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Anonymous users2024-02-16talked about the humor of getting fat. 1.That's because I had three meals a day during the Chinese New Year, and suddenly I couldn't stand eating only vegetable salad!
2.God is fair. He gave you an ugly face, and he will definitely give you a home without money.
3. Small sentences that can be signed, full of personality! 4. Every time I take toner, I will pump myself a few times! Hope to shoot a little.
5. Life is like this, a wave is not settled, and a wave rises again. Treat allergies in spring and oil in summer, treat hair loss in autumn and dry in winter, get rid of acne and wrinkles and old age, and then fight obesity for the rest of your life. 6.
When Chinese New Year's Eve arrives, keep a good mood and welcome a better tomorrow! 7.I miss the days when I was a kid and I had to reach out to get money.
Not anymore. I had to kneel on the road and stretch my hand. 8.
The bells of spring are ringing, and the steps of the new year are in full swing. I wish the bell of the New Year, ring the note of happiness in your heart, and luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you in the sail!
9.After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally stopped beating. 10.
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Anonymous users2024-02-15The humorous sentence of the New Year's fat three catties is as follows:1. I'm still trying to move forward with such obesity.
2. The cute me is back, and I'm even cuter after I get fat.
3. The Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow, and his body was called to search for a healthy posture, and everyone gained weight after the year.
4. Whether to eat or not, what to eat, and to gain weight after eating. Change the beat.
5. I'm definitely not the only one who gets fat, meat, I want to eat meat.
6. The poor have a peaceful heart, and the fat one is concentrated.
7. The face has been fat several times, and the fat face looks blessed with the blessing of the past, and strives to make his life more complete.
8, this is also delicious, I also want it, the Chinese New Year is time to gain weight again, so sad.
9. Winter is coming, and we all have to eat fat, so that it won't be cold.
10, the meat grows the meat, don't look at it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-14Talk about the humor of the New Year's fat:
1, this is also delicious, I also want to close my high, it's time to gain weight again during the New Year, so sad.
2, I really don't want to go around to pay New Year's greetings anymore, the first sentence of the meeting is that I'm fat and fat, and I can't refute it, after all, I'm here to eat your rice today.
3. I really want to buy clothes, bags, shoes, and mobile phones, but I have gained several pounds.
4. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, having no object, and lacking money.
5. When I bite the inner muscles of my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realize whether I am fat or not.
6. Sell me by the pound, I can support Wang Sicong.
7. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being rich, and women are afraid of being fat.
8. I hope that all things are as simple as gaining weight.
9. My mother's cooking has defeated my determination to ** again and again!
10. Who said that I was as black as dust and fat, and I killed him.
11. My mother thinks I'm fat and asks me to go to the gym tomorrow, I take a look at my little arm and feel incorrigibly fat.
12. As the saying goes, sooner or later, you have to pay it back when you come out to mix, and if you eat too much supper, you will have to gain weight sooner or later to pay it back.
13. Other people report their figures in three measurements, and you only need to report a diameter.
14. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is also thinner than you.
15. I found a strange phenomenon, after controlling my weight for a period of time, even if I eat normally, I don't get fat, and I stabilized, which is good!
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