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Anonymous users2024-02-11A new sculpture of a university is in the shape of a young girl holding a book in her left hand and a bird in her right hand. Many people go out of their way to read a book. (Translation will not).
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Anonymous users2024-02-10ha ha ha bird ha ha ha bird
Hahaha bird Hahaha bird.
That's it. Thank you, Fate.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09..English jokes are not ten minutes long, but they are not interesting, it is recommended to pick up oranges and spring juice by yourself, and make up several English jokes together to form a small story (English is generally a cold joke, and it will not be too funny).
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Anonymous users2024-02-08The deaf man heard the mute say that the blind man had seen a ghost
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Anonymous users2024-02-07It's so hard, no one will! Hee-hee-hee
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Anonymous users2024-02-06The answer should be this.
from two to two to two from 1:58 to 2:00
I think I heard this when I was in junior high school, hehe.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Specific sentences: from two to two to two
Chinese: from 1:58 to 2:00
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Yesterday I signed up for a ** training class, and they asked me to wear loose clothes during training, how can this be reasonable? If there are still loose clothes, then why should I sign up?
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Anonymous users2024-02-03wasn't asleep
when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "wake up, sir!
i wasn't asleep," the man answered.
not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."
i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
I didn't fall asleep.
When a group of women got on the bus, all the seats on the bus were filled. The conductor noticed that a man seemed to be asleep, and he was worried that he would sit too much, so he gently touched him with his elbow and said, "Sir, wake up!" ”
Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed, aren't they? ”
I know I just don't want to see a lady standing next to me in a crowded car.
brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"
yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. where is the father?"
the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "obviously he was painting the pictures."
Where's my father?
The brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
Look," said the elder brother, "how beautiful these paintings are! ”
Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there is only the mother and the child. So where did Dad go? ”
The elder brother thought for a moment, then explained, "Obviously, he was painting these paintings at the time.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02T: Why is it said that never strikes the same place twice?
s：because after it's struck once ,the same place isn't ang more!
Teacher: Why is lightning never struck twice?
Student: Because after it hits a place once, that place doesn't exist.
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Anonymous users2024-02-011 Once upon a time there was a house that hung spring couplets, and the eldest son said:"Happy New Year. "The second son said:"Less bad luck. "Dad said:"No lawsuits. "As a result, it became a good luck in the New Year, and there was no lawsuit. "
2 Dad was gluing couplets, and he said to Xiao Ming:"If you stick high, you will shout for promotion, and if you are low, you will shout for getting rich. "After Dad glued it, Xiao Ming said:"Dad neither rose nor made a fortune. "
I don't tell him about ordinary people.
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There is a little girl who misses her deceased mother very much, and cries sadly every night, and one day she dreams of her grandmother who has been dead for a long time, and the little girl asks her grandmother how she can see her mother, and her grandmother tells her that after death, she goes to heaven, in fact, she is still the same as when she was in the world, she likes to gather together to play football in the winter night, and when the ball is kicked around, it becomes the changing and swaying aurora in the night sky, at this time you just need to whistle, the aurora will get closer and closer, and you can see the mother who is playing with the ball, But don't get too close, as you'll be injured by a soccer ball made by a frozen walrus head. The little girl then asked, if the aurora kept coming close, how could it be told to go back? My grandmother said that as long as you rub your fingernails against each other to make a sound, the aurora will recede.
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I have studied Wall Street English for nearly two years, I don't feel very good, it is equal to self-study, the teacher often changes jobs, ** is also very expensive, there is no feature, many courses are not very practical at all, and there is almost no time for business courses, unless you are a student, there is time, or you are a retiree, it is difficult for white-collar workers to learn normally, and many students have to wait until the time comes, and they don't go! I was fooled again, saying that the VIP course will be better, you can also pay in 24 installments, called to sign immediately, you can experience it first after paying, in fact, there is no experience, saying that as long as you don't start the class to experience a bad experience, you can return the money, it has been more than half a year now, I have been saying that it is not good, it is still dragging, it has not been refunded, I have repaid the loan for more than half a year, in order to make everyone no longer fooled, please be cautious or choose some Chinese education methods may be more suitable, the so-called infant education law, It has to be repeated every day to have an effect, what is the use of a few hours a week, and it takes an hour and a half to complete each homework, which has become a burden! Careful! >>>More