520 gift from a straight man of steel, what is a straight man?

520 gift from a straight man of steel, what is a straight man? As we all know, straight men can be angry when they get straight. There are many straight men in life who can easily make his girlfriend half angry, and when it's over, they don't know why!

It's really helpless! So let's take a look at what a straight man is and what kind of behavior makes them a straight man! <>

On May 20th, there are a lot of boys who will choose some gifts for their girlfriends. But the 520 gift sent by the straight man of steel made his girlfriend feel very suffocated. A lot of straight men may send a large gift box with plastic flowers, chocolates and neon signs.

Boys may find this gift very romantic and very good-looking, and girls will definitely like it. In this case, if the flower is not very ugly, it is still in line with the operation of ordinary people. This doesn't mean that he is a straight man, so let's take a look at how the straight man unknowingly got angry with his girlfriend!

I believe many girls are familiar with this! In everyone's heart, they are eager to have a sweet love, and I hope their love is indestructible! So their boyfriend found this gift that symbolized indestructibility.

Hahaha! I have to say that this straight man's brain circuit is really speechless. It's so cute, isn't it?

520 means "I love you", and May 20 is Internet Valentine's Day. Later, "521" was gradually given the meaning of "I am willing, I love you" by netizens.

Online Valentine's Day is also known as "Confession Day" and "Coquettish Day". In the past two days, people are not only keen to boldly say love through the Internet, but also to turn love into reality, and it is popular to send flowers to express the love between them. So a boyfriend wants to give his girlfriend a special gift.

Rose tea. After reading these, have you been so angry with your own steel straight man? <>

The straight man quote in life is, drink more hot water. Drink plenty of hot water.

A straight man is a man who only likes women in any situation, that is, a heterosexual man. The term straight man originates from a kind of irony of netizens for people who live in their own worldview, values, and aesthetics, and often show their dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction with each other to others, and have a slight machismo. To be precise, it's a derogatory term.

Boys who don't understand girls, have a straight personality or even a little stupid are called straight men, and straight men generally don't express their feelings tactfully, nor do they speculate on girls' thoughts.

It's straightforward, I don't know how to express love tactfully, I can't say some romantic words, and I don't do something with surprises.

I don't know how to be romantic at all, I speak straightforwardly, and I express something directly, I can't be tactful, and I don't have any love experience.

I don't know how to be romantic at all, and the gifts I give are often very unacceptable to women, and I feel that there is no romantic factor at all.

In life, he only pays attention to his own thoughts, and he is not clear about the thoughts of girls, and he does not understand the love of girls, and such men do not know how to be ambiguous.

Lipsticks, pets and bags. In fact, there is no straight man of steel in this world, but he is just unwilling to spend more thought and time. But it is true that some boys do not know what girls like, and it can be said that the brain circuits and thoughts of boys and girls are completely different.

If you really don't have any research, it's best to choose something that won't go wrong, even if the girl won't be happy, but the things you send can be used. Practicality is the mainstay, supplemented by cuteness.

01, lipstick that has not changed for thousands of years, is the best choice for straight men If you don't know what to send, it is recommended to send lipstick, this kind of thing basically can't go wrong, if you don't know what brand and color to choose, you can go to see Li Jiaqi and Wei Ya's live broadcast, or add one or two**, they will tell you. If you feel that a lipstick is too cheap to get your hands on, don't many big brands still have boxes? A set of thousands of dollars can help your girlfriend collect all the shades.

02. No one has resistance to fluffy animals, and it is also a very good choice to send small animals, of course, first of all, you have to make sure that your girlfriend will not be allergic to animal hair. If you don't have allergies, kittens, puppies and even rabbits are all animals that girls like very much. If you want to buy it, buy a small animal for about two months, of course, with its food and cage to help your girlfriend worry.

Thinking about this is a little life that the two of you raised together, will you feel very excited and meaningful?

