Look for sentences that are philosophical and humorous.

The Garden of Reality, Chapter 2: The Character of a Monk.

Someone asked Rugman, "Where did you learn your mannerses?" He said

I learned from impolite people, and I will never repeat their bad behavior. Although it was just a casual joke, the wise man drew a lot of thought from it. Although it is a true truth, fools always treat it as child's play.

21. Legend has it that a monk had to eat ten catties of food overnight and finish his prayers in the morning. A wise man heard this and said:

You only eat half a steamed bun and sleep more, which is much stronger than that. Fasting can make your stomach empty so that you can see the divine light of truth. The mind is empty and does not understand the philosophical **, just because things are full to the tip of the nose.

XXII. The mercy of Allah led a man astray, until he entered the ranks of the good and sensible man, and the words and deeds of the saints changed his cynical vice. But people continue to accuse him of being unreliable. Repentance can free people from past sins, but it can't get rid of people's tongues.

Unwilling to endure the slander of the people, he complained to the imam: "I am spurned by the people. The old man sighed and said

How can you be thankful for this favor? Because you're so much better than they guessed. Vulgar and ordinary people, out of jealousy, are obsessed with finding fault with the shortcomings of others.

Even if their spit can drown you, don't lose your mind with a tooth for a tooth. If you are upright, you are not afraid of slander, and you cannot be praised by others for doing bad things. But you see, although I was recommended by everyone, I was actually far behind.

Although my actions can hide my companions, I cannot deceive Allah in any way. "Alone and far away from everyone....

1. Smile a lot, beware of emotional colds on cloudy days! 2 ways to know the lack of horsepower, long time to see people's unpredictability 3 The road to success, always in the construction 4 I smile from the horizontal knife to the sky, after laughing I go to sleep!

1.If you don't fall in love in loneliness, you fall in love in loneliness. 2.

As the saying goes: rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest! I think:

There is grass on the edge of the nest, why run all over the mountain! 3..Give you a little sunshine, and you will say brilliant.

Give you some moonshine and you say romance.

1.Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. If you have the ability, let's get married.

2.Your rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can't swim, do you choose to jump or go to KTV? 3.

Don't do something wrong and splash all the dirty water on yourself, and my sister has to keep it to flush the toilet.

1.Don't fight - don't fight - life is in vain, not bitter - not tired - life is tasteless.

2.All you are looking for is the flowers on the other side, blooming elsewhere in the untouchable.

3.The passing years have brought about the things that were in the past, and you are still the same as you once were.

4.Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person.

5.The non-mainstream is either bowing their heads or covering their mouths, can they change some tricks?

6.Those who care don't understand, and those who understand don't.

7.Our love, before it is solidified, has turned to ashes.

8.Fortunately, love is not everything, fortunately everything is not love.

9.The way is in the people, and the things are in the people; Do things in a high-profile manner and be a low-key person.

10.A vile friend is more terrible than an upright enemy.

11.Find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, get married and have a child.

12.True love is not afraid of the test of distance, and the top and bottom of belief.

13.I can choose to give up, but I can't.

14.The people you like don't like you, and even if the whole world likes you, you'll be lonely.

15.Vacation life, a set of pajamas, a pair of splints, live all day.

16.If you think, if you have a dream, you think on it, and you dream about it.

17.I like to use spaces instead of all punctuation.

18.From the bottom of my heart, I said to my air conditioner that it's good to have you, how can I live without you!

A humorous and philosophical sentence [classic].

1.A woman who doesn't take a bath won't smell good no matter how much she rubs perfume.

2.Fortunately, I have a mental illness, and the whole person is more energetic.

3.Why does the pangolin keep digging in the ground, because it is looking for pangolin.

4.After reading books for more than ten years, it is easier to mix in kindergarten when I think about it.

5.Old people can't fight. Small children cannot be beaten. Women can't fight. Man. Fight to the death.

6.My hobbies can be divided into two types: static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

7.I bought a razor online, and my beard was shaving.

8.I woke up early this morning thinking I had grown up, and when I looked closely, it turned out that the quilt was horizontal!

9.I didn't dare to look in the mirror for too long because I was afraid that I would fall in love with myself.

10.I went to dream about something, and I slept ...... first

11.However, the old women on the bridge have changed to selling milk tea, telling me how to forget it.

12.Mengniu made the difficult decision that if Yili milk was detected in the user's stomach, melamine would be automatically released.

13.Only those who fall into the water understand that dog planing is also a beautiful swimming style.

14.Suppose the whole world betrayed. He will not hesitate to stand behind him. Follow them and betray.

15.Managers generally say to smokers in meetings, smokers are strangled!

16.After this village, there is still this shop; Because there are branches here.

1. Wearing a coat to go out, the typhoon did not come; I went out with an umbrella, and the rain didn't hold it with the gods. The weather forecast is fooling people, my report is fake to celebrate, and the people who say they love me are also fake. What else is true?

2. Diamonds are eternal, and one will go bankrupt!

3. There is one thing that is particularly attractive about laziness, that is, you will be blind without learning.

4. Those who are rich are uncles! But even more so if you owe money and don't pay it back.

5. In fact, you and I are the same, everyone is pretending, the key is to pretend to be like, pretend to be round, there is a threshold, pretend to be in, and become a legendary temperament, if you don't pretend to be good, you will be stuck there. It's Carmen.