Desperately need a hilarious sketch script 20

Tell you about a book "Nonsensical".

Cherish Time A: The sun and the moon are like shuttles, and time is as fast as an arrow.

B: Yo, why are you dragging it here?

A: Let's take you as an example, it's 11 this year, right?

B: It's 12.

A: You Jian Yin look at it for a while.

B: For a moment?

A: This "Huang" is also a word to describe time. Just gave birth to such a little, a child entered kindergarten at the age of 3, a child went to elementary school at the age of 6, and a child was 12, and it was time to graduate from primary school, and you shook it a few times.

B: How?

A: You're gone.

B: I dare to love me for the rest of my life.

A: This Akira has the same meaning as the arrow I just talked about.

B: Describe the sun, moon, and time.

A: Let yourself say, is time fast?

B: Too fast.

A: But some of our friends don't cherish time, and they don't think they can use it.

B: Is there still a lot of time?

A: I have a classmate who always thinks time is slow. Look at his energy, his eyes are always like he can't break it all day long, and it takes time to grind and block the source of the feast. I couldn't hear him speak, but I was sure that it was the same sentence.

B: What do you say?

A: "Why aren't you out of school yet?" ”

B: Looking forward to getting out of school?

A: You have a good temper, and you smile at everyone: "What are you doing here?"

B: What do you do when I study?

A: "Hee-hee, I don't know. ”

B: Is the homework done?

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Did you pass the exam?

A: "Hey, I don't know. Crack blind".

B: Hey, I don't know!

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Hi! What did you score on this math test?

A: "Nine points."

B: It's not that you don't know?

A: I scored 10 points in the last exam.

B: Yes, 1 point less.

A: You say, if you continue to develop like this, will you still be able to graduate from elementary school?

B: I think if you don't value your time, you won't be able to graduate.

A: Do you know a lot about ancient sayings?

B: I know a little bit.

A: There is an old saying: "An inch of time is an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is difficult to buy an inch of time." ”

B: You know, this is saying that time is priceless.

A: The great poet Su Shi has an idiom: "A moment of gold".

B: Yes, a quarter of an hour a thousand taels of gold.

A: Time is the same for everyone.

B: Fair enough.

A: But someone needs more time.

B: Where did it come from?

A: Gotta squeeze it.

B: Right. A: Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you are willing to squeeze it, there will always be it.

B: Yes, young people must work hard!

A: I can squeeze in a little more time a day to study.

B: You have to squeeze in time to study.

B: Step by step, you will develop beautiful writing.

A: Take 10 minutes a day to read a Tang poem.

B: That. I can read 300 songs a year.

A: From this point of view, as long as you are good at using your time, it is not difficult to learn.

B: Right. A: Not only that, but cherishing time can prolong your life!

B: In that case, let's stop grinding here and prolong our lives.

A: Okay, let's get out of the game!