What are all the lines of the sketch My Name is Baiyun, My Name is Black Earth .

My name is Baiyun, my name is Black Earth" is a line from the sketch "Kung Fu", and all the lines are as follows:

Baiyun: Come out, black soil, black soil: Come on, white cloud, white cloud:

What are you doing, black soil, black soil: go to the toilet, white clouds: oh, go to the toilet, young people should pay attention to hygiene, pay attention to rinsing when going to the toilet, be careful of hemorrhoids, black soil:

I know, I know, I'll pay attention, Bai Yun: Hey, this young man has hemorrhoids is very troublesome, last time I had a friend who said he had hemorrhoids, he said he had hemorrhoids and he said he was in pain and died, ouch, he said he was in pain and died, and then I looked at the doctor, ouch, my friend is now and now he is ......He ...... nowHe ...... nowHe ...... nowHey, by the way, what is he doing now, Heitu: Wait a while, wait a while, what the hell do you want to say, Bai Yun:

I want to say that he is better now, that is, to use Ma Yinglong, black soil: Ma Yinglong? Bai Yun:

To Ma Yinglong, as soon as I heard the name, I knew that he was a good friend of hemorrhoids, Heitu: Okay, okay, I know, Baiyun: It is very painful to get hemorrhoids at a young age, Heitu:

Okay, okay, you're right, Bai Yun: Pay more attention, really, I know.

As follows:

1. "Our chicken became a famous chicken overnight."

2. "Ouch, I look at what this paw is laying on the ground, take a closer look, understand, practice signing."

3. "I'm taking on another big job, and our family has to be transferred."

4. "What is this called deception, this is not a fake drug, and it is harmless to people."

5. "Egg-laying roosters, fighters among roosters, oh yes! ”

6. "There's an old man, Heihei, the baby is here."

7. "Our rooster lays eggs, doesn't that mean I'm pregnant?"

8, "The local station is good, don't put Xiao Cui's broadcast, it's unreliable."

9. "So, he strengthened his belief that he would lay his own eggs and let others say go."

1. Yesterday I was preparing for a night at home, I came today and went back tomorrow.

2. It's good to say that you are hosting the manuscript of the field, but the person looks a little stumbling.

3, willow leaves bent eyebrows cherry mouth, whoever sees me is willing to look, the second Wu next door to us, shivering at a glance. Lu Xiao

4. Not now, my hair has turned yellow, wrinkles have grown, and my two white front teeth have been honorably laid off last year!

5. Can you and I repeat yesterday's story today, and can I still board your broken ship with this old ticket!

6. I am the white clouds, and I am the black soil.

7. Our chicken became a famous chicken overnight.

8. So, he strengthened his belief that he would lay his own eggs and let others say go.

9. If you don't go down, you can't hold it back, and if it falls, it will all leak.

10. Who found that?

11. Egg-laying roosters, fighters among roosters, oh yes!

12, there is an old man, Heihei, the baby is here.