Where is Funny Mulan? What s in the funny version of Mulan Poem

Mulan poem (chicken version) original thought: lack of heart and eyes Editor-in-chief original: Qin Shi Mingyue, bullish and angry Responsible consultant:

Ninth class post-student text: Chirp and chirp, Mulan eats turkey. What kind of chicken to eat?

KFC USA. How do you eat it? Ask my mother how to eat?

The master said he wouldn't eat it, and the mother said he wouldn't eat it. I saw the invitation last night, and I had a big competition to eat chicken. There are 12 turkeys, only menopausal.

The turkey is undercooked, and Mulan has no cutlery. I am willing to be the king of the big stomach and eat for the master from now on. The East Market buys forks, the West Market buys knives, the South Market buys spoons, and the North Market buys napkins.

When I leave my grandmother and go, I stay in the trash can at dusk, I don't smell the rooster calling the hen, but I smell the smell in the trash can. As soon as I quit the garbage, I went to the sewer at dusk, and I didn't hear the rooster calling the hen, but I heard that the aunt rode a bicycle to collect the garbage. Thousands of miles to the airport, poor can't fly.

The stench spreads thousands of miles, and the cold light shines on the cockscomb. The turkey dies in a hundred battles, and the strong man eats it for ten years. When I returned, I saw the judges, and the judges sat in the underworld.

30 boards, 100 lashes. Hades asked what he wanted, Mulan didn't need Shangshu chickens, and was willing to transport the chickens and send her son back to the chicken coop. The grandmother smelled the chicken, brought out a pot of chicken, and the chicken sister smelled the chicken, and took care of the chicken feathers; The little brother smelled the chicken, sharpened the knife and Huo Huo to the grandmother.

Open the door of my chicken coop, sit on my chicken bed, pluck my wartime hair, lay my old eggs, take care of chicken feathers in the window, and paste egg yolks in the mirror. When you go out and see a turkey, the turkey is sick. has been with me for 12 years, but I don't know that Mulan is a hen!

The rooster's feet are forked, the hen will lay eggs, the two chickens are all steamed, can Ann tell me that I am a male and female?

Chirp and chirp, want to eat KFC. I don't hear the sound of saliva, but I hear the woman sighing. Ask the woman what she thinks, and ask the woman what she remembers. Women think about hamburgers, women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and the festival was said to be a big sale. There are 12 chicken coupons, and Zhang Zhang has chicken wings. Grandpa has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother, and he is willing to go to KFC and eat for his grandfather from now on.

Buy burgers in the east store, drinks in the west store, chicken wings in the south store, and fries in the north store. As soon as I leave my grandmother, I stay by the Yellow River at dusk, and I don't hear the voice of my grandmother calling her daughter, but I smell the smell of hamburgers splashing. But I quit the Yellow River and went to the head of the Black Mountain at dusk, and I didn't hear the voice of my grandmother calling the girl, but I heard the fragrance of chicken wings and chirped.

Thousands of miles over the Great Wall, Mount Everest is like flying. The bank sent gold coins, and the emperor issued a sweater. The hen dies every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Return to see Confucius, Confucius sits in heaven. Twelve chicken coupons, hundreds of baskets of chickens. Confucius asked what he wanted, Mulan didn't want to be an angel, he was willing to gallop thousands of miles and send his son back to his hometown.

When the grandmother heard that the girl was coming, she came out of Guo Xiang to help the general: Ah sister Wen sister is coming, I want to eat KFC: the little brother Wen sister is coming, sharpen the knife Huo Huo is ready to eat.

Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my dinner towel, take the dishes and chopsticks from the window, and eat in the mirror. When I went out to see the fire companion, the fire companion was all busy: I had been with me for 12 years, and I didn't know that Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit has three lobes in the mouth, and the female rabbit has blurred eyes; Double rabbits eat on the ground, and Ann can tell whether I am hungry or not.

Chirp and chirp, Mulan flies. Whatsburg machine? Boeing 747....

Ask the woman what she thinks, and ask the woman what she remembers. The woman also thought about it, and she didn't have the money to buy a plane. Last night, I saw the military post, and the Khan sold planes.

There were twelve planes, and the racks could not be bought. Grandpa has no big money, and Mulan has no choice. I am willing to learn knowledge and build airplanes from now on.

The east market buys drawings, and the west market buys screws. The south city buys bombs, and the north city buys iron sheets. As soon as I left my grandmother, I stayed at the edge of the computer room at dusk, and I didn't hear the voice of my grandmother calling her daughter, but I heard the friction of steel. When I left the computer room and went to the barracks at dusk, I didn't hear the voice of my grandmother calling the girl, but I heard the snoring and snoring.

