Ask for a sketch script, urgently, and finish it before five o clock tomorrow morning April 12 .

A number of multi-person sketch scripts suitable for the performance of the annual meeting of the unit company, the content is the social hotspots and hilarious jokes in 2012, the form of the performance is different, cake cutting, aircraft carrier style, horse riding dance, are you happy, Master Yanshen, Zhen Huanti, The Voice of China, temporary workers, leather shoe capsules, plasticizers, ** body, Diaoyu Island and other popular elements are gathered.

News crooked newspapers, happy style, the full script of the Eight Immortals, please ask.

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!

Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!

Students, classmates, comrades, the same

Three: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go

The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Three: Yay! Youth League Secretary: How can you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of --- me?

Xiao Ai Ruo felt: Mom!

League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

League Secretary: It was a pure accident! music!