Ask for a good 200 points for a sketch

Father: Son, it's the New Year, let's go and paste the Spring Festival couplets. I'll stick the upper link first, and when you paste the lower link, you can help me see it below, and the upper and lower links should be the same height. If the lower link is lower than the upper link, you say 'high promotion', and if the lower link is higher than the upper link, you say 'get rich'.

Son: Okay.

After the father posted the upper link, he held the lower link and showed it to his son, but the son did not speak after waiting for a long time.

Father: Rabbit cub, my arm is sore, why don't you speak?

Son: Dad, you are neither high nor rich, just right!

The father wanted to ask for an auspicious word during the New Year, but he didn't expect his son to say this, so he was so angry that he gave his son two feet.

A: Yesterday there was a big incident in our school, do you know?

B: I don't know.

A: It's scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost ran out of pees.

B: Ah! What is so scary? Tell me about it!

A: You have to listen to me start slowly.

B: Don't sell it.

A: It happened yesterday at 9:59:60 a.m. ......

B: Hey, you said 10 o'clock and it's over!

A: At that time, Mr. Zhou was teaching our class. The students listened very attentively and carefully. The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a needle falling on the ground, but unfortunately no one was carrying a needle at that time.

B: Ahem! A: At this moment, sitting by the window, I saw several teachers on campus, looking up at the sky with interest. After a while, several people were gathered. After a while, dozens more people were around. After a while, a few hundred more people gathered around.

B: Wait, how can we have so many teachers in our school?

A: Heh, the latter seems to be a first-grader.

B: You can see it clearly!

A: Teacher Zhou is staring at me, can I see clearly!

B: Tell me, what's going on?

A: I also looked up, but there was a floor slab above my head, and there was nothing.

B: Nonsense. Say it! What's going on?

A: I saw the sky overcast, there was no sun, and there were no stars.

B: Why are you talking so much nonsense!

A: At this moment, in the sky, suddenly, it didn't seem to be thunder.

B: What? Is it an airplane**?

A: No. B: Was it an American rocket crash?

A: No. B: Did the aliens hit the telephone pole?

A: Not really.

B: Oh, come on, you're in a hurry to kill me!

A: Time passes by second. At this moment, the sky fell, and guess what?

B: I guess?

A: No. It's smaller than that.

A: Smaller.

B: A coal truck?

A: Small dots. B: Carriage?

A: No matter how small. B: Bikes?

A: Not true. What do you think about eating?

B: Did you say it earlier? - Whooper swans?

A: No, it contains moisture.

B: Big winter melon?

A: A little bit of a door, a little bit smaller.

B: Watermelon? A: Smaller.

B: Tomatoes?

A: Small dots. B: Oranges?

A: Small dots. B: Grapes?

A: Smaller.

B: Still young? I can't guess!

A: Stupid, it's ......

B: What exactly?

A: It's raining.

B: Ah, it's raining!

The sketch is dead, and there is something to burn paper.

Something like this.

Xiao Ming meets Xiao Qiang on the road, and Xiao Qiang asks Xiao Ming to help him find a junior student to blackmail.

They approached Xiao Zhao (a junior student) and asked him for pocket money.

Xiao Zhao had no money on him, but he told Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiang that Xiao Li had 10 yuan on him.

Then the three of them went to find Xiao Li, who had studied martial arts and was a friend of Xiao Zhao.

Then Xiao Li and Xiao Zhao defeated Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiang, and the teacher appeared to praise Xiao Zhao.

game over .

Self-created, see and laugh.

Grandma Wang, how much did you buy this thing?

-Go! Can this be said to be bought? Those who do not respect the Bodhisattva will be punished! This gotta say please!

- Oh, Grandma Wang, how much did you pay for this bodhisattva?

-Cough! That's the, Bamao! "Please Bodhisattva".

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