Are there any funnier poems that are mixed up?

1.When I left home and returned to my eldest child, An could tell that I was a male and a female. [Hard-working people, what have you been through all these years?] ]

2.Red crisp hands, yellow vine wine, two yellow orioles singing green willows. Outside the long pavilion, on the side of the ancient road, a line of egrets went up to the blue sky [such an artistic conception, only Chinese can do it.

3.Dreaming of juvenile things in the middle of the night, but dreaming of idlers does not dream of kings. [People are looking for you to mess with you?] ]

4.By asking where the restaurant is, Hanshan Temple outside the city of Gusu. [Don't talk nonsense!] ]

5.Luoyang relatives and friends asked each other, the light boat has passed the ten thousand mountains. [Owe someone money?] Running fast enough! ]

6.When the grandmother heard that the girl was coming, she raised her body and went to Qingchi. When my sister heard that her sister was coming, she hung the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that his sister was coming, the pipa stopped and he was late. [This girl, you have a really bad character.] ]

7.In heaven, I wish to be a winged bird, and fly separately when disaster comes. [You two are a good match.]

8.The beauty rolls the bead curtain, and the traces of thousands of people disappear. The apes on both sides of the strait couldn't stop crying, and the frogs were startled. [Is this still a beauty?!]]

9.persuaded Jun to have a glass of wine, and Xiao Lang was a passerby from then on. [So heartless?] ]

10.Once bitten by a snake, I heard birds crying everywhere. [I'm scared.] ]11.Back then, Xiao Qiao got married, which made me unhappy! [When someone gets married, you're a happy fart.]

12.The dying sat up in shock, and asked with a smile where the guest had come from. [Fake sickness!] ]

13.The chariot is chariote, the horse is Xiaoxiao, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors. [Jiafu organizes a spring outing?] ]

14.The hall was full of 3,000 guests, and none of them were bosom friends. [Geniuses are all lonely].

15.He sat up in shock in the dying illness, and returned to his sister-in-law in the middle of the night. [You.] What do you want to do?!]

16.There was nowhere to find the iron shoes, but the man was in the dim light. [Should you be glad or depressed!] ]

If the two love for a long time, a red apricot will come out of the wall.

The merchant girl didn't know the hatred of the country, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

After a long time, a red apricot came out of the wall.

The old man chatted about the madness of youth, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

The small buckle firewood was not opened for a long time, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and a red apricot has come out of the wall.

Parking and sitting in love with the maple forest at night, a branch of red apricot out of the wall.

Heng Mei coldly pointed at Qianfu, and a red apricot came out of the wall.

The flowers bloom and fold straight, and a red apricot comes out of the wall.

Looking back and smiling, a red apricot came out of the wall.

The sweatshirt outside the city of Gusu was wet, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

Dongfeng does not have a chance with Zhou Lang, and a red apricot comes out of the wall.

The spring breeze is proud, and a red apricot comes out of the wall.

Helplessly, the flowers fell, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

There are friends from afar, although they are far away, they will be punished

|Engage in cos actor Yang Lai Daxia: The source dog who sells tofu sings|The funny wind is coming, the rain is coming, Yang Daxia doesn't go to cos, and runs all over the street with tofu on his back.

Acting in the show, it was too painful, the director was furious, and Yang Daxia became two hundred and five.

Making tofu is the safest, Yang Daxia counts the money until it is soft.

A minute, a corner, counting the day of joy.

Selling tofu, so comfortable, always on the dog leash.

Someone buys it hard and sells it as dried tofu.

Make a rare person to want, and sell it into a tofu brain.

It is more comfortable to make it thin and more comfortable, and it is marketed into tofu skin.

It's not strange to do it, and sell it as soy milk.

Do stinky and not bitter, and sell it into stinky tofu.

The husband and wife were originally birds of the same forest, and they flew separately in the face of great difficulties.

I won't ride, I will only make it up.

Goose goose goose, bent neck cut with a knife. Pluck the feathers, add some water, light the fire and cover the pot. Hey hey