Where are the jokes about ants, and what other interesting things do you know about ants?

One day, when a student came out of the toilet, he told the English teacher that there were a lot of ants in the toilet, and the English teacher suddenly remembered the word ant and asked why the ants didn't say anything. The student slurred, but the ant didn't say anything.

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I also know Alipay's ants, to get back to the point, when I was a child, I liked to watch ants, especially ants in two holes, fight each other

Although the ant is small, he is a small organized team, and if a small ant discovers the enemy situation while going out, he will immediately go back and report it to his troops.

Ants burrow, they work together, one ant digs, and the other moves things out. The ants also move what they dig up to other places.

Ants will move their nests away when it rains, they will migrate, two ants will touch each other's antennae when they meet, this is a way for ants to communicate, there will be many ants in the same bed to carry a food that is several times larger than her or even dozens of times, I hope to adopt, thank you.

My family has a small yard where my grandmother planted a lot of flowers and trees. InAmong the flowersAmong the green leaves are some elf ants moving around.

I usually like to watch them move around.

Among them, the red ants are the most industrious and capable. Every morning I get up and go out into the yard to see that they are already thereBusy and busyworked. One by one, they crawl out of their nests and line up in neat lines, looking for food as they go, and occasionally touching their antennae to send signals.

Yes'Dig new nests around. They removed the garbage from the yard and the dead pests set the stage for the cleanliness of the yardSweat and horse credit

Black Ants are a "belligerent" family. They often attack other ants, especially the weaker yellow ants. Once, after I finished my homework, I went to see the ants again.

I saw that the black ants were "invading" the yellow ants again. The yellow ants and the black ants fought to the death, but under the attack of the big waist and strong black ants, many yellow ants have been sacrificedI saw these burn many black ants with mosquito coils, scaring them away.

The worst are the white ants, which are more aggressive than the black ants and make the walls unshakable. Once, when I went to water the flowers, I saw yellow, red, black, and Australian ants attacking the nest of rotten wood termites. It turned out that the sneak attack of the white ants caused public outrage, and the ants of the four tribes formed a "coalition army of four tribes" to attack the termites, and the soldiers crawled out of the termite nest, you don't know, there are some waiting ants and black mountain ants living in the grass, and they all listen to the words of the soldier ants, because the soldiers are very powerful.

It's not good, wait for the ants and the black mountain ants to help the soldier ants. The black, red, and yellow ants in the "Four-Nation Alliance" led away the army of termites, the Australian antsTake advantage of itLay a termite nest.

Ants are so funny!

Two ants were walking on the road and suddenly saw a very large pear - the name of the country n:

An ant said, "Hey, big pear" (Italy).

Another ant said, "Oh, big pear" (Australia) Hey, move (Spain) I'll try (Russia) Hug home (Bulgaria) Nibble on pears (Kenya) Pears are not tender (Lebanon).

Dad, Pear (Paris) Hehe, those two ants are father and son!

Dad, take it? (Panama).

The ant is a mother and son, and the little ant says: Mom, come and eat (Malaysia) The mother ant says: Child, that's a mother's pear (Madrid).

One of them shouted: What is it?

The other said: Shh......hhhPear, Syria

The kernel is rotten (Netherlands), and I only know when I eat it, and when I bite into it, an ant grabs it and says, "This is my pear (Austria)."

An ant took a bite of a pear and lost its tooth (Congo).

Take another bite of the pear, it's poisonous! (India).

One ant said to another, "Brother, it's a big pear!" An ant took a bite and felt that the pear was not crispy enough, and said, "Noodles." Burma) and pears! Hey!? luck！(Iraq).

Ant A said to Ant B: "Guys, what's the matter! (Jerusalem), Ant B said to Ant A: Dizzy, difficult! (Yunnan).

Ant A saw the pear and hurriedly rushed up, and Ant B hurriedly stopped: Pear, don't press it! (Libya) beetle ants are not happy:

Damn, (Mali) pears aren't yours! In the end, the two ants divided the pears and ate honeydew in their mouths! (Peru) two ants who just learned to speak, brother said:

Sister, fruit" (USA).

(2) Two ants were walking on the road and suddenly saw a large pear. Hit the name of a country.

Answer 1: Ant A:"Huh, big pear? "(Italy).

