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Story 1: Success is like a ladder.

A young man visits an old wise man and asks for advice on how to succeed.

The wise man took out a ladder and led the young man to a bungalow.

The wise man placed the ladder on the wall of the bungalow and said to the young man, "Now follow this ladder and climb to the top of the bungalow." As soon as you get off the roof, I'll tell you the most practical way to succeed. ”

The young man immediately used his hands and feet, followed the ladder, and soon climbed to the roof; Immediately afterwards, he descended the ladder from the roof to the ground.

The wise man asked, "Do you know this most practical way to success by now?" ”

The young man was at a loss and said, "Master, I still don't know the way to success, please be clear." ”

The wise man asked rhetorically, "Have you tried to use your brain, your hands, and your feet when you climbed from the ground along the ladder to the roof, and you still have the ladder down from the roof to the ground?" ”

The young man said, "I can't climb to the roof without trying to use my brain, my hands, and my feet." ”

The wise man said: "If you work hard to use your brain, hands, and feet along the novelty, you can successfully climb from the ground to the roof, and this is the most practical way to success." ”

The young man suddenly realized: "Yes! Everyone, along the goals set by themselves, use their brains, hands, and feet, and persist in working hard step by step, they can step into the road to success and realize the wish of success.

Yes! It turns out that success is like a ladder, and if you don't work hard to use your brain, hands, and feet, you can't climb to the position of success and achieve the goal of success. ”

Philosophy of Life]:

In fact, all the ways to success in the world are like this - along the goals set in life, use your brains, hands, and feet, and persist in working hard step by step, you can step into the road of success and realize the wish of success.

1. Me: "Boss, is your stir-fried oil and wheat vegetable a meat dish or a vegetarian dish?"

Boss: "Of course it's a vegetarian dish."

Me: "So what's going on with this worm?"

Boss: "Uh......It's also here to eat. ”

Me: "Why should I pay for it?" I don't know it! ”

The boss cried and said, "It lost its life for this meal, can you still ask it to AA system?" ”

2. I went to eat pizza at noon today, and I ordered a 9-inch (diameter) one, but there was no more.

As a result, the waiter politely brought two 5-inch (diameter) ones, ** which were half of nine inches, and said that he gave you an extra inch.

So I grabbed the waiter and talked to her about the area of the circle. The formula for the area of a circle is, count it out:

The area of 9 inches = square inches, and the area of 5 inches = square inches, so the area of two five-inch inches adds up to square inches, and I said that I will lose 3 five-inch ones!

The owner was speechless and ended up delivering an extra pizza for free. Knowledge is power, and primary school mathematics is also knowledge.

3. Son: "Mom, I'm hungry!" ”

Mother: "Look which one is delicious, me or your dad!" ”

Son: "Dad, I want to ......."”

Dad: "......."”

4. Today, I secretly cried for two hours, especially thinking about being alone, and my heart was broken ......It's really uncomfortable, it's so uncomfortable......

Grandpa Mao, Grandpa Mao, 56 nationalities, 56 flowers, 56 brothers and sisters are one family, 56 languages, all in one sentence, money is not enough to spend, money is not enough to spend, money is not enough to spend

5. I went to a meeting today, and on the way I met my colleague Da Liu, who ate radishes while walking.

I asked, "Oh, this season, all the fruits are down, how do you eat turnips?" ”

Da Liu: "You don't understand, eat it, and when you have a meeting, you can leave early!" ”

Me: "What do you mean?" ”

Da Liu: "Our manager said that during the meeting, I can understand that you have something to leave, but you have to at least fart!" ”

Me: "....

John: "Your dad is a miser, look, he's a shoemaker, and you wear such broken shoes." ”

Tom: "What about your dad?" He's a famous dentist, and your little brother only has one tooth! ”

A taxi driver was driving when he noticed a crazy motorcycle in front of him and was about to throw out the child sitting in the back. The taxi driver caught up with the motorcycle and shouted, "Dude, your kid is about to fall out of the back seat."

When the motorcyclist heard this, he turned back in surprise and asked, "Son, where is your mother?" ”

One day, Xiao Ming couldn't sleep on a summer night, and saw a mosquito flying out and flying in a small hole in the mosquito net, so Xiao Ming said to come out and go in. As a result, the dad next door spoke, and Lao Tzu used you to command?

The teacher asked: [Brazil in**?] ]

Dumb: [On page 51 of a geography textbook.] ]

In the restaurant, Monsieur Pierre noticed that a guest was wearing the wrong coat and modestly touched the guest: "I'm sorry, are you Monsieur Pierre?" ”

Ah," said Mr. Peel, breathing a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken, I'm him, and you're wearing the wrong coat." ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, and the guest happily took off his coat.

A classic slip of the tongue on campus.

4.I was in junior high school physical education class, I was sick that day, I was a member of the sports committee, and after everyone lined up, I wanted to give the leave note to the physical education teacher, but it turned out to be a dime note, and I didn't react yet, and said "I'll take a leave".

After that, everyone burst into laughter, and some people said "bribery", "too corrupt", and "not enough".

The teacher was also very happy, and in a week, I became a topic, cold...

In my bai

Wenku zhi is not wrong to laugh.

Back to the stomach to relieve pain.

Genus:"Why don't you read it? "Kid:"Teacher, my mother said that b is a bad word, it is a curse. "Teacher:"You's ma's"b"It's a scolding b, and an aunt's b is used by foreigners. "

There was a pony who was very proud, and lo and behold, he was so proud that he walked with his head held high and swaggering. One day, he got bored and went out into town.

When he arrives in the city, wherever he goes, he can hear people complimenting the car, and the pony feels very uncomfortable. So, it came to a parking lot, looked for a car, glanced at the car and said, "Let's both race!"

No, I won you, dude. The car said modestly. Pony smug:

Don't you dare to compare with me? Since the elder brother said so, the younger brother agreed. The two of them ran and ran, and when they went up a steep slope, the ponies lost their strength and could not climb up.

But the car went up easily, and suddenly it was far ahead. As a result, the pony naturally lost. The pony returns home dejected, racking his brains to figure out why he couldn't win the car.

Suddenly, it occurred to the pony that the car had four wheels, and he didn't. So, it helped itself to install four wheels, but as soon as it stood up, it fell on all fours, and finally got up and fell again. This fall made the pony understand that he must be humble and not proud.

Everyone has their own strengths, and it would be best if you could learn from others and make up for your own weaknesses. I won't, but still smile