According to the humorous bifurcation method, who gave a few examples Thank you

Schoolbag. There were four people on a flight to ** together, namely the prime minister, the professor, the priest and a primary school student, plus the pilot for a total of five people. Unfortunately, when flying over the airport, the plane broke down and was about to crash, but there were only four parachutes on board.

First of all, the pilot grabbed one very immorally and jumped in.

Then the prime minister said, I am the most powerful person, so I can't die. I also hugged one and jumped down.

Then the professor said that I was the smartest person and that I had to keep my useful body. Therefore, I also grabbed a set of parachutes and jumped.

What if there is only one parachute left?

The priest said to the schoolchildren, "I am closer to heaven, so you can escape and leave me alone."

The elementary school student said, "No, we still have two sets of parachutes!" Because the smartest guy jumped down with my bag on his back ......

Tang Seng and the four of them took a plane to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes So, Tang Seng said, everyone come to answer the question, and jump down if you can't answer Tang Seng: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question

Tang Seng: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped

Not long after, the four of them took another plane to go on a tour, and they crashed again, and there were still only three parachutes, and they continued to have problems

Tang Seng: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?

Wukong: 1949

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Sha Monks: 2.5 million

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Tang Seng: Bajie, what is the name of the 2.5 million people Bajie had to jump again The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was an accident on the way At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don't need to ask, I will jump by myself Then he jumped

Tang Seng joined hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time

This is a funny thing in the workshop, I don't know if it meets your requirements.

We are a production workshop, and the production tasks are all managed by the schedule. One day the dispatch came**, and a new person from our workshop picked it up, and the other end said, hello, I am the dispatcher. Our brother said that you are a good master.

For example, if you ask somebody to do something, and they won't say, "I'm not going to die," you say, "Aren't you not dead yet," so just do it.

On the way to work today, I met a female colleague, who was walking on the road with me with a newly bought LV bag. I pointed to her bag. She said proudly

Newly bought! I pointed to her bag again. She said proudly

I bought it at the LV counter! I reluctantly pointed to her bag again. She said awesomely, it's not expensive, it's only more than 20,000!

I glanced at her fiercely and said with disdain: The mobile phone in your bag has been ringing for a long time, are you deaf?! A lv bag will make you Huo Huo like this, if you don't pretend to die, damn.

I see the reason why no one has responded in five years because I don't see bounty points.

Humor is similar to funny, but there are differences. Comedy is an ability that makes people laugh and brings joy. Humor is relatively funny and a little more restrained, there is no sensationalism, humor highlights a kind of wisdom and the ability to improvise, and many embarrassing things can be cleverly resolved through humor.

If you fall on stage, you can say that you are too excited, and I will fall for you. It makes people smile slightly, without losing face and decently. So being funny is an ability, and humor is an art.

The humor is of a higher grade, can reflect wit, responsiveness, and can be used in any occasion. It's not okay to be funny, for example, it's funny to make a face, but you can't do it on a serious occasion such as a banquet, and humor turns an awkward atmosphere into a light-hearted atmosphere through a sentence or two, and so on.

Humor is that you make someone laugh, you have to make him laugh, and you don't. That's the real humor.

You're going in the direction of the comics?

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