50 short humorous stories, short humorous stories?

Simple question. Participated in the TV show "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and successfully made it to the last hurdle. If she can answer the last question correctly, she will win a million dollars, otherwise she will only get an encouraging $30,000.

The moderator read out the question: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest, but lays eggs in the nests of other birds?" ”？

There are four options for the answer: a. Vulture, b. Red-headed American vulture, c. Cuckoo, d. Condor.

Susan panicked, she didn't know the answer. According to the rules of the show, she can ask relatives and friends outside the venue for help. Time for help is limited, so it's best to find a friend who is watching the show at home, so that you can save time explaining.

But as far as Susan knows, only Andrea among her friends will watch the show, and she knows very well how much ink Andrea has in her belly. But Susan had no choice, she dialed Andrea's ** anyway. Andrea replied without hesitation

It's so easy! The answer is c, cuckoo. ”

Susan knew Andrea's level, she wanted to rule out Andrea's answer and choose one of the remaining answers, but she didn't expect Andrea to be so confident, which made Susan hesitate.

At this time, the host asked Susan for the answer, and Susan gritted her teeth and said, "Choose C, cuckoo." ”？

Is this your final answer? ”

Yes, that's my final answer. ”

The host said: "I'm sorry to tell you ......The answer is absolutely correct. Congratulations, now you're a millionaire! ”

The next night, Susan throws a celebratory party where she invites a lot of friends, including Andrea, who helped her win a million dollars.

At the party, Susan said, "Andrea, thank you so much! I'd love to know, how do you know the correct answer? ”

Oh, it's so easy! "Cuckoos certainly don't build nests. You always know the cuckoo clock, right? Cuckoos live in the clock! ”

The humorous story is short.

A short collection of humorous stories:

A friend chatted with Xiao Liu about the tricks of the university teacher's roll call, and said: "Some teachers are pre-class, some are after-class, and some are some." It's a ...... between classesIt's elusive. ”

Xiao Liu smiled and said, "I have a teacher who never names names, but every semester, he will take random group photos of the students who come to class. My friend sighed and said, "It's so good, take a group photo for you." ”

Xiao Liu continued: "In the last class of each semester, the teacher asks all the students to recognize **. If you can find yourself in all three **, then congratulations, you have passed the final exam; If you can find two, 10 points will be added to the exam; If you only find one, I'm afraid you will have to take a make-up exam; If you can't find your own in any of them, go home and wait for reconstruction.

Humorous story is a short two:

There was a young man who was not well known but won the 100-meter race at a track and field championships.

The reporter interviewed him and asked: "In which training class did you train?" ”

The young man replied slowly, "No, not in the training class, but at the shooting range." ”

The reporter asked puzzledly: "Shooting range?" ”

The young man continued: "I'm in charge of changing the target ......”

Humorous stories are short of three:

A young driver was stopped by traffic police for speeding, parked on the side of the road. He said very aggrievedly: "So many cars are speeding, why did you stop me?" ”

The traffic police asked: "Have you ever fished?" ”

The driver wondered and asked, "What does this have to do with fishing?" ”

The traffic police said, "Can you catch all the fish in a pond?" ”