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Anonymous users2024-02-08The dog said to the bear: Marry me, marry me and you will be happy. The bear said: I don't want to marry, marrying you will only give birth to a bear, I want to marry a cat, and give birth to a panda is noble!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07One day the little white rabbit went fishing, the first day did not catch, the second day still did not catch, three days to go fishing, then the fish of the water Li jumped out and roared: You Ya take the radish as bait and I will beat you si 2
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Now the mood is a little complicated!
Recently, the mobile phone alarm has not gone off in the morning, and it still hasn't gone off this morning.
I set an alarm three minutes later and lay down next to see what was going on.
So the problem was discovered.
As soon as the three minutes came, the phone was about to make a sound, and the cat sleeping next to my pillow slapped it with one paw, slid to turn off the alarm, and then glanced at me in disdain and was stunned, retracted and continued to sleep.
Now the mood is a little complicated!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Why do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
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Anonymous users2024-02-045 animal humorous jokes.
1.A large tree has a lot of caterpillars, and the young leaves make them grow very quickly.
The insects talked: "After turning into butterflies, we must dance and sing for the tree, and make due contributions to the rise of the tree!" "They ate and chewed and ate the trees to the ground.
Finally turned into a butterfly! The butterflies fluttered their beautiful wings and flew around the tree a few times, saying, "This tree is too backward for us to develop!" ”
As he spoke, he flew away ......
2. When the hungry cat and the hungry tiger met, the tiger asked the cat: "There are many rats nowadays, and you have always fed on rats, why are you so hungry?" Is there no rat in the world? ”
The hungry cat sighed: "There are a lot of rats, but recently, a group of rats are very good at speculating and drilling camps, and one by one they have entered the high-sounding places, and the guards are very strict, so how dare I eat him." ”
At the same time, he asked, "What about you?" Brother Tiger, you have always fed on people, why are you so hungry? ”
The hungry tiger sighed: "Alas, now I feel less and less like a human!" ”
The snake said, "Yes." You must fall on my back. ”
The bee fell on the back of the snake and went into the middle of the river.
The snake swam for a while, the body was weak and weak, sinking for a while, floating for a while, the bee suspected that the snake was going to harm himself, and stung the snake, the snake endured the pain and scolded: "Others say that my mouth is poisonous, who knows that your stomach is even more poisonous!" ”
4. When the snake comes, the frog hides in the hole; Snake: Come out, we're friends; Frog: Your name is terrible; Snake: I've changed my name to Frog; Frog: Then I won't come out, you're too scary.
5. Two tigers were chatting, and a cat came across from them, and one of the tigresses said enviously to the other tiger: "I also hope that ** will be reduced like it!" ”
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