Are there any roommates around you who make you feel funny?

When I was in college, a roommate in the dormitory shouted at the computer every night, and immersed himself in his own world with headphones, feeling very hi and with a very rich expression on his face. However, in fact, his voice really didn't dare to compliment, and his expression looked very funny, and sometimes he couldn't help laughing, and immediately pretended to watch ** and see the funny plot.

Let me share the true story of my roommate, first of all, the head of the house, my head of the house is a fat man with a slightly chubby body but smart skills, he doesn't know what to eat every day, he must fall asleep for a minute every night, and he will definitely let out a few farts, which is the kind of person who will turn when they are connected together. Secondly, one of my roommates, known as the Big Iron Basin, would sleep at night and talk in his sleep, sometimes yelling and swearing, sometimes singing English songs. Then, this roommate is our boss, who likes to grind his teeth when he sleeps, and is in the women's hospital, but he always asks others to help him find a partner.

Finally, let's talk about me, I'm normal, handsome, tall and slender, known as a beautiful young man with a thousand faces.

In my sophomore year, because the number of male students in the class was small, it was not enough to allocate two dormitories, so I and two other classmates had to form a dormitory with other majors. As a result, a freshman guy came later, and the next day came two big brothers who specialized in upgrading to a bachelor's degree. On the first day of our visit, we both went to class.

Only the freshman guy met. Then the two eldest brothers went to drink and talk, and they met too late. By the time I received the guy ** in the evening, the two eldest brothers were already drunk and unconscious.

I went back to help push the two back to the dormitory. The sixth floor, two fat brothers. It's really the power of nine cows and two tigers, and the eight wildernesses and six combinations are the only ones I respect.

The following scenes, everyone can fantasize to their heart's content. I vomited all over the bed, and I lay on it and went back to sleep. The buddy on the top bunk fell twice in a row.

One night, the rest of us slept with the lights on, for fear that something might happen.

My dormitory is a six-person dormitory, and almost every one of the six people has their own unique personality, creating a legendary dormitory that makes the dormitory extraordinary in their own hearts. There's always a top student. Study very seriously, in each exam, to the brothers to focus on the question, so that every roommate can successfully pass the exam without failing the subject.

Bedridden. Seeing that he was going to be late, everyone else hurriedly washed up, and he was very calm, what to go, this class is not going, the teacher remembers to answer me by name, or lie to me about the medicine for a cold or something, give me specific free play, don't forget to bring me food when you come back. Sporty.

She loves to play basketball and run.

When I was in college, we had a very funny roommate in the dormitory, and he was even funnier than a cross talk actor. Very lively, very cheerful people. Everyone likes him very much, and they feel that being with this kind of person is very relaxed and pleasant.

Before, I had a dormitory head Li Ming, slightly chubby, kind, very talkative, once a roommate came to Li Ming to borrow a bus card, Li Ming said that he would use it when he went out tomorrow, and the person replied "Can't you use cash" Are you sent by a monkey? It's hilarious.

When I was in high school, there were eight people in a dormitory, and there was a classmate A, who could stink the whole dormitory of us every time I went to the toilet, alas, I don't want to recall. Student B, in order to go to Jay Chou's concert, went to the night market to set up a stall to buy clothes, but he didn't expect to come back and find that he received a fake money of 100 yuan and 50 yuan, and the concert was also lost. Classmate C, I like the Korean group Super Junior very much, I can't miss every episode of the variety show, and I always say that whoever is very handsome and cute, is a little girl.

But the happiest time was in high school, and I miss it very much!

In the part of watching a drama or listening to a song. The storyline touches people's hearts, and it is normal to be inevitably sensational, but the way the roommate expresses himself is to cry or suddenly burst into laughter, startled, happy and worried, we can only express speechlessness; The melodious singing voice makes people feel more energetic, but when the roommate opens his voice, it is simply ruined.

I have a roommate from Hunan who is very funny and often tells us bad jokes.

I have a very funny roommate next to me, and every time she goes back to the dormitory, she has to say that I am back, are you happy?

It's really great that a humorous roommate can handle the relationship between roommates very well and help the dormitory strengthen the bond.

The atmosphere is more harmonious. For college roommates who have more humor, it is very desirable to get along.

What funny things did you do in those years?

4 years of college pass very quickly, we have inadvertently passed two or three years, in fact, in the dormitory we are still very happy, sometimes it will be very funny, in short, companionship is a confession of long-term affection, we have been with each other for so long, we have each other in each other's hearts, if the other party is sad and sad, we will definitely be in front of her to protect her from the wind and rain, and the feelings are slowly accumulated.

1. The roommate received harassment**,**over there "Hello, it's a pleasure to serve you, we launched it this month." Roommate: "I'll tell you!" You're rejoicing too soon!

Hung up the ** with a snap and let out hahaha. 2. The roommate saw another roommate washing her hair in the water room and wanted to use her basin, so she said to her, "Leave your head after washing the basin." The other roommate was stunned for a long time.

Every time this story is revealed, it is a stalk ...... that cannot be passed3. The fish died, and the roommate was very sad and didn't like burial, so he had to be cremated, and then the more he roasted it, the more fragrant it became, and he bought another bottle of beer. 4. I can call 10086 customer service for two hours, and finally I made an appointment with a handsome guy. 5. The roommate has a good review of one yuan for online shopping, and in order to let the seller get cash back early, she said

Hurry up, I'm in dire need of this money. ”

6. The roommate saw another roommate washing her hair in the water room and wanted to use her basin, so she said to her, "Leave your head after washing the basin." The other roommate was stunned for a long time. Every time this story is revealed, it is a stalk ...... that cannot be passed7. The alarm clock she sets can never wake herself up, but it can wake everyone else.

We were all so scared that she would set the alarm clock. 8. My roommate just wore slippers to find slippers, and I helped her find ...... together

I have a roommate who picked up her toothbrush early one morning when she was about to brush her teeth, silently squeezed the toothpaste on the back of the toothbrush, and then looked at it for a long time.

I used to do a lot of cute and funny things, such as using hair dye cream as shampoo when washing my hair, and when washing clothes, there was toilet paper in it, and then the clothes that came out were white.

I had a roommate who used to use shower gel as shampoo to wash his hair, and after washing his hair, he said why it smelled so good. At that time, the whole dormitory was laughing like crazy.

I had a roommate who went to see something sadder than sad and she didn't cry, but when she came out she cried because her new mac pepper was gone.

They're always funny, and sometimes they say something puzzling because they're eating, which I think should be pretty cute.

My whole dormitory and I used to dance lion in the dormitory with quilts and pillow buckets, and we also knocked on the basin, but my aunt raided the political and religious office for a day and stayed overnight for a week.

A lot of actions, such as putting a big word on the floor, pretending to be clever and funny, pretending to be a pig's head, pretending to be a ghost head, etc.

My roommate once had dark chocolate cake all over her teeth, and she opened her mouth like a toothless old lady and the whole dorm room was laughed at to death.

I went to college in the north, and it snowed a lot in the winter, the roads were slippery, and my roommate came out and got a dog to chew on.

Some people are very cute, and sometimes they talk funny, but in short, they are all very good and worth being friends.