Where can I buy a virtual card for red beans? How do you ask a salesperson?

Well, you can usually buy it at an Internet café. I told the salesperson that I wanted to buy it.

Well, you can usually buy it at an Internet café. I told the salesperson that I wanted to buy it.

Sarcastic jokes.

As the saying goes: The three Tang monks and apprentices have their own skills. No one freaks anyone.

And Tang Seng has a hat that is specially used to measure IQ. They decide who has the higher IQ than the competition.

The first is Goku, after Goku puts on the hat, the hat makes a sound of 68 points. "Full score of 100 points".

Then there is Bajie, after Bajie puts on his hat, 69 points.

As soon as Monk Sha put on his hat, the hat made a dripping sound: Please don't stuff stones into the hat.

Before Marriage:

Him: Hooray! It's finally here! I can't wait!

Her: Can I leave?

Him: No, you don't even think about it!

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of course! Her: Will you betray me?

Him: No, how could you think that?

Her: Will you kiss me?

Him: Yes. Her: Will you hit me?

Him: Not at all.

Her: Can I trust you?

Look from the bottom up after getting married.

Please sit a little closer, please come a little closer, and don't be shy! Blushing what? Please keep your charming smile and come closer to me. All right! That's it, don't move the kids, I'm going to press the shutter.

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Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?

Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

Coming to Fukushima, there are all kinds of jokes.

It's so cold, ahhh I had a cold......

Encyclopedia, you listen to Weibo, or the next software of the hundred

Jokes, cluck, la.

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