Who knows the jokes that Fan Wei told Kung Fu

I don't tell him about ordinary people.

The first sentence after he answered**: Hello, here is to see you, see you, a glance will be a glance to prevent flickering consultation**, it is a bit messy, it should be like this: Hello, here is to borrow your pair of eyes to prevent flickering consultation**.

It should be said that "here is to borrow your pair of discerning eyes to prevent flickering consultation**", Fan Wei said "borrow you, borrow you a pair of ......"To be honest, Mr. Fan doesn't say that he said the wrong lines, who of us knows, how can I hear this, and I feel that it is funnier that he said it wrong.

I've also heard it, and I guess it's the words he said when he appeared, "Lend you a pair of discerning eyes" This place is wrong, because it is obvious that he said it is "a discerning eye", but it is also possible that "lend you lend you" This place is not repeated at all, he said it wrong, and added a symmetrical word, so it is so abrupt.

A good work, don't be too deliberate to pursue the mistakes of one of his sentences.

It's just a glance of discernment, and it's wrong here The lines use the lyrics of Na Ying's "Seeing Flowers in the Fog" "Borrow you to lend you a pair of discerning eyes to prevent flickering and consulting**" That's right.

Do you know now? When I watched the grievances between Fan Wei and Zhao Benshan just now, I found that "in 2005, Fan Wei cooperated with Zhao Benshan for the last time on the sketch "Kung Fu" of the Spring Festival Gala, he said the wrong word at the beginning, and it was easy to come back, ** Later, he expressed his willingness to Zhao Benshan not to go to the Spring Festival Gala again. "I also want to know what the lines that Fan Wei should have said in the script?

I don't know about this, so let's take a look at that sketch.

The son said to his mother, "Today my father told me to give up my seat to an aunt," and the mother said, "That's a good thing," and the son said, "But I'm sitting on my father's lap."

Zhao Benshan rode a donkey into the city and met Fan Wei by chance!

Fan Wei asked, "Have you eaten?" ”

Zhao Benshan said: "Eat! ”

Fan Wei said proudly: "I asked the donkey, what did you say!" ”

Zhao Benshan turned around and slapped the donkey twice, and scolded: "There are relatives in the city who don't say a word." ”

There will be an excerpt on the first floor, there are many joke masters, and it's hard to say which one is the hottest or not.

Huang Zihua is the ancestor of Hong Kong's "stand-up comedy", and has a unique position in the entertainment industry, and the original stand-up comedy "stand-up comedy" has endured in Hong Kong for more than ten years. Huang Zihua is not an ordinary actor, but a bit of a ruffian, a creative artist. With a bachelor's degree in philosophy, he is a talented person with a unique and profound perspective on the acting industry.

Zhao Benshan drove the donkey into the city. Zhao Benshan drove the donkey into the city and met Fan Wei. Fan Wei asked

Have you eaten? Zhao Benshan said: "Eat!

Fan Wei proudly: I asked the donkey. Zhao Benshan turned around and slapped the donkey twice:

If you have relatives in the city, you don't say a word!

The loss of bicycles in school is very serious, and the new car is gone in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bicycle will pop up every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a fellow dormitory, bought a new gearbox, and she showed off when she met people: "I have the latest lock on this car!"

The next day, Xiao Jing came back from self-study at night, looking depressed, and pinched a note in her hand, which read: Don't be a master here, I borrowed the car, and I will return it to you in a few days!

Little girls always show off their new toys to little boys. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say that you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said that my mother said that as long as you have this, you will have as many things as you want!