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.May I ask you for directions? 」
Thither? to your heart. 」
2.Can I borrow a dollar from you? 」
Why? I want to hit ** and tell my mom that I just met the girl of my dreams. Or I'm going to call ** to your mom to thank her. 」
3.Is your dad a thief? 」
No. So how can he steal a brilliant star and put it in your eyes? 」
4.You're so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has melted away. 」
5.Your legs must be tired, right? 」
Why? Because you've been running in my head all day. 」
6.(See his label on her clothes.) When they say"What are you doing? "time).
6.(See his label on her clothes.) When they say"What are you doing? "time).
7.I'm sorry, my ** number has dropped, can I borrow yours? 」
8.I hope you can do CPR because you're so beautiful that I stop breathing. 」
9.Miss, please give it back to me! 」
What the! My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 」
10.There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take my eyes off you. 」
11.I'm not going well today, seeing a pretty girl smiling makes me feel better, can you smile for me? 」
12.It's raining so hard today. 」
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 」
That's because God drools over you. 」
That's because God drools over you. 」
13.If I could rearrange the letters, I would put the u with the i. 」
14.Sorry, I'm an artist, and it's my job to gaze at beautiful women. 」
15.Trust me, I'll make you the second happiest person in the world. 」
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That's a lot! Give you a few common topics, for example, if you suddenly look at her feet and say: "Who dropped the money" she will definitely go to see it, and then know that she will beat you if she is fooled, this is a little humor, but usually pay more attention to your girlfriend's life, and then show your strength, this is the long-term way!
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Topics, especially funny topics, depend on your character, and deliberately engaging in it is often self-defeating and depends on how much humor she has, otherwise you will be in big trouble if you are quiet (silent) and she (silent).
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It's realistic.
If you can, go shopping.
Although it may be for you.
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I guess not yet.
Bai has ml, it's nothing.
You just boldly ask her to come out, and ask her directly what she likes, what she used to do, but she doesn't have the right.
Don't ask her if she has ever had a boyfriend She said that you are not happy Say no You don't believe it Or what do you say when you see Try to find as many topics as possible Don't be angry with the chat It's all over in one sentence Got it.
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Humorous, described as funny or ridiculous and meaningful. It is a loanword, transliterated from the English humor. The word in English is ** in Latin, and the original meaning is"Bodily fluids".
There was a physician named Hippocrates in ancient Greece who believed that human body fluids include blood, mucus, yellow bile, black bile, etc., and their composition is in different proportions, and the widespread use of the word humor is due to the English humanist dramatist Joanson. His two works, "Personalities Are Different" and "People Have Their Own Habits", are both known for their humor. In his satirical comedy masterpiece "Vorpone", his characters are in accordance with it"Temperament"Delineated, probably due to the social function of literature and art, Qiongsheng's humor theory is also spreading.
The first to move the word into China was Lin Yutang. This is a word that translates both phonetic and meaning, and its expression is just right. "Humor"The term first appeared in Qu Yuan's "Nine Chapters of Huaisha"."Warm and quiet, Kong Jing is humorous", however, the meaning here is quiet, which is now referred to"Humor"It's in English"humor"The transliteration was first introduced to China in 1924 by Mr. Lin Yutang, a master of Chinese culture.
Generally, a person's ability to humor is directly proportional to their emotional intelligence. "Humor can be broadly and narrowly defined, and is often used in Western ...... including vulgar jokesIn a narrow sense, humor is different from melancholy, sarcasm, and ridicule, and these three or four styles all contain elements of laughter. However, there are various differences in laughter, such as bitter laughter, crazy laughter, light laughter, and giggles, and the intention and attitude of laughter are also different.
Some are sour and spicy, some are gentle, some are contemptible, some are sympathetic, some are relieved, and some are based on the whole outlook on life, and there is ideological sustenance. The best humor, naturally, is the expression'The splendor of the soul and the abundance of wisdom',……Among all the styles, humor is the most emotional. "(Lin Yutang - On Reading, On Humor, published by Contemporary World Press) is a kind of wisdom that can stimulate a certain emotion in human psychology, and some form of processing or destruction of reality after appropriate regulation of logic.
Humor or comedy can already be elevated to the realm of philosophical research, and it is no exaggeration to say that humor is a philosophy. Humor often brings joy to people, and its characteristics are mainly manifested in wit, self-deprecation, ridicule, and humor. Indeed, humor helps to dispel hostility, ease friction and prevent conflicts from escalating, and some believe that humor can also boost morale and increase productivity.
