How many unique skills do you have?

I can blow bubbles with saliva, the secret is to make a bubble on the tip of my tongue, and then blow the air to blow this bubble out, this is what my mother taught me, my mother can blow one every five seconds, I am not good enough, I can only blow one in half a minute, this kind of saliva bubble, not to spit half a bubble on the mouth, is a bubble that can fly out.

What gargle only takes half a glass of water, drip irrigation hand washing, face wash water to wash feet, put a brick or a cola bottle in the toilet tank, don't ask me how I know, you won't understand the experience of having a super water-saving mother. ”

Our math teacher is very fierce, he never allows anyone to sleep in class, I doze off in his class, but he just can't find me, I doze off as soon as I go to class, three minutes before each class, I will wake up by myself, my classmates say I am a clock.

Let me talk about my mother's unique stunt, when I was young, I slept with my mother, at that time, the skin was very dishonest when I slept, and then my mother would pinch me with her toes, my mother's toes were particularly flexible and powerful, and could even be twisted, and special! Other! Hurt!

During the summer of my sophomore year, I was alone in the lab, and there weren't many people in the whole school, so most of the takeaways were closed. So for a whole month, I ordered the same kind of food from the same takeaway, so that when I called for takeout later, I only said the word "hey", and the other party said "I know" and hung up**, and the takeaway was delivered half an hour later.

I've met a lot of spiritual babies, and when I got close to him, I could feel that he was very hot without physical contact, and as a result, his mother picked her up, and her clothes were really wet behind her back.

When I was a freshman in high school, the broken computer healed itself without any repairs, and since then I have been convinced that these electronic devices are spiritual. So every time there was something wrong with the machine, I squatted down, hugged the host, and comforted: Don't worry, don't worry, it will be fine, I believe in you.

Then give a strong kiss on the monitor. It was then that my mother, who was passing by and saw this scene, was convinced that I was suffering from a mental illness.

When I was home alone as a child, I used to watch TV all day and all day. Such a situation dear mother obviously can't stand it. So my mother took the remote control away.

And then I still really want to watch TV, what should I do? I had an idea, and I decided that the button under the TV might have a power on function, so I ran over to experiment. It turned out to be a success!

So this unique stunt is: old-fashioned TV, channel plus and channel subtraction press at the same time, you can switch from standby state to boot state spicy! I've been playing this skill for years, and I especially enjoy watching the owners look at me in shock when someone turns on the TV at someone's house.

I can bark a dog, especially like the kind, the level can be comparable to the husky, I once quarreled with a friend's husky for a long time, the result is that I defeated the husky, with this stunt, I can talk to the dogs, are into a friendly state, 90% of the dogs think I am the big brother, but it seems that there is nothing other than that.

It is said that after being single for a long time, people will become stronger, and of course, sometimes being single will also allow you to practice some unique skills. For example, I have been single for 3 years, and I can buy two cups of milk tea by myself and drink it all, pretending to be two people.