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Brain teasers are a puzzle game.

Q: Why do cats run away when they see mice?

A: Because the cat went to catch mice.

Q: There's a cockroach line.

Crossing a stinking canal, when it came back there were only four footprints, why? (Cockroaches have six legs).

A: Because it covered its nose with both feet.

Q: Who likes to bask in the sun the most?

Answer: Vegetative people.

Q: There are two watches in the watch shop, one with two times a day to be accurate. The other table is inaccurate every hour, but why do people only buy the latter?

A: Because the previous table is not moving.

A: The brakes are broken.

Question: There was a sharpshooter who faced a blue-faced ghost and a red-faced ghost, and it took two bullets to kill the red-faced ghost and one bullet to kill the blue-faced ghost, but this sharpshooter only had two bullets and still killed both ghosts. How did he do it?

Answer: Kill the green ghost with one shot, and then the red ghost turns cyan with fright, and then kill him with one shot.

2 What happens if there is a natural, intact and flawless emerald, and on the day of June 7th, throw it into the Qiantang River?

Sink to the bottom of the river]3 What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points]4 Who is a man who was born to your father and mother, but who is not your brother or sister?

It's you] 1.What animals can be posted on the wall --- seal "poster".

2.Those two English letters together will **---ok3Who is most willing to help people--- Tinker Bell "Because He Always Stretches Out His Round Hand".

Question: There is a cockroach that walked through a stinky canal, and when it came back, it only had four footprints, why? (Cockroaches have six legs).

A: Because it covered its nose with both feet.

Question: A bull and a cow, guess three words?

Answer: Two cows.

A: The brakes are broken.

How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? Answer: a. Because after eating one, it is not an empty stomach.

When Columbus stepped into the New World with one foot, what did he do next? Answer: Step on the other foot.

The caterpillar came home and said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes." ”

The plane fell from the sky, why didn't a single one get hurt? Answer: All dead.

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: It is the word "Ping".

What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: A safe island on the road.

Put a chicken and a goose in the fridge at the same time, why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguins.

Four people were playing mahjong in a hut (no one else was watching), and then the police came, and all four of them ran away, but the police got to the house and caught another person, why? Answer: Four people played a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him.

1. What kind of inspiration did Beethoven give to students?

Brain teaser answer: If you memorize the textbook, you will score more points (memorize more points)] 2 There is a card on a bridge, and the card says "No crossing the bridge". But many people still ignore it and pass it away. Why do you say?

Brain teaser Answer: The name of the bridge is "No Bridge Crossing"] 3What animal stays up late every day?

Brain teaser answer: Panda, look at its dark circles] In the restaurant, there are two pairs of father and son dining, each of whom ordered a steak of 70 yuan, and only paid 210 yuan when paying the bill, why? [Answer: This is the three grandchildren].

What is it that I can't carry even if I have a lot of strength?

Answer: Crime.

People in the garden, type?

Answer: Prisoner. What's the fastest way to put out a fire?

Answer: Add a horizontal line to the word fire.

Don't believe in lovers, hit a public security language?

Answer: Suspicious object.

Don't fight and don't know each other, play two-word titles.

Answer: Comrades-in-arms.

Smart and fast, hit a Latin American country name?

Answer: Intelligence.

Ninth marriage, hit a city name?

Answer: Paris.

Calm city in **?

Answer: Ningbo.

Civil aircraft opened, playing an idiom?

Answer: There is an opportunity.

A great start? Typing.

Answer: Ginger. Son of Mulan, hit a food name?

Answer: Peanuts.

What line can be seen, but not grasped.

Answer: light.

The old lady has no teeth and how to drink gruel.

Answer: No teeth.

Three eggs, to be placed on two plates, one plate must be placed on one How to put Answer: Two on one plate.

The grandfather I've never seen before, what kind of grandfather is he?

Answer: Oh my God.

What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda?

Answer: No color**.

1) There was a big **, ** tragic in a certain place, the disaster situation and missing person notices kept coming out of the radio, and an old man has been paying attention to the radio report. Someone asked him, "Did you have any news about your grandson on the radio?"

He said, "No." Then he said:

But I know my grandson is safe. "How does he know? [Answer:.]

Announcer business his grandson].

2) Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier, one day when he was standing guard on duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him, why did he turn a blind eye? [Answer: Aim and shoot].

3) Xiao Ming set the alarm watch to 6 o'clock in the morning, and he woke up at 5 o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm watch went, can you help? [Answer: Wait until the alarm goes off at six].

4) What door can never be closed? [Answer: Soccer Goal].

5) Why do geese fly south in autumn? [Answer: Walk too slowly].

6) What is it effortless to hit? [Answer: Doze off].

7) There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters from the sea surface, and the sea water is ** half a meter per hour, and the sea water can submerge the soft ladder in a few hours? [Answer: The tide rises and never drowns].

8) Two people from the south to the north, one carrying a burden and a backpack, they didn't fight or quarrel, and no one gave way, but they passed the single-plank bridge smoothly, why? [Answer: All face north, don't meet].

9) Has the moon ever been on aliens? [Answer: Yes, earthlings have been].

10) How many floors should I start building a building? (Start with the foundation).

11) September 28 is the birth of Confucius, so what day is October 28? (Confucius Full Moon).

12) Xiaowei's family has three brothers, the eldest is called Dabao, the second is called Erbao, and the third is called? (Xiaowei).

13) What is Lili's reason for letting her grandfather play more "brain teasers"? (to prevent grandpa from getting Alzheimer's).

14) What** doesn't have to take a facial picture in? ( Anything ** can be ).

15) What tiger scares but doesn't bite? ( Cloth Tiger ).

16) What gets darker the more you rub it? (The blackboard gets darker the more you rub it.) )

17) What is the middle between right and wrong? ( For false, the middle is.)"with".)

18) Why don't you shoot stars when you set off fireworks? (Because the stars will.)"Flash".)

19) What kind of food in the world is not salty with how much salt is put in it? Salty (vegetable).

If there is a car, Xiao Ming is driving in the front seat, and Xiao Hong and Xiao Li are sitting in the back, whose car does it belong to?

- Answer: If so.

What kind of woman is the most beautiful?

- Answer: A woman who can't get it.

There is a tree with a lot of melons growing on it, there is a man who picks muskmelons, he is known to pick five per minute, but seven fall per hour, how many did he pick?

-0 pcs. Because melons don't grow on trees.

Metal, wood, water, fire, earth, which one has the longest leg?

Answer: Fire (ham sausage).

1. What if the raw rice is really cooked into cooked rice?

2. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?

3. During the day, children are always playful?

Answer: 1. Eat.

2. Blind. 3. I have to sleep at night and have no time to play.

Who gets old when they get married? Answer: Bride. Solution: After getting married, I became a wife.

1. Who doesn't use electricity?

2. Why don't men go out?

3. What can make people become ghosts?

Answer: 1. Burmese.

2. When you go out, you become a "layman".

Who doesn't use electricity? .

What are the benefits of a bald head?

A man hanged himself from that noodle, why?