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He: They all say that the work is serious and good, the family unit runs back and forth, looking forward to less holidays, and the overtime days are endless. Alas, I was just about to leave with my front foot, and before I stepped out of the door, the squad leader urged ** to come with my back foot, go forward, and meet Li).
Li: Secretly happy, I am in a good mood to go home on a blind date) He: Huh?
You kid is so happy that this is a good thing, the news of overtime can't extinguish you, Li: Hey, hey, hey, a great thing for life, my mother has found a beautiful cutie, go home on a blind date。。 Wait, what did you just say?
Overtime? He: Hmm. (at the same time, he looks at Li helplessly and sympathetically).
Li: I'm a mother-in-law, my fourth uncle,,, isn't it, my girl, my life's event... What about the squad leader? Where's the squad leader? No, I have to ask him, overtime on the day, overtime at night, and finally overtime when the holiday comes,,, squad leader, squad leader...
Squad leader: You complain about me, I complain about everyone, everyone is tired of working overtime, it has become difficult to be single in groups, and this time the boss is gracious, and he wants to arrange a blind date banquet, shhh, don't tell them the truth first, and try to give them a fright when the time comes. Eh,,, who is looking for me? What's the matter?
Li: Squad leader, what's going on? Why do you work overtime again?
I'm telling you, this time I have to go home, this is related to my lifelong event, I'm looking forward to finding a daughter-in-law to end the single thing, but every time, ah, every time, let this unlucky damn overtime be broken, squad leader, in this way, I really want to be lonely and depressed.
He: Yes, squad leader, you see that our unit is about to become a disaster when it is single.
Squad leader: I don't count what I said, you all think I don't want to go home, I haven't seen my wife and children for a long time, I guess if I don't let me go, my son should call me an uncle when he goes back, alas,,, I'm more miserable than your life.
Li: Then you still have a wife and children when you go home, and I will have nothing when I go back.
Squad leader: Okay, I won't tease you, in fact, the unit is not going to work overtime, but to arrange a blind date for the benefit of you single people!
Ho, Lee: Really?
Squad Leader: Really! Anyway, there are a lot of beauties.,All of them are long.。。。 Hey? What about people? Hey, you guys run slowly, pick slowly, and end your singleness as soon as possible! Alas, they were happy, but we had to work overtime to arrange the venue。。
The plot may not be perfect, and the watchtower owner can modify it.
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Renderings of the V brake in the university town were told to each other.
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At the train station, those who get on the train, those who give people away, are crowded.
When a conductor on the train was about to give the start signal, he suddenly found a very beautiful girl standing next to the open door of a carriage on the platform, talking to another beautiful girl in the carriage.
Hurry up, girl," cried the conductor, "the door is closed." Stand back. ”
Wait, I haven't kissed my sister goodbye yet. ”
Don't worry, I'll close the door first," said the conductor, "I'll take care of the rest!" ”
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The cross talk sketch script specially written for the annual meeting, there are various hot spots in 2012, as well as blessings to the company Cake cutting, aircraft carrier style, horse riding dance, are you happy, Master Yanshen, leather shoe capsules, plasticizers, ** body, Diaoyu Island and other popular elements are collected Complete script, please Taobao search Yang Laomi.
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