How to humorously ridicule drunk people, how to humorously comment on drinking

1. If you can drink beer and liquor, such cadres can't go; can drink five taels and drink a catty, such a cadre***; can drink a pound and drink eight taels, and the promotion of such cadres is affected; can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, such cadres must be cultivated.

2. You are wine, I am a luminous glass; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; With you in this life, I will not regret my drunken life!

3. Modern men: Drinking, one or two bottles are not drunk. Dancing, three steps and four steps will be. Playing mahjong, five days and six days without sleeping. Doze off at work!

4. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Afraid of getting drunk, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretending to be drunk and forgetting to tip.

5. One cup and two cups stride, three cups and four cups to support the wall, five cups and six cups to walk on the wall, I don't go, drink a pound of sister and carry me away!

6. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, gargle, five, two, six or two is wine, seven, two, eight, two support the wall, and nine twenty two walls do not go.

7. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside, and a vinegar bottle at home; The superiors must be leveled, and the subordinates must be leveled!

8. You can't drink too much in the morning, and there are several tables tonight; You can't get drunk at noon, and the department has to have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look for her.

9. This wine looks like water, drink it until it is spicy in your mouth, drink it until it is haunted in your stomach, stumble when you walk, get up in the middle of the night to find water, and regret it when you wake up in the morning!

1.Feelings are not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are deep or not, then you are not afraid of hanging needles;

2.Those who can drink one or two drink two taels, such friends are bold enough; Those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such a friend party cultivates; will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; will drink a pound and drink a bucket, and will be promoted to vice president; If you can drink a barrel and drink a tank, the director of the distillery will let you be.

3.The style of wine is the style, and the bottle is the level;

4.It was raining and the ground was dry, and the cup just now could not be counted;

5.In a dangerous place, my sister drank a glass of wine for my brother;

6.Between the white emperor and the clouds, half a catty and eight or two are idle;

7.The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom when drinking today;

8.The guest must be drunk when he drinks, or the host will be ashamed;

9.I don't drink anymore anymore, if you see me drinking, ......That's what I didn't say!

10.Wine, like water in a bottle, haunted in the stomach, talking and talking, flashing legs when walking, getting up in the middle of the night to find water, and regretting it in the morning.

1. Cup after cup, three cups is not much.

2. Bold words, wine strengthens heroes.

3. As long as the feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

4. If you don't get drunk, it's better to doze off.

5. Drink carefully, don't get drunk after drinking.

6. Drinking and talking about love, this person is a brother.

7. Quit drinking once and again, and failing to return.

8. 100 cups must be drunk painfully, and a pillow of spring wine.

9. Backed by the Jialing River, drink wine as soup.

10. If you want me to drink well, you must drink it first.

11. Wine is a pack of medicine, you can't sleep if you don't drink it!

12. The wine is big, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

13. I don't want to drink, I don't want to drink, I don't want to control it.

14, big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will take care of the aftermath.

15. Swim against the Yanghe River and swim all the way to the end.

16. Such a good wine, drink immortality!

17. If you get drunk again, your wife will really regret it.

18. When I was drunk, I didn't accept anyone, so I held the chain and opened the wall.

19. The style of wine is the style, and the bottle of wine is the level.

20. Only when you are drunk do you know that the wine shed is as strong as friends, and only when you love do you know how important it is.

21. Wine nourishes people with water and water, and they don't return to their souls until dawn.

22. Wine, drink less blood, wine, drink too much and don't live.

23. You can drink a barrel and drink a cylinder, and the director of the distillery will let you be!

24, you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, who will sleep on the road!

25. You pay for it, I pay for it, and we drink it together to become a nervous disorder.

Summary. Hello dear! Drunk humorous replies can be:

1.I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack. 2.

Wine is drunk by confidants, and poems are sung to people. 3.The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom when drinking today;

4.The guest must be drunk when he drinks, or the host will be ashamed; 5.

People walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink. 6.I don't know how to drink, and I don't have a future.

7.When I left home and went back, I asked the lady to accompany me for this cup. 8.

The amount is small, not a gentleman, non-toxic and not a husband. 9.Between the white emperor and the clouds, half a catty and eight or two are idle;

10.When the road saw injustice, he roared, you don't drink who drinks.

Hello dear! Buried drunk humorous reply can be: 1

I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack. Naiwang 2Wine is drunk by confidants, and poems are sung to people.

3.The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom when drinking today; 4.

The guest must be drunk when he drinks, or the host will be ashamed; 5.People walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink.

6.I don't know how to drink, and I don't have a future. 7.

When I left home and went back, I asked Miss to accompany me for this cup. 8.The amount is small, not a gentleman, non-toxic and not a husband.

9.Between the white emperor and the clouds, half a catty and eight or two are idle; 10.

When the road saw injustice, he roared, you don't drink who drinks.

Hello dear! If you are drunk, you can also reply with humor: 1. Cup after cup, three glasses is not too much.

2. Bold words, wine strengthens heroes. 3. As long as the feelings are iron! Don't be afraid to take the stomach bleeding and sell sleepy tremors!

4. If you don't get drunk, it's better to doze off. 5. Drink carefully, don't get drunk after drinking.

Generally don't drink alcohol, don't drink ordinary alcohol, drinking is not ordinary.

The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom when drinking today;

Drinking, drunk people are not convinced, he will only hold on to the wall, or spit on the telephone pole.

When you're drunk, you can say why don't you fly to the sky? I drank and flew into the sky. Because the whole person is fluttering.

I think the whole world is turbid, and I can write some humorous dramas in this situation when I am alone.

1.Wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, drink as much as you can, and run away if you can't drink it.

2.Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, and it is okay to drink one less glass.

3.The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom when drinking today;

4.We are all close friends, so I'll drink two comfort wines first.

5.Feelings are not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are deep or not, then you are not afraid of hanging needles;