Answer 2: Ant B:"Shhh "(Syria).

Answer 3: Ant A:"Oh, big pear. "(Australia) Answer 4: Ant B:"Hey, let's move. "(Spain).

Answer 5: Ant A:"I got it! "(Brunei).

Answer 6: Ant B:"Hug home.

Bulgaria) Answer 7: Hold it and don't move, Ant A comes up with an idea:"Nibble on pears.

Kenya) Answer 8: Ant B took a bite and said:"Pears are not tender.

Lebanon) Answer Nine: The ant beetle also took a bite and said:"surface.

Burma) Answer 10: Ant B took another bite and said:"An astringent pear.

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Which animal has black teeth?

Ants (because there is a song that says: "Ant Tooth Black").

Q: Do you know what color an ant's teeth are?

A: Black. Why? Because a black horse, a black horse, a black horse, a black horse.

An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the dirt, with only one leg exposed.

The little rabbit was puzzled and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" ”

The ant said, "Shhh Don't make a sound, Lao Tzu tripped him! ”

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants hurrying away and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday an elephant tripped over one of our brothers and was seriously injured, so we gave blood to that girl." ”

After a while, when the rabbit saw that a large number of ants had returned, he asked what was the matter, and one of the ants said, "Oh, there is only one one who has the same blood type as the elephant, and it is enough to leave him there to draw blood." ”

On the third day, the rabbit came and asked the ants, "Is the girl alive?" ”

The ant said helplessly: "I carried it back, it was so heavy, my waist was tired and bent, and that girl couldn't stand the fall!" ”

When the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued the ant, and the court ruled that the ant tripped the elephant as malicious injury and was imprisoned for six months.

Ant disagreed, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is 2 months in prison, why did you sentence me to half a year?" ”

Judge: "Two months for bodily assault and four additional months for tripping an elephant for racial discrimination." ”

So Ant filed a complaint with the High Court: "We are originally equal to elephants, so how can we 'discriminate', please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment, restore our innocence, and sue the judge for false accusations." ”

A few days later, the elephant suddenly died, and everyone ran to see it. A female ant was found next to her. I asked him how the elephant died.

The mother ant cried and said, "I told her that I was pregnant with her child."

A few days later, the female ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatched and hatched, and as a result, a flock of ostriches hatched, damn! What a grievance the elephant died!

One day the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree with one leg outstretched. So he asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The elephant said, "Shhh Don't make a sound, I'll wait for the ant to come, so that I can avenge my brother. ”

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream and immediately ran back to look, and on the way met an ant panting on the side of the road.

Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: I want to fix Lao Tzu, fortunately I found out early. I trampled my foot off it!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital again, because the femoral artery was trampled, this time it lost more blood, and even 80L transfusion was not enough, the blood bank was in a hurry, and the only ant that matched the elephant's blood type had collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

Hee-hee, I'm it!

An ant saw an elephant coming towards it.

So he buried himself in the sand, leaving only one leg outside, and when the swallow saw it, he asked, "Hey, ant, what are you doing?" ”

Shhhhh

The next day, when the swallow saw a group of ants lining up, he asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

The leading ant: "Yesterday we tripped over an elephant and fell on his heel and was seriously injured, so we went together to donate blood to him".

After a while, the swallow saw the ants come back with another slap.

Then he asked, "Why did you finish the blood so quickly?"

Lead ant: "Only one ant has the same blood type as the elephant, so we're all back, so let's smoke him."

On the third day, the sparrow saw an elephant hiding behind a piece of grass, stretched out one leg and asked, "Elephant, what are you doing?"

Shhhh

On the fourth day, when the sparrow saw a flock of ants lining up, he asked, "What are you going to do?"

The leading ant said, "Yesterday the elephant hid behind the grass and tried to trip me, so I trampled on the girl's leg and now I will carry him to the hospital."

A group of ants besieged an elephant, and the elephant stomped its feet violently and threw off the ants that had climbed on top of him.

An ant walking on the road, blocked by the dung of an elephant, the ant looked at the misty mountain peak, and couldn't help singing: Yalasuo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

One day, the ant and the elephant were on the road, and the ant said, "I am pregnant." The elephant was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Then let's have another one." When the ants heard this, they were shocked and died on the spot.

The ant crawled into the elephant's trunk.

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