Who has the lines of One on One in this year s cross talk competition!

Money fans return home.

Don't be obsessed with anything, but look at how many "fans" there are, book fans, drama fans, wine fans, and money fans. My second uncle is obsessed with money, and he always dreams of counting money! When I woke up, I scratched my shirt.

My second uncle used to be a second counter in a jewelry store, what did the second counter do? It's just to take care of the work! What pearls, agate, jade, and diamonds are you like, you can know the truth at a glance, and you don't know how many degrees you wear those glasses.

One day, he went to eat six bowls, what does it mean to eat six bowls? It's to go to a wedding, not only to eat but also to drink a little wine, and go home dizzily, and walk to the Great South Gate, let's go! I didn't pay attention to a big heel, and I don't know where the glasses fell, touch it, in winter, even ice and snow, touch it--- hey!

What's that? The cold rod is hard, pick it up and look at --- jade! There is a palm length, an inch wide, this jade to more than five, the lord of beautiful jade, worth the old silver.

By the moonlight, he took a good look, the white one in the middle was Fei, the green one on both sides was emerald, and the Buddha light was emerald! How do you call Buddha Guangcui? You put this piece of emerald up, like the Buddha light behind the Buddha, so it is called the Buddha light emerald, how can there be such a treasure in this place?

In the past, there was the Prince's Mansion at the Great South Gate! I can't prepare for any prince to fall, I deserve to be rich, I! I'll turn it into money, wipe it back and go to the Cuihua Gold Store!

At that time, the jewelry store had a job at night, although the grille was on at night, it left a small window, so big, my second uncle went to the window and patted the door: "Shopkeeper!" Shopkeeper's!

Ay! I'll give you some 'pretty goods'! "Pretty goods are a term, they are rare treasures, and there is an old man on duty inside.

Turn on the light: "Here it is!" "Put on your clothes and go to the ground, smack!

Opened the small window: "What kind of?" ’’

Jadeite! "Show me! "My second uncle carefully took out this jade from his pocket! Passed in from the small window:

Take it! You can't afford to fall! The old man took it gently, walked to the counter, turned it over, turned it over, and looked, pop!

I turned on the headlights again, opened the drawer, took out a magnifying glass, looked inside and out for a long time, and then walked to the small window again.

Side: "Who's pretty thing?" ”

My second uncle was overjoyed: "Mine! ”

You stick your head in! "How big is that small window, the big head can't stick in, thanks to my second uncle's small head, the top stretches out, the bottom slips, squeak! It's in! My second uncle thought to himself, why did you ask me to stick my head in, this is called a little mutter, a little mutter.

I'm afraid that others will hear about it! I'm afraid that others will hear that the price is too big, and you want two dimes and five, and he will have already thrown it out for you, which may be a lot of money! My second uncle was anxious: "How much money to give?" "What did you say? Can he be a smell when he gets stuck in his neck?

Guess how much money that old man gives? Stretch out your hand and give this large number --- snap! With this big mouth, my second uncle can't even hide! The head is stuck!

Why are you beating people! ”

Hit you how! You kid don't sleep in the middle of the night and toss me here, what kind of pretty jade! See for yourself what this is? ”

My second uncle took it over and took a closer look at --- frozen cabbage gang.

Traditional stand-up comedy.

1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

2: Big mouth, it's nothing.

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1) Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!

Ma: Well, now it's advocating politeness.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma: Look, what's going on like this, no, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.