A survey by a company in Colorado, USA, confirmed that middle managers who participated in humor training increased production by 15% in nine months, while the number of sick days was cut in half. The test proved that there are differences between people who are dull and boring and people who have a sense of humor in the following aspects, and these differences are the psychological regulation function and role of humor. How to make yourself speak with humor.
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In a normal relationship, lovers will always keep chattering about all kinds of love words and all kinds of interesting things. When you encounter something interesting, you can share it with your lover at the first time. Because interesting things can bring higher attention is the best communication topic, sharing interesting things between lovers can further strengthen the relationship, and the first time to share interesting things has the highest freshness and heat.
1. The interesting thing itself has a higher degree of attention and is the most ideal topic of communication between couples. All sorts of things are happening all the time around us. Some of these things bother us, and some things make us happy and ......happyFun things are things that make us happy.
This type of thing is also the best topic to use as a topic for interpersonal communication. When we communicate with others, sharing some interesting things can effectively enhance the atmosphere of communication between each other and make the relationship between each other more intimate.
2. Sharing interesting things between lovers in time can enhance the relationship between each other. For lovers, they pay great attention to emotions and atmosphere when communicating with each other, so it is important to choose the right topic to communicate in order to achieve the best results. Bad ......Fun things are the most attractive, and they contain a happy component, which makes people feel happy and happy, so they are perfect for couples.
When couples are together, sharing some interesting things that they encounter can create a good state of light-heartedness and make the relationship between couples go further.
But on the other hand, if it's a boy. Excessive gossip, excessive initiative, and sharing interesting things with girlfriends seem too impetuous and not mature and stable enough. So how to do it depends on the character, temper and hobbies of the parties involved?
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1.Two people want to relax themselves together, in fact, chatting with girls is not as difficult as you think. The topic of chatting with girls is not as complicated as you think, the more you want to find a topic, the more nervous you are, and the more you don't want to be cold, the more you don't know what to say.
Just go with the flow, I think you've been together for a short time, in fact, she's the same as you, she can understand you, and when you get acquainted slowly, there are a lot of speculative topics, now there's no need to rush, do what you should do, just say whatever you want, deliberately think about it is fruitless.
2.Say whatever you want, some people say that you can save nothing if you are ready to chat with girls? Actually, you don't have to think about what to talk about!
Anyway, you can say whatever comes to mind, you let go a little, face it indifferently, say whatever you think, and finally you will send a letter that you are a person who is also very good at chatting with girls.
3.Talk about your interests and see what your girlfriend likes? What's interested? You just talk about it. You guys aren't very familiar with the early days of love? Hehe, if it is the early stage of love, it is normal, as a man, you should take the initiative to talk to her more.
4.Tell jokes, happy things, you can say that you are happy today, the previous ones. This way she will think you are more humorous.
Also, care about her, don't care about her, even if you like her, she thinks you don't like her. If you've been together for a long time and you still haven't talked about it, then. I don't think it's going to be long!
Two people together may not always have endless words, together because they like each other, the process of getting along is to go with the flow, as long as they really love him, everything they do comes from their own sincerity, and some other unnecessary things are forms. Adapt to each other's personalities, then it will be possible to live together in the future. Care about understanding each other's lives, understanding each other's habits, so that your thoughts and life tracks have a place to intersect, and slowly the other party will get used to having you in life, and there will be no embarrassment of being speechless.
In fact, there are a lot of topics to chat, in addition to simple daily greetings, you can talk about the weather, talk about different cities, what your respective preferences and likes, what specialties, what small animals you like, what colors you like, interesting things that have happened recently, or which movie you have watched recently, how do you feel about the movie, talk about the wonderful plot, sometimes you can talk about your own experience, when you see what interesting little ** can also share with each other, if you are in a bad mood, you can also talk to each other appropriately, It's all very good, and if you like to eat, you can talk about the new delicacies and the delicious things you've eaten.
Honestly, if you want to talk to someone more, you have to be smiling. Even if you know what the other person said wrong, smile on your face. If something goes wrong with him, be humorous and it will bring you closer.
Funny things, fun things, funny things, as long as you are creative and have a character, any topic is OK.
1.Tell her all the little things around you, such as who you met today, what happened, what fun and funny things happened around you, and so on, you can tell her, the girl's innate little gossip tells you, try to tell some gossip so that it will be easier to arouse her interest and desire to listen. >>>More