The humor of a cold is said to be posted on Moments, and the humorous sentences of a cold are posted

I watched dramas at home with a cold and sweaty nest, and my combat effectiveness was particularly amazing, three bowls of mung bean soup, half a bucket of yogurt, a bunch of vegetables and fruits, a large cup of ice cream, and a big bowl of mixing and mixing I wanted to eat everything except rice and meat.

1. I don't know what happened to my body in the past two years, I have a cold and fever and cold sweat at every turn.

2. Although it is uncomfortable to have a cold and sneezing and runny nose, the voice is very magnetic and resonant when I speak, and I feel a little inexplicably happy that it is different from usual.

3. I seem to have a cold, I took medicine to sleep, and I feel that the day of injection is approaching.

4. This year, I realized that Wuhan is really hot, especially when I come out of a public place such as a shopping mall and subway, the temperature difference is too large, and there is no harm without comparison, which is also too right. Drinking water like crazy, the heat and cold still haven't gotten better.

5. I can't really say that I am too full, yesterday I said that it was OK recently, but today I slapped my face and caught a cold, sneezed, dizzy, weak, nauseous, wanted to vomit backache, and had no appetite.

1.When I got sick, I realized that I was fragile and not as strong as I imagined.

2.I have a cold and fever, but I never say it, just to not make you anxious.

3.When you have a fever and are sick, there is no one to comfort you, what's the big deal, you at least understand, the coolest is not the heart.

4.The worst consolation when you are sick is to drink more water, and the best answer is to open the door.

5.I don't know if this season has changed too much, everyone around me is constantly catching colds and getting sick, and in the end, I can't escape.

6.This weather is very annoying, okay, why do you make people cold? I don't think this cold will get better for a while, and I don't have to take medicine.

The current medicine, the efficiency is really too slow, and it won't be good if you don't take it for three days or five days! Today's doctors, they don't want you to get better immediately, but they want you to get better slowly.

7.I need a spiritual pillar that tells me I can get through all the sadness.

8.There's no one to be compromised.

9.Those who lied that they loved me ended up losing me.

10.I like the way I look fearless, but I'm never Superman.

1. A person dares to do anything, but he doesn't dare to get sick, and what he is afraid of is that he can't afford to get sick and pass away silently and no one knows.

2. When I sneeze in life, I catch a cold.

3. I'm sick, and I collapse as soon as I go to work.

4. The biggest pain in life is to experience wind and rain, not seeing a rainbow, but catching a cold.

5. When the weather gets colder, wear more clothes, don't be so sassy, it's easy to catch a cold.

6. I have a headache, I should have a cold again, my name is fragile.

7. If you have a cold, you will take medicine obediently.

8. Runny nose, sneezing, asking for comfort.

9, Lao Tzu is now led by the nose by the cold.

10. There is a kind of torture called a cold.

11. What to do with a cold and fever, drink hot water, how to break a stomachache, drink hot water.

12. I suddenly found that the fat man is really pitiful, and even a cold is a severe cold!

13. I suspect that I was lucky to have a cold, and I was forcibly frozen for a few days in a row, so it's no wonder if I don't catch a cold.

14. Can I say that I have a cold, I don't think anyone will feel distressed.

15. If you have a cold, your throat is uncomfortable to death, I hope passers-by will dress more, don't catch a cold, although it is difficult, we are just passers-by.

Girls! How can there be so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day the donkeys are all snatched and there are a bunch of mules left.

Feng Gong heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings, and in retrospect, I actually ran naked for more than 20 years.

Feng Gong, you will never see me when I am the loneliest, because when I can't see you, I am the loneliest.

Feng Gong has no artistic means, no sharp writing, no humor, no pictures, and no sketches.

Lu Xun finally covered the world for the smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and after Rong Hua thanked him, it was just one, and the mountains and rivers were forever silent.

Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

When the bank charges, it says: This is in line with international practice! When serving, he said: We must consider China's national conditions.

Guo Degang was alive, he was laughed at by others first, then laughed at others, and then laughed at Jiuquan.

If Zhou Libo's mask is worn for too long, it will grow on his face, and he will want to take it off again, unless he hurts his muscles and bones.

Lu Xun was not reckless as a young man, he was bold and presumptuous, and he asked where he came from in his old age.

It is not difficult for Zhou Libo to be single, the difficult thing is to deal with those who do everything possible to make you end being single.

Zhou Libo's marriage is the grave of love - if you don't have a house, you can't even go to the grave.

What is Guo Degang's happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others gnaw bones.

Zhou Libo first found the reason for the problem from himself, don't blame the earth for having no gravity as soon as he is constipated.

Zhou Libo himself chooses 45 to look up at others, so he blames others 135 for looking down at you. Feng Gong.

If you have a cold, either say that it is suitable for posting on Moments, as long as you can send it out, people will order it.

1. When you are sick, the worst comfort is to drink more water, and the best answer is to open the door.

2. I don't know if there are too many changes in this season, and the people around me are constantly catching colds and getting sick. In the end, I couldn't escape it.

