Ask for sentences that are poetic or funny or sentimental, with example sentences

Funny: 1I heard that marriage is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for 9 yuan, so I invite you!

2.Go someone else's way and leave others with no way out.

3.I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings, and in retrospect, I have been running naked for 19 years!

4.When the water is clear, there are no fish, and if people are cheap, they are invincible.

5.Do nothing and don't care, don't care and do nothing.

6.If my friends could sell it, and each of them would be worth five dollars, I would be able to make a small fortune.

7.It's not terrible to have a big belly, it's terrible to be big and unexpected.

8.The biggest advantage of a blind date is that if something goes wrong in your marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

9.Women show themselves to be generous first, and men don't dare to be stingy.

2.The morning fog invades the cold quilt, the tired cat sleeps in the afternoon, the residual wind urges the evening light, and asks the sky speechlessly.

3.I don't dare to ask for liberation, because I don't know how to exile myself, and I bite at that rock like the old pine tree on the cliff, and I don't think about whether one day I will fall with it.

4.The road is not over yet; The sky is gray and has never been blue to this day; Bitterness, swallowed into the throat has not dissipated; I want to ask** there is a sale of happy fruits, and I answer: Haven't you heard? The crows outside the window are singing.

5.The fireworks will stop Xie Shengge, whose tears will fall into the city.

6.Half-awake and half-drunk, day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

7.How can there be pride like in the old days, when flowers bloom and fall for two reasons?

8.When the flowers bloom on the other side, there is only a fiery red; The flowers bloom without leaves, and the leaves are without flowers; Miss each other but can't see each other, alone on the other side.

Sentimental: 1Looking up at the sky alone is the most beautiful loneliness.

2.When words don't mean anything, what use is words no matter how heart-wrenching.

3.When I was reduced to the point where I had to be protected by others, I felt powerless.

4.If you can't sing a gentle love song, you should learn how to listen to someone else's singing.

5.When you learn to be sad, you don't close your eyes, and before the tears are formed, they evaporate in the air.

6.- Sit quietly, think about the memories of the past, take a deep breath, and forget about it.

7.No quarrels, no thoughts, no distractions, I love such a theme of life, don't bother.

8.In fact, there is nothing we should all be at ease with, love to the end only me, remember.

9.in fact a person is very good , but a little sad , a little lonely .

Funny: Our sadness lies in the fact that we compete with the second generation of officials for their careers and the rich second generation for feelings.

You are in the rivers and lakes, but there has been no legend of you in the rivers and lakes, which is also quite miserable.

Poetic: You said that you know the subtleties of life, and I have done this to grow with you;

You said that no matter how lively it is, it will eventually be separated, so I did this life to see you;

You said that you know the warmth and cold, so I made this winter flower and summer snow to see with you;

You said that you were in love with the good old days, so I made this ukiyo-e depicting a golden embroidered phoenix and showed it to you;

You said that you should be worried about the high places and the cold, so I will give up the rivers and mountains to please you. At the end of the day, sadness is just a conversation with loneliness.

Sad: I've got money, come back.

One mountain does not tolerate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

There is no grass everywhere in the world Why just look for it around you What's more, the quality is not good = [non-original=] I will always guard you Together with the world you cherish = [ From the redemption of ** Sea Devil] We should not choose the path we take with sin, but should bear the sin on the chosen path [from the realm of emptiness].

I won't be lovesick in my life, I will be lovesick, I will be lovesick [I forgot the original words, from **fox yuan] I can't think of it=

I don't know where I care, I care so much about you, I care about every word you say, I will be sad for your words, I will influence my emotions for your words, and I will be hurt by you again and again, I don't know, it turns out that we meet once, it will make you so embarrassed, you say you love me, why don't you even have time to see me, you come back for at least a week, and pass through Guangzhou, but you can't spare a day and a half to meet me. I'm really stupid, stupid, what am I fantasizing, what are I expecting, how many times, you told me to go to Singapore, you know, it's so hard for me (but I'm still thinking, maybe there will be a way when the time comes, I'll try), but when you come back, you didn't think about coming to me, but I still called you to see me several times, I'm such a big fool. Do you know why I want to see you, because my heart is so uncertain, I don't know if I did it right, I want you to give me strength, give me security, make me feel that everything I do is worth it, my heart, it really hurts, why I can't learn the lesson, why should I be hurt by you, why.

I hate you, I hate you, and you did this to me after I gave my heart to you again. I hate it so much.

Seemingly funny but actually sad sentence:1 The red apricot does not come out of the wall, and it is resolutely pulled out.