Thousands of miles to build airplanes, Guanshan is gone. The general was scared to death, and the soul of the strong man flew into the sky. returned to hit the Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven was in a hospital bed. Twelve turns, two slaps. Khan asked what he wanted, Mulan didn't want to be a dumb b, he was willing to drive 747 and fly back to his hometown.

When the grandmother heard that the girl was coming, she set up a machine gun. When my sister heard that her sister was coming, she raised her pistol at home. When the younger brother heard that his sister came, he sharpened his knife like a retard.

Drive my hangar and sit in my cabin. Take off my old robes and put on my flight suit. Buy more grenades, plus machine guns.

went out to lay mines, relatives and friends were busy, and after 12 years of separation, I didn't know that Mulan was even more rampant!

The madman kicks the ground, and the nerd's eyes are closed. The two walked side by side, who would dare to say that I was abnormal?!

Chirp and chirp, Mulan eats, what she eats, she eats kfc. Ask the woman if it is fragrant, ask the woman if it is sweet, the woman also eats deliciously, and the woman also eats sweet. Met the owner last night and was looking for a gourmet.

Preferential treatment for 12 people, no money for what to eat, Grandpa eats chicken, Mulan drinks Coke, is willing to be a gourmet, and eats from now on.

The East City eats burgers, the West City eats chicken, the South City drinks Coke, and the North City eats French fries. As soon as I leave my grandmother, I go to McDonald's. I don't hear the voice of the grandmother calling the girl, but I smell the spicy chicken wings. But quit McDonald's and stayed at KFC. I don't hear the voice of the grandmother calling the girl, but I smell the barbecue chicken leg fragrant and sweet.

Wanlifu restaurant, Guan Shan is like flying. Shuoqi spreads gold analysis, and the fragrance shines on the iron coat. The general died in a hundred years, and the strong man was full for ten years.

When I came back to see the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven ate hot pot. There are 12 people in Cexun, and everyone eats hot pot. Khan asked what he wanted, and Mulan didn't have to eat hot pot. I am willing to eat KFC and send my children back to the restaurant.

When the grandmother heard the girl, she took out the whole family bucket. Sister Wen came and took out the chicken. When the younger brother heard that his sister was coming, he sharpened his knife and went to the pigs and sheep.

Turn on my microwave and sit in my dining room. Prepare the dishes and pick up the spoon and bowl. When eating at the window, stick eggs on the mirror.

When I went out to see my partner, my partner was terrified. has been with me for 12 years, but I don't know that Mulan is crazy!

Male rabbits eat chicken feet, and female rabbits eat duck paws. Double rabbits eat at the table, and Ann can tell that I am male and female.

Chirp and chirp, Mulan is a household weaving. I didn't hear the sound of the machine, but I heard the woman sigh. What do you think?

Ask the woman what she remembers? Women don't think about anything, and women don't remember. Last night, I saw the military post, and the Khan ordered a large number of troops.

There are twelve volumes of military books, and the scrolls have the name of the master. Grandpa has no eldest son, and Mulan has no eldest brother. I am willing to be the saddle horse of the city, and from now on I will fight for the master.

The east market buys horses, the west market buys saddle sheath (jiān), the south market buys bridle (pèi) head, and the north market buys long whips. As soon as I leave my grandmother, I will stay by the Yellow River at dusk. I don't hear the voice of the grandmother calling the girl, but I hear the splash of the Yellow River (jian sound).

As soon as he left the Yellow River, he went to the head of Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear the voice of the grandmother calling the girl, but I heard the Yanshan Hu riding (ji four sounds) chirping. Thousands of miles to Rong (rong two tones) machine, Guan Shan Du Ruo Fei.

Shuo Qi Chuan Jin Ji (tuò), cold light iron clothing. The general died in a hundred battles, and the strong man returned in ten years. When I returned to see the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven sat in the Ming Hall.

Twelve turns, rewards hundreds of strong. Khan asked what he wanted, Mulan didn't need Shang Shulang, he was willing to gallop thousands of miles and send his son back to his hometown. When the grandmother heard that the girl was coming, she went out to help Guo Xiang; 阿妹 (zǐ) Wen Mei came, and took care of the red makeup; When the younger brother heard that his sister was coming, he sharpened his knife and went to the pigs and sheep.

Open the door of my east pavilion and sit on my west pavilion bed. Take off my wartime robes and put on my old clothes. When the window is cloudy, the mirror is yellow.

When I went out to see the fire companion, the fire companion was all busy. has been together for 12 years, but I don't know that Mulan is a girl. The feet of the male rabbit are fluttering, and the eyes of the female rabbit are blurred; Twin rabbits walk on the ground, can Ann tell that I am male and female?