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Anonymous users2024-02-121. A guy texted his girlfriend one day: "Your hairstyle is different today." ”
My girlfriend said, "Oh, I got a hot bit." ”
After a while, he quietly replied: "Ah! Isn't it serious?
2, Xiao Ming is in his third year of college, and he still doesn't have a girlfriend. At the instigation of his buddies in the dormitory, he decided to chase after a girl who had been eyeing Liangyi for a long time. One day, he saw the girl walking alone in the playground, so he followed, because he didn't know how to speak, Xiao Ming was very anxious.
Seeing that the girl was getting farther and farther, he had to pick up something from the ground, chase after him and say, "Miss, did you drop this brick?" ”
3. One day, I made an appointment with my boyfriend to meet at the gate of the park, and when I arrived, I saw that he was already waiting for me, so I pretended to be surprised and said, "Hey, where is your wife?" Traveling?
It just so happens that my husband is not here today, let's go, come to me tonight! At this time, an old lady next to me frowned and stared at the two of us.
4. On the bus, I just got on the bus and saw a couple, I stepped forward and said to the man: "I'm pregnant" The man looked at me in shock, the woman also stared at me with wide eyes, the air froze for three seconds, and then the woman "snapped" to the man and got off the bus, I didn't have time to finish: "Give me a seat?"
5. My best friend received 999 roses, so I was so envious, so I told my boyfriend, and my boyfriend comforted me and said, "Don't worry, I can afford it, isn't it just a few flowers." "In the evening my boyfriend bought ten buckets of popcorn and told me:
Popcorn is also a flower, and as long as the heat is mastered well, the flower blooms more brilliantly. Also, if you count, these 10 buckets of popcorn are definitely no less than 999. ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-11Now there are a lot of brain teasers that are full of routines, so let's share some of the various sultry brain teasers, use them quickly and test your beloved other half!
1. All kinds of sultry brain teasers1. "I weighed 100 pounds just now." “
Why? “
Because I have you in my heart. “
2. "Do you know where my heart is?" ”
On the left. "Wrong, on your side. ”
3. "There's something on your face."
What the? "It's kind of pretty. ”
4. "I must have had carbonated drinks in my last life." ”
Why? "Because when I see you, I'm bubbling with joy. ”
5. "If you were instant noodles, what do you think you tasted like?" ”
Braised beef? ”
Can I soak you? ”
6. "It feels like you're weird today. ”
**Odd? ”
Strange cute. ”
7. "I fell in love with someone. ”
Then she must be beautiful. ”
You're too narcissistic, too. ”
8. "Hello, are you tired?" ”
Why are you tired? ”
Because you've been running around in my head for a day. ”
Second, it is suitable for routine jokes between couples1. "If only I were a tree." ”
Why? ”
So it can be planted in your hands. ”
2. "I'm Ling'er, what are you?" ”
What is it? "You're Jingle Bell, and Ling'er wants to Jingle Bell. ”
3. "Can I call you you?" ”
Why? "Because I want to take you to heart. ”
4. "I want to be a kind of person after meeting you. ”
Who? "Your people. ”
5. I don't want to complain to you about life. ”
And then what? "I want to hug you. ”
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