2 Say aloud if you like me, don't be afraid that I'm embarrassed.

3 Give you a little sunshine and you will shine, give you a little flood and you will flood, give you a little color and you will open a dyeing house. It's not your fault that you're ugly, it's your parents' fault, but if you run out and be scary, that's your fault. I think you're a professional webweaver, and you specialize in penguins.

4 Protect yourself, love others, and don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

5 Fat man with a boyfriend! If you get fat again, your boyfriend won't want you! You say you're chubby and cute! It's true that you happen to be the right size! You don't have a brain, or what's wrong! If your boyfriend is 200 pounds, don't you look cute!

6 Thou shalt always, intermittently, and thou shalt be filled with food and wait for death, and thou shalt plan for a day, and lie dead for a year.

7 If I were wifi, there would be more people than I loved.

8 Ten boys touching girls' heads may like it, but girls touching boys' heads think: My son has grown up.

1. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. Like many people, they were originally just fat, but after a long time, they became fat.

Second, it's not easy to live, except for no one who hurts, everything else hurts.

3. The flamboyance and indulgence of youth must eventually be compensated for by the rush and hardships of adulthood.

Fourth, sometimes I admire myself, I can swallow a stomach of words and sadness, and only say a "um".

Fifth, my mother told me that when looking for a partner, you can't just look at other people's appearances, but also look at your own appearance.

6. Every day when the alarm clock goes off, after lunch, and on the weekend, my ambitions become so insignificant.

7. I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child, and when I grew up, I found that there was no money for me to spend indiscriminately.

8. For most people, working hard is just to be alive, don't crown it with such a high-sounding reason to work hard for success.

9. Many times if you don't push yourself, you don't know that you still have the ability to mess things up.

10. When I was a child, when I talked about my dreams, I didn't want to sleep all night, but now when it comes to dreams, I just want to go to bed quickly.

Ten. 1. My goal in life is to own my own house in Beijing by the age of 30. Now I'm halfway there: I'm thirty years old.

Ten. Second, if you can't get rich overnight, two nights is fine, and a month is acceptable.

1*** Lovers must trust each other, so that they can love, can last for a long time, and do not separate.

2*** A good man, be spoiled by his own women and cold to other people's women.

3*** I don't like to have too many friends because there are too many people .

4*** At that young age, we all got the love we thought we had.

5*** Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles ***

6*** If you love him wrongly, you should release him.

7*** Who can solve the bitterness in my heart, the only way to smoke the ice bucket landlord,

8*** Love really takes courage to face gossip

9*** You only exist in his past, and I am his present and future!

10*** I love you, it's not a sentence or two that can be said clearly.

11*** There is only one thing in the world, how can you not cherish it!

12*** Find someone who doesn't feel anything to marry, then do you feel distressed.

13*** She said: Do you believe that he will divorce you for your sake?

14*** The nightmares of the past few days still crushed me, don't come to wake up my pain and let it rest in peace.

15*** The previous one is irreplaceable, and the current one doesn't matter.

16*** There is only one thing in the world, how can you not cherish it!

17*** Don't worry, the best will always appear when you least expect it.

18*** Every time, every time, you have to know that I am there for you.

19*** Find someone who doesn't feel anything to marry, then do you feel distressed.

20*** She said, "Do you believe that he will divorce you for your sake?"

21*** The nightmare of pretending to be a friend for days still broke me, don't come to wake up my pain and let it rest in peace.

22*** The previous one is irreplaceable, and the current one doesn't matter.

23*** Just let it go, don't think about him, there are many people who love me in this slippery world*

24*** Pink + Big Red = Red Song Society, 7.1, keep the party in mind.

25*** She said: One day husband and wife hundred days, can he divorce his daughter-in-law and still expect him to be loyal to you?

26*** If you want to see how much I love you, then you can go into my heart and see for yourself.

27*** How many students are fantasizing. If the test paper becomes money, then I don't have to worry about the lack of pocket money.

28*** Is there such a person, you have said countless times that you want to give up, but after all, you are still reluctant.

29*** If one day, you want to leave me, I will choose to be silent, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.

30*** Don't play with your hypocritical smile in front of me anymore, it's really fake.

31*** I love you, where are you? I don't love you, where are you?

32*** It's not terrible to confess or be confessed, the terrible thing is that the ending is not to fall in love once, but to have one less friend...

33*** What will never be confided in you again, is my tears so worthless...

Net: Teenager, there is nothing wrong with loving someone, and it is your fault to love the wrong person.