3. I sneezed, thinking that you missed me. Later, I found out that it was me who caught a cold.

4. People who splash me with cold water, I will infect them with a cold.

5. The cold is really uncomfortable, and we are all friends in the fall.

6. You have to catch a cold at least once a year in winter, which proves that winter has come.

7. Those who never see a doctor for a cold are born fighters!

8. Don't be hot or cold to me, after all, I don't have good resistance and am prone to colds.

9. I have no medicine for my cold, except for you.

10. I suddenly found that I could only adapt to the weather if I had a complete cold once.

11. Cold, I don't love you, can you leave me?

12. I'm fine, I don't have a cold without your hush and warmth, and I can fall asleep without your good night.

13. Missing, it is the snot that I can't finish wiping with a severe cold.

14. I've had hundreds of colds, and you have a high fever that doesn't go away for a long time.

15. The pain of breathing not only refers to missing, but also to colds.

16. The cold was originally a very sad disease, but when you arrived, there was nothing left.

17. I sneezed three times in a row, and I tried to tell myself that I didn't have a cold, but that three people missed me.

18. I have a cold to accompany me at Christmas, enough is enough, I am content.

19. Lonely, it is a severe cold with no one to deliver porridge.

20. When you catch a cold, the world is in chaos.

1. It's a little uncomfortable, uncomfortable, and I don't know when it's good!

2. You are a heavy rain. Even if you have a cold, you are reluctant to leave.

3. What you need when you have a cold is not medicine, but a simple greeting. Do you understand?

4. I sneezed and thought I missed me, but later I learned that I had a cold.

5. When the weather gets cooler, please add clothes to be careful of colds.

6. When you catch a cold, the world is in chaos.

7. Sickness is like a mountain, and I have a headache.

8. If you have a cold, it's so uncomfortable, you should pay attention to keeping warm.

9. People who splash me with cold water, I will infect them with a cold.

10. As long as I'm with you, it doesn't matter if I catch a cold.

11. The cold is really uncomfortable, and our friends are exhausted in the autumn.

12. Loneliness is a severe cold with no one to deliver porridge.

13. You have to catch a cold at least once a year in winter, which proves that winter has come.

14. The taste of illness is very uncomfortable, so take care of your body!

15. When I have a cold and feel uncomfortable, I just hope that someone can care about me and accompany me more.

If you have a cold, talk about it and send it to Moments:1. Sickness is like a mountain, and I have a headache.

2. If you catch a cold, the world is in chaos.

3. Runny nose, sneezing, asking for comfort.

4. I really caught a cold this time, and I was very uncomfortable.

5. Who will comfort me when I have a cold and fever?

6. When the body is fragile, the mind is also sluggish.

7. Honey, my hot and cold made me catch a cold.

8. The pain of breathing not only refers to missing, but also to colds.

9. The cold comes really rhythmically, don't forget to have a prelude before coming.

10. It's a little uncomfortable, uncomfortable, and I don't know when it's good!

11. A cold is a continuous and entangled feeling.

12. Panic, shortness of breath, low air pressure, even God is not merciful.

13. I sneezed, thinking that you missed me, but later I learned that I had a cold.

14. For a lonely person, the cold will drag on for a long time, because she doesn't want to heal herself.

15. The weather is abnormal these days, I have a little cold, and I am in a very annoying mood, who can understand?

16. I have a cold, and I feel so uncomfortable. No one cares about me, I take care of everything by myself.

17. I can't sleep when I have a cold with a stuffy nose, I feel a little annoyed, and I can't sleep.

1. I have a cold, and the doctor said that only you can cure it.

2. When you have a cold and fever, even your hair is hot.

3. The cold is really uncomfortable, and our friends are disgusted in the autumn.

4. A small cold is unbearable for life.

5. Don't be hot and cold to me, after all, I have a cold and my resistance is not good.

6. I sneezed, thinking I missed me. Later, I found out that it was me who caught a cold.

7. Suddenly found that only one complete cold can adapt to the weather.

8. When is the happiest time to sneeze? When you have a cold and your nose is blocked.

10. Today, I have a cold and a runny nose! As a result, the wontons were wrapped all over the place.

1. Cold, cold, have you made enough trouble, and if you have made enough, get better quickly.

2, I have a cold, I deliberately coughed so loudly in front of you, did you not listen to Jian Yanjian, or were you thinking about her.

3. We don't know why I catch a cold, with a thick nasal voice, I want to blow the air conditioner but I am afraid of getting worse, and if I don't blow the air conditioner, it will be hot, forget it, or throw myself into the arms of the air conditioner.

4. I actually caught a cold in the summer, I caught a cold, and I still hated it so much that my nose was going to collapse.

5. I sneezed, thinking I missed me. Later, I found out that it was me who caught a cold.

6. A cold is a continuous and entangled feeling.

7. If you catch a cold, the world is in chaos.

8. I used to despise colds, until I was tossed like this by it, and I knew that I had always looked down on it.

9. The cold was originally a very sad disease, but when you arrived, there was nothing to do.

10. I suddenly found that I could only adapt to the weather if I had a complete cold once.