My girlfriend asked me to tell her a story at night, so help me

One day, a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the owner, "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shook his head: "No." ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shook his head angrily: "No." ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" ”

The boss shouted angrily: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull your teeth out with pliers! ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and timidly asked, "Boss, do you have pliers?" ”

The boss said, "No." ”

The little white rabbit then asked, "Are there carrots?" ”

The boss was furious, grabbed the little white rabbit, took out a small hammer, and knocked out the white rabbit's teeth.

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely: "Boss, do you have carrot juice?" ”

**Inside or on the pillow?

** tells ghost stories, and when she is afraid, you will have a chance to accompany her.

On the pillow, don't ask me what story to tell. Men know it.

M: Let's stop telling stories, okay?

F: No. M: Alright then, we don't tell stories.

Then tell her more ghost stories、、、 so scared that she will go straight into your arms.

In fact, to lull a girl to sleep, you don't have to tell her a story, you can tickle her or something.

Or catch up on dramas together, and she naturally sleeps.

How old is it? And tell a story.

Such a man . . . It turns out that there are still ... Envy to death.

A story about Who Do You Trust was that one year a mountaineering club went mountaineering, and there was a couple with a good relationship together. When they got to the bottom of the mountain to prepare for the attack, the weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So he left the woman to look after the camp, but she did not see them come back for three days.

The woman was a little worried.

Tell some little yellow jokes, and then you don't have to sleep.

Your girlfriend is too arrogant, then you tell her "One Thousand and One Nights", she is annoyed to listen to it, and you are naturally released.

Once upon a time, there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple who was telling a story, what story was told?

The story is: Once upon a time, there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple telling stories.

You just buy a fairy tale and read it to her every night.

"Zizhi Tongjian", Dream of Red Mansions, Journey to the West, Water Margin, Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

You are raising a child, can you ask how old you are, won't you be playing at home, telling the story of two tigers?

Once upon a time, there was an old monk and a little monk, and every day the little monk went to bed, he had to ask the old monk to tell him a story.

Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, Grimm's fairy tales.

Summary. The first part of a love story for a girlfriend.

Ash, do you think I'll stay in your heart forever? ”

I do not know. Because I feel like you're already a part of you overflowing from my heart right now. ”

Why? Why? Don't you like me? ”

No, no, don't think about it. I say this because I feel like you've gradually extended from a part of my heart to a part of my body. ”

A part of the body? ”

Yes, it's part of the body! Sometimes when I've been quietly with you for a long time, I can't even feel your body temperature, as if I have a hard time feeling my own body temperature. ”

But even so, you still don't like me as much as you used to, do you? ”

I don't know, I just know that my life would have been crippled without you before......”

And now? ”

If I didn't have it now, I would have become disabled. ”

My girlfriend asked me to tell her a story.

The first part of the love story for my girlfriend "Little Ash, do you think I will stay in your heart forever?" I do not know. Because I feel like you're already a part of you overflowing from my heart right now.

Why? Why? Don't you like me?

No, no, don't think about it. I say this because I feel like you've gradually extended from a part of my heart to a part of my body. A part of the body?

Yes, it's part of the body! Sometimes when I've been quietly with you for a long time, I can't even feel your body temperature, as if I have a hard time feeling my own body temperature. But even so, you still don't like me as much as you used to, do you?

I don't know, I just know that my life would have been crippled without you before......And now? If I didn't have it now, I would have become disabled. ”

Once upon a time, a hunter caught a piglet and a calf, thought they were cute, and raised them. However, when the calf was large and ate a lot, the hunters sent it to work in the fields and torture it. The calf is very honest, works hard every day, eats weeds, beats and scolds it silently.

Gradually, the calf grew stronger and stronger, and did a better job. The hunter slowly came to like the calf. The piglet was relatively small, and when the hunter gave it good food to eat and did not let it work, he thought that the hunter had spoiled it.

It eats and sleeps and sleeps every day. But after a few months, the pig was also fat and strong, and the hunter let it work. The little pig walked for a long time before he reached the field, and before he could start his work, he was so tired that he fell asleep.

The hunter was so angry that he killed him for meat during the Chinese New Year. Later, cattle were always raised to work; And the pig, which is always fattened and killed, is because it is too lazy.