How to send humor to Moments when you sneeze, how to send humor to Moments when you have a cold

1. "Today I sneezed and the earth shook a bit! Everyone should pay attention to keep warm, and don't catch a cold like me. "

2. "Who's thinking about me? Is it the one I love? Or the air conditioner I didn't turn off last night? In short, my sneeze told me: someone misses me! "

3. "I have a superpower, as soon as I fall asleep, I will sneeze non-stop. I woke up this morning and sneezed a dozen times, and I guess I dreamed of a dozen beautiful women last night! "

4. "I guess I got into a fight with the pillow last night because I woke up this morning with a bit of a sore throat and several sneezes. Next time I'm going to sleep in a different position so I don't get hit by a pillow! "

5. "The sun was shining brightly today, and I was sneezing a lot because of that. I guess it must be some handsome guy and beautiful woman who is silently missing me, bringing me the double blessing of sunshine and sneezing! "

Hopefully, these examples will give you some inspiration and make your circle of friends more interesting!

You can describe sneezing like this, but somehow, I sneezed today, is there anyone missing me? The person who misses me, take the initiative to stand up yourself, otherwise if I find you, I will definitely not spare you, I must teach you a good lesson, and then add a face and smile emoji.

1. Such a hot weather is more compatible with a cold, and by the way, you can also have a big aunt, it is really an April day in the world.

2. Although it is uncomfortable to have a cold and sneezing and runny nose, the voice is very magnetic and resonant when I speak, and I feel a little inexplicably happy that it is different from usual.

3. I seem to have a cold, I took medicine to sleep, and I feel that the day of injection is approaching.

4. This year, I realized that Wuhan is really hot, especially when I come out of a public place such as a shopping mall and subway, the temperature difference is too large, and there is no harm without comparison, which is also too right. Drinking water like crazy, the heat and cold still haven't gotten better.

5. I can't really say that I am too full, yesterday I said that it was OK recently, but today I slapped my face and caught a cold, sneezed, dizzy, weak, nauseous, wanted to vomit backache, and had no appetite.

6. The most disgusting straight male behavior, if you have a cold, drink more hot water, if you have a fever, drink more hot water, and drink more hot water if your stomach is uncomfortable.

7. I just want to ask, is there anyone like me, when I catch a cold, my head is not my own, I can't think at all, and I'm sleepy.

8. Is it because my brain is too big, and then my head hurts a lot when I catch a cold?

9. I don't know if it's a cold, anyway, I put a cool patch on my head and didn't bring any medicine, guess if I will wake up at three or four or five o'clock when I sleep tonight.

10. With a stomach that still has a month, and a strong headache and cold, I am still here to catch up with the progress, and there is no love for endless life.

11. I still dodged from the past, always thinking that the headache was a problem with blood pressure and cervical spine, but it turned out that there was still a cold to help the tiger to abuse!

12, cold crazy sweating nest to watch dramas at home, combat effectiveness is particularly amazing, three bowls of mung bean soup, half a bucket of yogurt, a bunch of vegetables and fruits, a large cup of ice cream, a big bowl of mixing bowls, except for rice and meat, I want to eat everything.

13. The second stage of the cold is coming, and it is not good to sleep dimly, and I am really afraid that I will have to sleep for a few days and nights to get better if I drink the medicine again.

2. I am very tired and sleepy but can't sleep, which is the most painful ......It didn't stop for a month, and the cough followed by ophthalmitis.

5. How painful it is to cough, and the body is really the capital of the revolution. The cough ** cycle is not short, and I don't know when the cough will stop.

I feel like I've caught a cold, and I may post on Moments that life and colds haven't let me go. I think it's a little sad, but it's still ridiculous.

My cold and sneezing action is really damn handsome, and after taking two packs of cold spirits, my handsome action will be ended.

Tell me? 1. Remember to say "pika" before sneezing, and feel cute.

2. I've been sneezing lately, and I thought you were thinking about me, but I later found out that I had a cold.

3. You have dreams during the day, and dreams at night, you have to take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold and runny nose; If I sneeze once in a while, it means I miss you!

4. Missing is like a cold and sneezing, after hitting several times, you won't be able to hit it, and your eyes will be astringent, and tears will come out.

5. When you stop sneezing, it means that I don't think about you anymore.

6. The most uncomfortable thing about a cold is that you can't sneeze.

7. I sneeze again, and Ma Ma told me that I should have a cold when I have been sneezing for the past few days. I thought you missed me.

8. I was sneezing constantly, at first I thought someone was missing me, but then I called my parents **, and found that it was not, so I was sure that I had a cold.

9. If there is a dream during the day, there will be a dream for you, and if there is a dream at night, there will be you. You have to take good care of yourself and don't catch a cold and runny nose; If I sneeze once in a while, it means I miss you!

10. I can't wait for your good night, stay up late. Got a cold, sneezed I thought you were thinking about me.