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Anonymous users2024-02-08New Year's Day party sketch.
Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!
League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Xiaoling: Yes!
League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!
League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!
Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!
League secretary: And you Xiaowu!
Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to going to the lake to fish, is drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?
Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!
Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!
Students, classmates, comrades, the same
Three: Just say it!
League Secretary: Same as what!
Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: No strength!
League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!
Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!
League secretary: Come on, let's work together!
The three of them lay down: Alas!
League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go
The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!
Three: Yay!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07I have, poke my avatar profile,! ~
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Anonymous users2024-02-06As long as it's fun, it's fine. In this cheerful festival, there should be some joyful programs to make everyone happy. New Year's Day sketch programs can include dramas, operas, dance dramas, opera sketches, etc., as follows:
1. Opera sketches are drama sketches characterized by the trinity of traditional Chinese opera songs, dances and dramas, such as Chen Peisi.
Xiao Xiangyu performed the Henan Opera sketch "Dog Baby and Black Girl".
2. Drama sketch is a kind of drama sketch that focuses on dialogue and has action. This is the most popular style of drama sketches. For example, Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao performed "The King and the Postman".
Protagonist and Supporting Role", "Zhang Sanqiren" performed by Yan Shunkai and others, Zhao Benshan.
and others performed the sketch "Selling Abduction".
Wait. 3. The opera sketch is mainly sung, with dialogue and narration. Such as Pan Changjiang.
"Crossing the River" performed.
What shows are available on New Year's Day?
1. Court drama sketches.
You can learn from the popular Qing court TV series "Zhen Zhi" and "Beauty Without Tears".
Employees who have adapted the sketch will love such creative programs. However, this requires a certain amount of skill to plan the show, and it is also more laborious in the early stage. There will be a dress rehearsal in the middle of the year.
2. The song is skewered.
Many professionals like to perform and sing at the meeting, in fact, you might as well string some classic songs together to evoke everyone's good memories of youth, not for the classic work of the annual meeting program, but also the least time and energy for the project.
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Anonymous users2024-02-051, "Rooster Lays Eggs".2, "Selling Shoes".3. "New Life Report".
4, "The Great Change of Living Donkey".
5, "Threesome".
6, "Matchmaker Recruits Relatives".
7. "Interview".
8, "Such a Patient".
9, "Father and Son Transposition".
10, "Ultrasound Guerrilla".
11, "Scumbags Ben Xueba".
12, "The Beggar and the Champion".
13, "Mask Turmoil".
14, "After the Exam".
15, "New Entry".
16, "Transformation".
17. "Please be obedient in class".
18, "Those Things About Going to School".
19, "Trafficking".
20, "Song of Youth".
21, "A Day in the Life of the Class Teacher".
22, "Asking Directions".
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Anonymous users2024-02-04No.
Compared with singing, dancing and song programs, language programs tend to take into account more, and both rehearsals and creation will be more time-consuming. Besides, there are a lot of language programs in the party that are too "excessive", maybe it is also to avoid such embarrassment.
Features of the sketch:
1. Short and concise, with a simple plot. This is the most basic difference between a sketch and other works of art and artistic expression. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food", which is a beautiful "side dish", not some hot pot stew.
2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people feel inspired and instructive in the laughter.
3. Elegant and vulgar appreciation, with a wide range of themes. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches originate from the grassroots and the common people. The warmth and coldness of the world and the various appearances of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated artistically through the form of sketches and performed on the stage.
4. Close to life, novel angle, concise language, and strong appeal, which are the basic requirements for sketch creation. Only works that are close to life can be liked by the masses and easily accepted. Derived from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, typical examples, this is the essence of a successful sketch.
5. The disadvantages of acupuncture are philosophical. Through superficial phenomena, satirize some unreasonable things, reveal certain philosophies, and entertain and educate. This is not only the original intention of the sketch, but also the further demand of the masses of the people for it.
Characters: ornament, ornament, ornament.
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