What are the humorous moments of friends posted during the menstrual period?

As follows:

1. Now I can't figure out whether I'm hungry or have menstrual cramps, it's too uncomfortable, and the air conditioner is still so low.

2. It's really happy to be a woman, to be able to like women and men. Can have a quiet temperament, and can be bold and free. It can be worn with heavy makeup, and it can be beautiful and pure.

It can be a luxurious long skirt, and it can be athletic and casual. Able to work in the workplace and be an expert in home furnishing. It's my period today.

3. I feel like I'm about to menstruate, and nothing is pleasing to the eye, so I have to take care of myself and think more about good things.

4. It seems to have become a habit to record this daily life. I still have my period today. I don't dare to take medicine, it's good not to take medicine, you can delay it for two days.

Today I am a little tired, sleepy, and weak. I really want to take a hot bath and make myself beautiful. Persist in persevering, hope is at hand, and hope that everything will be fine.

5. Today is simple, I woke up with pain and couldn't stand it and went to the hospital, and I was burned again in the afternoon, and the burns were uncomfortable and I went out to buy scald cream, but I was chased by the dog in the community.

1. Maybe it's about to menstruate, maybe it's a plateau, I really like sweet carbs, I have to hold back.

2. The menstrual period is really my eternal nightmare, cramping in the toilet and squatting in the toilet to almost live in it.

3. Menstruation, stomach pain, cold, runny nose and fever, general weakness may be death.

4. You never understand the feeling of helplessness when a girl has menstrual cramps.

5. It's really not easy to get menstruation, but I have stomach pain, back pain, leg pain, and a headache today!

6. The low back pain of menstruation is more difficult than the stomach pain, and the whole waist is about to break.

7. Menstrual stomach pain? Only you are a woman! In this way, only my own mother can say it face-to-face.

8. It is impossible for everyone to feel the pain of others, just like a man never knows the taste of menstrual cramps in his aunt.

9. Why do you want to vomit when you have menstruation? Stomach pain doesn't matter anymore, I really can't feel vomiting!

10. Menstrual cramps are like Xuanmai chewing gum, full of pain and ridiculously long. What's more, you can't stop at all!

11. Some people say that if you give birth to a child, you won't have menstrual cramps, so let's give birth to one!

12. Do you know what dysmenorrhea feels like, that is, it is impossible to tell whether it is dysmenorrhea or.

13. When I menstruate alone, I will have back pain, stomach pain, back pain, and then I can't eat and want to vomit all the time?

14. Originally, my aunt and I would get along well. But dysmenorrhea, this little three, should be in the middle.

15. The whole month of September really began to decline, seasonal allergies, the whole eye is congested and can't be opened, dysmenorrhea, arthritis, and I want to die.

16. My eyes were black due to menstrual pain, and I almost fainted after finding that I was stuck in the trisomy about to fall.

Month after month, season after season, year after year. Hi though.

Visiting relatives and friends, although I like to visit relatives. Some are annoying, some are annoying, but I don't dare to say it yet, and I have to serve you well.

Eat lightly and keep your mood happy.

When my aunt tortured me, I thought I was a girl.

It's like a big river flowing eastward.

Broken intestines, during menstruation.

Every woman will have a few days a month, always hoping that it will leave quickly, but afraid that it will not come.

1.Relatives visited, and refused to make an appointment for dinner.

The humorous circle of friends posted during the menstrual period can humorously express the mood of physiological pain or irritability during the menstrual period, such as the washing machine turning on the drum mode in the stomach; The stomach seems to have been run over by someone driving an excavator, and Lan Xiang graduated; The most free and easy person in the world is the eldest aunt, who can come and go when she wants.

1. In the future, when you have menopause, you have to have a party to celebrate!

2. The washing machine has the drum mode turned on in the stomach.

3. If I don't come to my aunt, I won't have menstrual cramps, and I think I will be very willing to be a girl in my next life.

4, the stomach seems to have been run over by someone driving an excavator, or Lan Xiang graduated!

5. The most free and easy person in the world is the eldest aunt, who can come and go when she wants to go.

6. Girls who don't have menstrual cramps probably saved the galaxy in their last life.

7. When you come, you are irritable, and when you go, you are relaxed.

8. Menstrual cramps are not a disease, but they kill people.

9. My monthly traffic has arrived!

1. No one can be held accountable for your great aunt's mania.

2. There is hot sweat on the top and hot blood on the bottom.

3, "How can I be willing to be mediocre when my blood is boiling", "I talk about people", "My aunt is here".

4. It's like a big river flowing eastward.

5. I'm worried that you won't come, and I'm afraid that you won't come.

6. Tonight, the stomach is under construction, please detour.

7. Menstrual cramps are not a disease, but they kill people.

8. My monthly traffic arrives.

9. Menstrual cramps are not a disease, but they kill when they hurt.

10. It was as if he had made a hole in his knee with an awl.

11. I heard that girls who don't have menstrual cramps were angels in their last life.

12. In the future, you must have a party to celebrate.

13. I am already suffering a lot, so I can't stand half of the grievances.

14. Girls who don't have menstrual cramps probably saved the galaxy in their last life.

15. When you come, you are irritable, and when you go, you are relaxed.

16. When my aunt tortured me, I really felt that I was a girl.

17. The washing machine has the drum mode turned on in the stomach.

18. When you come, you are irritable, and when you go, you are relaxed.

19. Now sanitary napkins have risen by ten yuan a pack! My aunt can't afford to come!

20, the stomach seems to have been run over by someone driving an excavator, and Lan Xiang graduated.

21. What is the heart like a knife?

22. The pain is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there are still people around you who sneer and say that you are pretending.

23. I am already suffering a lot, so I can't stand half of the grievances.