There are similar interesting stories from the first unit of Year 6

The topic of oral communication is:

Tomorrow I'm going to sail.

[Xu Wen's long hand to the prefect].

Xu Wei (1521-1593), the character Wenqing, later changed to the character Wenchang, called Tianchi Shanren, Qingteng Taoist, also alias Tian Shuiyue, Shanyin (now Shaoxing) people, Ming scholars, calligraphers and painters, but also the pioneer of the ideological emancipation movement in the late Ming Dynasty. He wrote a lot of couplets in his life, "Xu Weiji" contains 118 couplets, which is rare in the Ming Dynasty, and there are 12 long couplets with more than 40 characters, and there is almost no second person in the Ming Dynasty. In particular, he was the first to break through the 100-character long couplet, and the 140-character long couplet inscribed for the main hall of Kaiyuan Temple in Shaoxing still exists.

So far, Xu Wenchang still has some stories of couplets circulating in Zhejiang.

Xu Wenchang came to Hangzhou when he was fourteen years old. At that time, the prefect of Hangzhou had no one in his eyes, and when he learned that Xu Wenchang wrote poems and paintings in Hangzhou, which was quite appreciated by people, he was greatly annoyed, thinking that a little hairy child dared to dance and ink in his jurisdiction, and he really didn't know the height of the sky, so he sent a servant to summon Xu Wenchang to the couplet. He threatened to expel him from the city if he did not meet him.

Xu Wenchang was calm and composed, and he agreed. The prefect took Xu Wenchang to the West Lake, pointed to the Liuhe Pagoda, and said Shanglian: "The six towers are heavy, with seven edges and eight corners on all sides.

Xu Wenchang didn't speak, just raised his hand. The prefect thought it was wrong and was secretly happy. He got carried away and pointed to the Baochu Tower, and made another uplink:

Baochu Tower, the top of the tower, sharp as a pen, the pen writes all over the world. Xu Wenchang still didn't say a word, but pointed to the Jindai Bridge with his finger, arched his hand to the prefect, and then, spread his hands evenly, and raised it upward.

Get him out! At this time, Xu Wenchang laughed confidently: "Hugh is rude, the next link has long been right!"

The prefect said angrily: "You dare to quibble unreasonably and fool this mansion? Xu Wenchang explained

You are the mouth, I am the hand. "Hand on hand! What is the meaning?

The prefect asked.

Xu Wenchang replied: Raised his hand to the first couplet, that is, "one palm is flat, five fingers, three long and two short"; To the second arch of the hand, the two hands are evenly spread, and the upward move is to say that "the Jindai Bridge, the bridge hole is round, the circle is like a mirror, and the mirror shines on all countries and Kyushu". The prefect was speechless when he heard this, so he had to leave in a huff.

Ji Xiaolan is a well-known generation of Wenzong today, and has the reputation of "prodigy" since he was a child. The other children had already fled in all directions, and he actually stepped forward to stop the ball. Taishou saw that he was cute and cute, so he said:

I have a link, and if you can match it, give you the ball back, otherwise it will be mine. Ji Yun agreed. Too shou out of the upper link:

There are six or seven boys, but you are cunning".Ji Yun replied without thinking: "Taishou 2,000 stones, only the ......."The last word was delayed.

Taishou couldn't help but laugh and returned the ball to him.

Once upon a time, there was an inn that posted an advertisement that said, "Stay on a rainy day." "A traveler came up to him and asked to stay at the hotel.

The shopkeeper pointed to the advertisement and said, "You didn't see the advertisement written: 'Rainy day, customer day, customer stay?'

Do not stay. The guest said, "I see it."

The ad makes it clear: 'Rainy days, guest days.' Do you want to keep customers?

Stay! In fact, there are two other ways to read this sentence: one is the interrogative sentence: "On a rainy day, stay a guest day, stay a guest or not?" One is the declarative sentence: "On a rainy day, keep a guest, stay a day, and don't stay a guest." ”

Mr. Notes.

Once upon a time there was a rich man who was very stingy. At one time he hired a teacher for his son. When talking about treatment, Mr. Chatter Hall knew that he was usually very mean to people. So he moved his mind and made a note with him, which read:

No rice or noodles, no chickens and ducks, no fish, no money.

The rich man was very happy to see it, and he thought that his husband was not particular about his meals, and he did not have to pay for the tuition, so he felt that he had taken a big advantage. At the end of the year, the gentleman had to settle accounts with the rich man. The rich man was willing to give, and the two went to the county office to fight a lawsuit together.

The magistrate asked the rich man to read the note; So the rich man read it according to the word he had written, but the gentleman read it with punctuated pauses, and it was finished:

No rice, noodles are also acceptable;

No chickens, ducks are acceptable;

No fish, meat is acceptable;

No silver, no money.

The rich man was dumbfounded when he heard this, so he had to pay the tuition and food money to the gentleman.

That was during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. Our four Xiucai from the low field met to enter the city, and it was necessary to walk dozens of miles from the low field to the county seat of Jinhua.

In boredom, Jia Xiucai proposed: "Wouldn't it be interesting for the four of us to walk all the way and make poems." In this way, we each split a word and make a poem, and the poem should have something and color. Whoever is not up to standard, who is in the city is treated. The other three showmen all said, "Good! ”

Jia Xiucai is the best and takes the word "out" as a poem:

The word 'out' is divided into two mountains, the same color as coal and charcoal.

I don't know which mountain produces coal and which mountain produces charcoal! ”

Not to be outdone, Yi Xiucai took the word "friend" as a poem

The word 'pun' came for two months, and the color was the same as frost and snow.

I don't know which month it snows and which month it snows! ”

Bing Xiucai was witful, and the word "Lu" was a poem

The word 'Lu' is opened in two mouths, and the color is the same as tea and wine.

I don't know which mouth to drink tea and which one to drink! ”

Ding Xiucai looked up and saw that the red sun in the sky was in the sky, and it was already noon, so he took the word "Hao" as a poem

The word 'Hao' is divided into day and day, and the color is the same as cloud and smoke.

White clouds float in the sky every day, and smoke rises from the ground every day. ”

The first three showmen said in unison: "No! No way! Your poem doesn't meet the specifications, you lose, you're in for a treat! ”

Ding Xiucai was originally a child of a rich family, and he knew that he was at a loss, so he readily agreed, and after entering the city, everyone drank happily.