Describe the society is very realistic, funny jokes in real life

It's yours, it's yours. The tighter you hold it, the easier it is to lose it. We worked hard, cherished, and had a clear conscience. Leave the rest, to fate.

3.Time will not stop waiting for you, and every day we live now is the youngest day of the rest of our lives.

4.Growing old is not the same as maturity, real maturity lies in seeing through.

5.There are some things that you can't get around and you avoid now, and you will spend ten times as much energy to face them in the future.

6.The older the time, the weaker the hearts of the people. People who once said that they would live and die together will not get along with each other in the end.

7.People who understand me don't need me to explain, people who don't understand me don't need to explain.

8.I slowly learned that persistence is not necessarily victory, and giving up is not necessarily admitting defeat.

Give yourself a roundabout space, learn to think, learn to wait, learn to adjust. There are no assumptions in life, the present is everything. Those who can't carry their backs are put down; Those who can't afford to hurt are looked down upon; If you can't figure it out, you don't want to; I can't hate it, but I soothed it.

9.Society is very simple, and it is people who are complex.

10.Life is not only about eating and drinking at the moment, but also about the cost of travel and accommodation in distant places.

11.You can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

12.There is always a shadow between ideals and reality, between motives and behaviors.

13.Instead of you pretending to be mature and calculating, I should pretend to be childish and heartless.

14.It's better to think about how to make yourself better first, don't expect to meet the right person all day long, you are still too young, even if you do, you can't catch it.

15.When you can't let go, think more about how the other person put you down.

16.Being mean-mouthed and humorous are two different things, being open-mouthed and being frank are two different things, being uneducated and being casual are two different things, and being undisciplined and upright are two different things.

I have a friend who has been a little bit of a back-of-the-ear since he was a child, and he is lazy and doesn't pick out his ear droppings, and he's afraid that he will dig out the problem himself. So, his mother told him, "You can't pick out your ears, because you will be deaf."

He has been convinced of this for more than ten years, and when he saw someone plucking his ears, he felt that there was something wrong with that person's braincase, and then he also had a little doubt, but there was one thing that made him completely believe his mother's words - he had a classmate who liked to clean (the kind that plucked his ears two or three times a week) that classmate usually digs at home, and once he digs it at school. It happened to be seen by my friend, and that classmate was picking his ears too often, so there was a problem with his eardrum. He hadn't plucked his ears for fifteen years, and because there was too much earwax in the back, his ears were plugged, and he was in pain, and he didn't dare to dig them, so he endured it for a month, because it hurt too much, he told his mother, and he went to surgery for this, and he screamed and cried before the operation.

When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers, and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Needless to say, it's time to cook for my daughter-in-law.

Classic funny quotes that reflect the real society, for example:

1. Silence is as good as ever, peace is like plain, time is like water, always speechless, if you are well, it is a sunny day.

2. Living with laughter is a lifetime, and living crying is also a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, let's live with a smile.

3. Those passing years, those bumpy, those sorrows, at a certain crossroads, have been settled and relaxed.

4. Listen attentively, breathe deeply, fireworks rain, pear blossom moon, send a wisp of wind to the soul, away from the hustle and bustle.

5. Conscience is the most fair judge for everyone, you can deceive others, but you can never deceive your own conscience.

1. Zhumen wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road.

2. Slowly discover that to love someone is to destroy your original self.

3. When people change their minds, they don't brake at all.

4. The ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny.

5. I don't know how many people in the world are lazy about their lives in order to evacuate.

6. Friends make friends with their hearts, and parents use their lives to be filial.

7. Fools are always imitating and grandstanding, while smart people are often peaceful and humble and live in the moment.

8. Brothers will always have friction, and friends will always be smooth.

9. There are too many helplessness in life, and there are too many restrictions in reality.

10. Don't forget your lofty ideals because of a setback.

11, weird is too young, I can't see whether it's a person or a dog.

12. Youth is used to make mistakes. And maturity is used to correct mistakes.

13. You're not nostalgic for the past, you're just not having a good time now.

15. Facing bravely may not be successful, but if you don't face it, you will definitely not succeed. 16. The strong are not without tears, but they can run forward with tears.

17. Don't say that life hurts you, life doesn't even know who you are.

18. Dreams will not run away, and the one who will run away will always be yourself.

19. I'm not a sentimental person, but why do you always make me go against my personality.

20. Attitude is everything. Details determine success or failure, and habits make life.

21. Don't be too nice to me, so I can't tell whether it's friendship or love.

22. I can take you to the wind and water, and I can also make you infamous.

23. Emotions are demons, if you don't control it, it will devour you.

24. You are clamoring to live a brilliant life, but in the end, you are just ordinary and ordinary.

25. If life is a beautiful piece of music, then pain is an indispensable note.

26. Accumulating virtue and doing good deeds often do not lead to a good death, and murder and arson will promote officials and make a fortune.

27. Life should be like this, leave your troubles to time, write joy on your face, and bury love in your heart.

28. The relationship between people begins with the five senses and ends with the three views. 29. The cruelty of reality refers to those unsatisfactory things that happen because of the necessities of life.

30. To gain reason, there must be a high price, and it must come at the cost of youth.

31. Leave tears to the person who hurts you the most, and leave a smile to the person who hurts you the most.

32. Why are most of the street lamps warm-colored, probably to warm everyone who returns late.

33. Life has forced me to look like a man, how to tell me to go to the bird again.

34. There is no permanent marriage, only a junior who does not work hard.

35. Climbers who aim to reach the top of the peak will not revel in a certain footprint along the way.

Thank you for reading the above very realistic talk, and I like to remember to collect.