Give me some humorous sentences

I allow you to come into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

You know what I like about you, I like you to stay away from me.

What I'm looking for for you is a funny sentence, you look at 1 It's quite windy today, I wanted to go home, but I was blown to the bubble tea shop. 2. Since I got tanned, my face has looked good, my teeth have turned white, and I don't blush when I drink. 3. You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can't be single and poor.

4. Today, I was complained by a neighbor that I was disturbing the people, because I was so poor. 5. There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters, and if this doesn't work, it will have to be replaced. 6. The disadvantages of meat growth can be reduced, but those snacks can no longer be eaten after they expire.

7. If a person wants to travel, it means that she is not happy with Fu Sunyou, and if she wants to go but does not go, it means that she is poor and unhappy.

If life is only as first seen, what is the West wide scum wind and sad fan? There are many talented people in the Han, Tang, Song and Qing dynasties, who can break the word love?

Hongchen smiled in the smoke and rain, and everyone was not sad. Poor and passers-by, lonely and self-appreciating the light spring breeze.

Night Rain! Night Rain! Who weeps? The pillow listens to the rain and can't sleep, and I feel sad from the bottom of my heart. Sentimental! Sentimental! The nose is sour and tearful!

Bonuses! Bonuses! It is difficult to escape the rainy night wind. The door wall of the deep courtyard is secluded, and the aftertaste is difficult to be fragrant for a long time. For a long time! For a long time! The stump of spring is injured alone.

In the middle of the night, I fell into a drunken dream, the prosperity is still the same, and the people are different. Watching the sunset in front of the courtroom and behind the courtroom, the darkness hits and turns into nothing. Flowers bloom and Xie will regenerate finches, today and yesterday, tears and eyes are hazy. Wake up alone and stay alone, and the geese pass the faint evening breeze without a trace.

In the middle of the night, the lonely light is dim, flickering and melancholy, and tears are in the line after a drunken dream. Lying alone hooks thoughts, bit by bit. The prosperity is cool, a song of sorrow is played, and the heart is cold and clear. A glass of acacia wine can break the liver and intestines inch by inch.

Sleeping alone, admiring the moonlight, hating the long night. Thinking of the old days, the vicissitudes of life. Tenderness is like water, drunk and sleepy, cold and cold. Hand in hand with the ancient crossing of the world, tears become a pair.

Lying alone at night, how can I help my haggard clothes? The red candle is full of tears, and the powder tent is light and the veil is cold and difficult to sleep. The blue window and the moon are far away, and Chang'e carves the drunken flowers. The laurel tree is still the same, and the stars are full of sorrow.

The flowers are still red and willow green, the years are the same every year, where is the journey at the end of the world? The vast road in the world, in the ancient road. A bottle of sake is drunk alone, in a trance and sorrowful, it is a coincidence that things are not difficult to dream! Looking forward to lovesickness, Twilight tears are in vain.

Wind and rain remnants of the dream, the reincarnation of the years is now red. Thank you for how many things, empty. Turned into dust and mud and a light spring breeze. In the old days of smoke and rain, leaning on the building to listen to the rain was sad. The years are haggard and add gray hair, in a hurry. The years have passed, and the water has grown east.