Jokes about breastfeeding, breastfeeding bus jokes

Joke: I think the following is a little bit of fun.

1.Always be happy, and nothing bad will happen.

2.I drank the pulse today, and I still ate the jelly. I still can't help but be impressed by you.

3.White and chubby, full of hope.

4.As long as the future has you, the future is worth looking forward to.

5.As long as there is no you, the future is worth looking forward to.

6.Always be happy, and nothing bad will happen. Spring comes and summer, autumn harvest and winter storage, we have a long future.

7.A leather sentence that will make you happy instantly.

1.Come to my house for dinner, I personally poisoned (skin hair).

2.Hundred causes must have results, and the next rich woman is me (skin hair) 3The crush doesn't, and there are a lot of people who want to assassinate (skin and hair) 4

The ultimate dream of life, put an ATM machine in the living room (skin hair) 5Take care of your sentence many years ago, I haven't lost a pound so far (skin hair) 6I don't have any ambitions, I just want to make a fortune (skin hair) 7

If you can't get rich overnight, you can do it for two nights, and I can accept it for half a month. (Skin) 8I really want to talk about it, your mother asked me to leave your relationship with 10 million.

10.I'm a condensed milk bun and today I'm out of steam.

12.I don't know what kind of circle you all have, anyway, I'm mixed with dark circles.

13.Why do you always want to eat when you're in a bad mood because you're sad and want to chew?

14.Playing chess with a friend, he ate me handsome, what should I do if I am handsome to death?

15.Am I worthy of falling in love How can I keep my love if I can't hold a game tower [pick my nose] 16It's cute, and love has no head.

17.White and chubby, full of hope.

Not original) I hope you are getting happier and happier!

Maruko: I love milk, especially from cows.

Suzaku: ....Lap Chop....It turns out that there is also a male milk, guess the ...... of Feng

Xiao Mingsui: Hahaha.

Are you giving it to my uncle if you don't eat it?

Child, if you don't eat or not, you can say something, and my uncle is about to get off the bus

Luxury upgraded version", "four dishes and one soup" was originally an ordinary dish for the sake of saving, but in many places it was replaced by sea cucumber, fish blue pure wings, abalone, mountain and sea delicacies, extremely luxurious. In the selection of dishes, we insist on "taking the essence and removing the dross". At first glance, it is "four dishes and one soup", four plates, but each plate is very large, and then there are small plates in the **, and the small plates are filled with different dishes, and the overall number is far more than the "four dishes and one soup" of the regret celery.

The plate has a child and mother disk, and the child disk is a twin or even a multiple. The "updated version of vegetable soup" is a trick of playing pants when serving food, first serving a "four dishes and one soup", and then removing it after the guests have eaten it and then changing it again, anyway, in the end, it is guaranteed that there will always be four dishes and one soup on the table. Adhere to the clever combination of form and content, and achieve principle and flexibility in dealing with eating and drinking.

Tonight, I look up at the sky, and what I can see is the sky that belongs to me! In my sky, the clouds are like mountains! So I chanted aloud:

Wealth is like a floating cloud to me! The purpose is to make me as rich as mountains and mountains! Unexpectedly, it will disappear immediately, revealing a clear sky and bright stars!

I was not discouraged, and immediately recited again: Beauty is like a star to me! The goal is to have as many beautiful women as the stars in the sky!

I don't know that a meteor shower will fall from the sky soon! Meteorites bombarded the Earth! After all, I was too merciful, and I was worried that all the stars would fall and destroy the earth, so I had to give up that wish!

But I'm still not reconciled after all! At this time, when I saw the bright moon in the sky, I chanted again: Talent is like a bright moon to me!

Damn, it's a lunar eclipse!

Today, I accompanied my wife to choose swimsuits, because my wife has been arguing and wants to travel to Sanya, I finally have a little time to work, so my wife brought up this matter again. When I walked into the swimwear shop, my wife was dazzled by all kinds of swim shops, and my wife would look at this, fiddle with that, and finally, my wife's eyes stayed on a three-point bikini. My wife looked at me expectantly and said

How's this wife? I was nervous at the time, others didn't know my wife's figure, but I knew it very well, so I said cautiously: "That, wife, can you change it?"

The wife of the split pants said a little angrily: "No, I just want to show off my figure, am I not in good shape?" "I was sweating profusely at the time, and when I finally thought about it, I let it go, and I put my head first.

Pig B is standing in the doorway, and pig C is on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......Who is pig A called, pig B is called there, what is pig C called. Wolf:

Who are you an old thing? Pig A: That's right!

Wolf: What? Pig A:

What is on the roof. Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof. The chamberlain wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you? Pig B:

I am not who it is (pointing to pig A) wolf: do you know it? Pig B:

Kindness. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf:

What the? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B:

Where is me. Wolf: Who?

Pig B: Who is it? (and pointing to the pig a) wolf:

How do I know? Pig B:

Rhubarb met a stall owner on the street, the boss was selling a special medicine for frigidity, and Rhubarb wanted to buy a pair of drugs and go back to his wife to try. Rhubarb: Boss, I'll buy a pair of medicines.

Boss: To buy my medicine, I have to declare in advance, my medicine is very effective, and your wife will not be able to stand it if you take it! Rhubarb:

I didn't eat it, I bought it for my wife! Boss: Your wife eats it, you can't stand it.

Rhubarb: Then I'll buy two pairs of medicines and take them together! Boss:

If the two of you eat together, your bed will definitely not be able to stand it! Rhubarb: Then I'll buy three pairs of medicines.

Boss: Buy three mates? What do you mean?

Rhubarb: Didn't you say that the bed would be unbearable? My father-in-law's surname is Bed, and his name is Pu.

All three of us eat together, who else can't stand it? Boss: Then you have to buy another pair, otherwise your mother-in-law.

The Bull Demon King came drunk to find the red boy. Red Boy: Father, how is my mother doing lately?

Lao Niu: It's very good, since the release of the two-child policy, she has been clamoring for another baby every day, which makes me very helpless! Red Boy:

Don't fathers like children? Lao Niu: Why don't you like it?

When I married your mother and had no children for many years, I secretly went to the hospital to find out that I had terminal sperm, but your mother was pregnant with you that year. Red Boy: Actually, I also wonder if I don't look like a cow, but I can make samadhi really hot.

How did the father respond? Lao Niu: I don't know for my father!

Red Child: Father, don't worry! A while ago, my mother called ** and told me that she would take me to learn the art of alchemy from Taishang Laojun, but I was afraid that there was something strange about this matter.

Lao Niu: My son, for my father, I am old and weak, and I have no pension insurance, as long as your mother does not sweep me out of the house, for the sake of being supported by her, let her go.

Today, my parents are not at home, I secretly called my boyfriend to come to my house, I was hungry at noon, my boyfriend can't cook, but today he excitedly told me that he wanted me to try his craft, after saying that he went into the kitchen, I watched TV in the living room. Watching TV, I listened to my boyfriend ask me: "Xiaomei, the dish is in the pot and Wang Shu .......""I encourage him:

Landlord: Are the top students forced out? Re: Not necessarily, it is also possible to have a caesarean section.

A beautiful woman's personality signature: The matter of long meat, there is a kind of you don't rush to the waist, there is a kind of you rush to the chest!!