03. Send bags, but this difficulty is relatively big This difficulty is a big deal because some luxury brand bags are more expensive, often tens of thousands, for a poor girl like me, it is still very difficult to buy. Therefore, if you have certain financial difficulties, you can choose some entry-level light luxury brand bags. As for colors and the like, you can go to the little red to see the recently popular colors and choose according to the season.

For example, some gaming equipment, as well as some sports brand shoes or clothes, and then you can also buy some electronic products or watches.

Armani lipstick, all kinds of skin care products, roses, snacks, red envelopes, girls like it.

Lipsticks, perfumes, watches, bracelets are all very good options. And these basically don't step on thunder, which is easy to arouse the likes of girls.

I've been in contact with the straight man of steel, and if I talk to him, I almost can't breathe through it.

The straight man of steel doesn't know what "bread" is, doesn't know who the "big aunt" is, often makes some inconsistency jokes, and thinks he's humorous.

Female: "I have a stomachache, go buy me a piece of bread", the straight man of steel ran to buy a bag of bread in the dust, and then said flatteringly: "This is with meat floss, but it is delicious", the woman was directly stunned, and the straight man of steel would not understand the implicit statement that "bread" is a feminine product.

Who is the Great Aunt? She's coming, what should I do?

Woman: "My aunt is here, it's so uncomfortable".

Straight Man of Steel: "Huh? Why? Do you have a bad relationship with your aunt? ”

Female: ". .Straight man of steel: "Don't be like this, I think as a relative, and an elder, we should have a good relationship, after all, everyone is here, you have to eat and drink well, you have to be entertained, do you say?" ”

Woman: "When I say my aunt, I mean my menstrual period has arrived."

Straight man of steel: "Oh, drink more hot water".

Woman: "Just drank".

Straight Man of Steel: "That's ......."Drink some more? ”

Jokes that don't make bounds, and think they're humorous

Some boys will often read some jokes on the Internet, and then throw out these jokes regardless of the occasion and time, thinking that they are very humorous, but they often make people feel embarrassed and helpless.

Chat for the sake of chatting.

In order to show that they care about girls, some straight men will break the casserole and ask a very boring question repeatedly, and the final result is that they have nothing to say.

Devoted to the game, not to his girlfriend.

The concern for his girlfriend is far less than one percent of the game, even if the girlfriend is angry, still thinking about the promotion of the game tonight, such a boy is really helpless.

When the current girlfriend compares with the ex-girlfriend, she immediately "shows the stuffing".

When the current girlfriend deliberately coquettishly said that he was not as good-looking as his ex-girlfriend, the upright straight man of steel immediately comforted him intimately.

I've been in contact with straight men of steel, and I'm a straight man myself, I don't know much about girls' hearts, and I can't speak, including giving gifts or taking care of girls' emotions.

I have encountered it. The so-called topic terminator of the straight man of steel is also a love and hate, he is generally straightforward, he does not beat around the bush when he speaks, he often talks to death, and he always asks some strange questions, which is also quite a headache.

I've been in contact with it.,I think this kind of straight man is always a tendon.,I think the girl likes the gift he gives.,But it's all kinds of disliked.。

I haven't been in contact, the people I've been in contact with 520's gifts are very attentive, basically there is no such thing as a very embarrassing situation to give gifts, in fact, there are too many such festivals now, and the gift is just a small romance.

I've been in contact with it.,Because I'm a straight man of steel.,So I don't have a girlfriend until now.,It's really not good to be too straight.,It's also a sign of disrespect for others.。

I've been in contact with straight men of steel, and these straight men of steel are very worthwhile, and they don't understand the careful thinking of girls.

On this day of Valentine's Day, giving gifts is sometimes like the words of some straight men of steel. It's true that I don't know what to send, and then sometimes the things I send out on it really make people cry and laugh, for example, my little girlfriend and her boyfriend belong to a tech otaku. What was given to her was to send an umbrella, she didn't know what this umbrella meant, and then looked at the classmates around her who either received flowers or jewelry, clothes, and cosmetics, but sending an umbrella was really not clear, what did the other party want to express.

