Who knows the hurtful couplet, the clever scolding couplet

Shanglian: The tree is shameless, and it will definitely die. Downlink: People are shameless, and the world is invincible. Horizontal batch: The cheapness of people is invincible.

Above: Look at the back and rush thousands of troops.

Bottom: Turn your head and scare off a million heroes.

Heng: Ahh

The clever swearing couplet is as follows:Shanglian: Laughing and scolding, when scolding, you must scold, otherwise the red boy can become a tool.

Downlink: Kill the evil and eliminate the evil, it must be eliminated, otherwise the dogs are really arrogant.

Shanglian: Scolding Wang Lang and Zhou Yu, Kong Ming is good at fighting.

The next link: beheading Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou, Guan Yu folded and rushed.

Uplink: Frustrated and discouraged.

Downlink: Don't be crazy.

Shanglian: Blessing such as the East China Sea, the sea is vast, the old man, the life expectancy, abundant food and clothing, the delicious food, ranked in the third Taiwan, Taiwan enjoys glory and wealth, the distinguished guests should have come early, it is natural, of course!

Downlink: Shoubi Nanshan, the mountain is not old, the old man, the heart of the beast, the heart is not good, a good turtle mongrel, will die after all, there is no place to bury the dead, the foundation has not been beaten, the regret comes, the regret is too late.

Shanglian: It doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, it becomes rain when it falls on the ground, and it is troublesome for snow to become rainy, so it's better to only rain in God.

Downlink: Mr. doesn't eat when he eats, he will become in his stomach when he eats, and it will be troublesome to eat when he eats, so Mr. might as well just eat.

Yicai Temple Shanglian: There are only a few pennies, you ask for it, he also asks, who is it good to give it to.

Xialian: Don't do anything at all, worship in the morning, worship in the evening, make me embarrassed. Thank you.

Uplink: Tomorrow is spring, so it's not unlucky, downlink: bad luck in the coming year, little surplus wealth.

Fish and fish come to shrimp and shrimp Wang Ba is connected to the turtle's family.

Give you a play couplet that is effective for girls: Shanglian: I don't know the north and the south on the top, and I want the next couplet?

Shanglian: In the upper for the immortal, ask for the lower link? Horizontal batch: Marshal Tianpeng.

Shanglian: Good guy.

Downlink: Bad guy hee-hee.

(1) Once I chatted with a friend, it didn't take long for the friend to come out with a couplet: The mantis arm blocks the car, the violent tiger relies on the river, and the puppet is brave.

As soon as this couplet came out, some people immediately refuted: The ants follow the locust, the grasshoppers shake the trees, and the fools claim to be heroes in vain. I learned poorly, and I searched my intestines and scraped my stomach from the beginning: the cicada does not know the snow, the ants have ambition, and when the villain will retire.

The mantis arm blocks the car, the violent tiger relies on the river, and the husband is brave That is, he is not self-sufficient, and the friend is saying: You little girl still dare to talk about it here, it is simply selling articles in front of the old master Confucius. And the ants along the locust, the grasshoppers shake the trees, and the fools claim to be heroes in vain is saying:

You are all self-conscious, and you actually play a big knife in front of Guan Gong. And the cicada I am right for does not know the snow, the ants have the ambition, when the villain will retire, it is an allusion to the shallow person, get a little knowledge, a little learning, there is no one in your eyes! You (friends) villains, don't you disappear in front of my eyes soon?

Although the above triptych of scolding people does not have dirty words, it is half dead in popularity, and it is very fun to go back and forth.

2) Ji Yun of the Qing Dynasty, the word Xiaolan, the word Chunfan, the late number Shiyun, and the nickname Wenda. Once, Ji Xiaolan took leave and went home and stayed in a temple halfway. The monks in the temple were flattered when they heard the news.

They have long heard that Ji Xiaolan is good at poetry and is funny and humorous; Therefore, a group of people came forward one after another, making a fuss, pestering Ji Xiaolan to tell him a story. Ji Xiaolan told a few jokes, but she couldn't send them away. At this time, he had an idea and said to the monks:

I really don't have any jokes, so how about I use you monks as a theme and make a couplet? The monks were very happy to hear that Master Ji was going to make a couplet on their theme. Ji Xiaolan smiled at them and said

The sunset fragrance remains, sweeping away the mortal heart a little; When the fire by the stove is exhausted, the horse must be firmly chained. After getting the couplet from Master Ji, the monks were so happy that they almost got carried away. They only knew that Master Ji's couplet was very in line with the rules of their life and was appropriate.

But they know that this couplet is just a joke on them!

The sunset incense residue of the upper link is a word for He, and the word is a few words when the heart is swept away, and the whole upper link forms a bald character; The lower link is a Lu character for the end of the fire by the hearth, and a horse character must be tethered to the meaning of the horse, and the whole lower link forms a donkey character. Together, this pair is the bald donkey. Poor monks were so happy that they got such a nickname!

The phoenix enters the grass and the bird flies away, and the horse does not grow when the grass grows by the reed.

Turning into a person overnight, there is nothing in the sky.

Hehe, they are all scolding monks.

Last night, I walked around the campus and saw a frog pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and could only hit his head against the tree.

Last night, the stadium was cool, and I suddenly heard a dinosaur hitting a tree, horror, horror, pity that little tree.