There is also the second case, that is, there are some boys who have been in a relationship, but they have not been in a relationship. In terms of gifts, they will be very passive and want to surprise each other, but it is not good to ask the other party directly what kind of gift they want, so they simply want it on Valentine's Day.

just dragged each other to have a meal, watched a movie, and then it was gone, and each went back to his own house to find his own mother. Then for some old drivers who have been in love, or boys who are more flexible, they will be particularly good at giving gifts.

For example, sending flowers, clothes, bags, and some of your girlfriends, if you are a workaholic, you will send laptops and tablets. In fact, these will make girls very related, and there are some jewelry, necklaces and the like.

This gave some water cups, umbrellas, and some mobile phone cases, I really think that such a boy is really too big. I want to say that they are not, but this kind of behavior does sometimes make girls particularly embarrassed.

And some girls are more sensible and don't directly say the boy's discomfort on the spot. But some bad-tempered words will be rejected straightforwardly, and even cause conflicts between two people. So in fact, in the process of falling in love, giving gifts is indeed a science, as a boy, if you really don't know what you say.

You can ask your classmates, colleagues or friends for some advice. Then it is most reasonable to choose to buy a gift in such a comprehensive way, and at the same time it will make your girlfriend very happy.

I have received a lot of 520 gifts from straight men of steel, such as Barbie lipstick, and foundation that is not suitable for their own color, which is really very pale, and some little girls will play with toys, fairy sticks, and 520 gift boxes.

I've received from my classmates, as well as from my own partners. Although they have a very straight personality, they are really good to people, and they will often buy me some things I like, such as necklaces, watches, clothes, cosmetics, earrings, etc.

The gift given by the straight man of steel is really laughable, I personally think the most straight man is the soap flower, the funny is that I really used that flower, thinking about it as a soap, who knows that the taste is really unacceptable.

I received 999 roses from my ex-boyfriend, and the point oh not roses. There is also health tea, which simply can't be a straight man.

For example, I received a handmade bag, but the bag was very ugly, but I liked it very much, because it represented the heart.

Haha, I want to talk about this topic the most, because my object often says that I am a straight man of steel, straight is nothing, or the kind of straight of steel, of course, I also think that these girls are too much to follow the trend, and they say that others are straight men of steel at every turn, which is a bad phenomenon, and I have replied to them very seriously. <>

But when I have a girlfriend, it's different, even if she points to her nose every day and says that I'm a straight man, I'm willing to listen, not only willing to listen, but also spoiled to listen, single for a long time, finally have a girlfriend, think she is everything is good, perfect kind of girl, not to mention five years younger than me, really spoiling her like a spoiled child.

One, sent over the small sailboat

I remember last year at 520 I gave her a small sailboat, at that time together she always said that her work was not smooth, life was not satisfactory, the leader always embarrassed her, at that time I felt that her aggrieved appearance was very cute, so I thought I should send something auspicious to her, so I bought a small sailboat, is the kind of golden sailboat, the boat is written smooth sailing four red words, when it was given to her, she laughed and rolled on the ground, saying who gave his girlfriend this thing, this is all friends opened a store to send, the kind that is placed on the counter. <>

Two, this year I gave her a pair of copper pixiu

This year is different, because she makes less money, she always says that she doesn't earn as much as me, I told her that I am five years older than her after all, and I must earn more than me at my age, she just doesn't listen, and she is coquettish, so I have to say that she earns less, I said that I can hand in my salary, and she doesn't want to, so I feel that I am looked down on by the company, to be honest, I don't know how her work ability is, maybe she overestimates herself, haha. <>

Then I gave her a pair of copper pixiu, I said that this thing is a fortune, and the salary will definitely be higher than mine in the future, she put on a good and funny look and said to me: What do you see you are sending? She said to me word by word, you are a straight man of steel!