Humorous circle of friends to talk about what

1. Who said I would only eat? People are good at ordering takeout!

2. The weight of two people is not in the same order of magnitude, how can they be friends, and they can't play on a seesaw.

3. Opportunities are like a hair on the bald head, if you grab it, you will seize it, and if you can't grasp it, it will be gone.

4. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

5. It's cold, if you can't give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

6. People must not treat themselves badly when they live, such as **This thing is too far away from me, or it is more practical to eat meat in the bowl.

7. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I was, and I was silent for a while and said to him: It's good if you're happy.

8. Trying not to love someone is much harder than trying to love someone.

9. If you can't blush your eyes when you say goodbye, can you let me blush your face?

10. I look too fat, but I am actually swollen by life.

11. The road you choose can't be finished on your knees, so it's better to stand up and take a taxi.

12. I am still a little short of "being able to endure hardship", and I am one "bitter" short.

13. If you have money, you will lose, and if you don't have money, you will worship God.

14. Obesity is the pain of breathing, the pain of eating KFC, the pain of eating McDonald's, and the pain of even drinking water.

15. If I die, my first words are: Finally, I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

16. As long as I am willing to work hard, there is nothing I can't mess up.

17. Every time I temporarily crammed the Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gave me a kick hard.

18. When I am fat, you will look thin, so that you will not look ugly when I am thin.

19. Don't keep your eyes on the phone for too long, experts say, then the phone will run out of battery.

20. My head hurts so much, someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

21. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and I can't stop it when there is a road.

22. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium to be burned to ashes, you and I will be in a pile, no one knows anyone, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

23. In the past, the mail was very slow, and there was only enough to love one person in a lifetime, but now the network technology is developed, and fifty people can be green a day.

24. In such a cold day, a single dog may be upgraded to a Wang Wang crushed Bingbing.

25. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

26. Obsessive-compulsive disorder is: you must go to the toilet before going to bed, and if you play with your mobile phone after going to the toilet, you will have to go again when you go to bed.

27. It's raining in the city where you live, and I want to ask if you have an umbrella, but I hold back, because I'm afraid that you won't bring it, so I laughed out loud.

28. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

29. Lie down when you fall down.

1. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

2. Every time I face food, I warn myself: "If you eat too much, you will die." "But it turned out that I wasn't afraid of death at all.

3. Drinking with friends at a food stall, I suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home, and instantly gave myself a slap in the face, how can I be distracted by drinking, come on, do one!

4. Others fall in love by looks, routines, and money. And I'm much simpler, relying only on the other party's blindness.

5. I bought a pot of mimosa today, and I was not shy about moving it when I went back, so I asked the boss, and the boss said, "Maybe the pot you bought is shameless."

6. I need a boyfriend now, and then I was green, making me miserable, angry, earning a lot of money, and finally winning the rich and handsome, and going to the peak of life.

7. Everyone else looks good when they laugh, but you are different, you look funny.

8. Why do you remind me that "money is not everything"? I'm not that greedy. I just wanted money, and I didn't expect it to be everything.

9. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temperament, bad personality, bad looks, and the only thing to be proud of is: good digestion!

10. It is suitable to sleep at home on a rainy day, and it is suitable to go out for a walk on a sunny day.

11. I really don't understand how those who only turn what they eat into have to laugh at those who turn what they eat into meat.

12, don't expect **, Bajie walked 108,000 miles and didn't lose weight. Moreover, he is also a vegetarian.

1. I may not be able to lift a hundred catties of stones, but if it is a hundred catties of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

2. I just made a very risky investment, if I succeed, I can earn hundreds of millions of dollars, if I fail, my two dollars will be wasted.

3. I think that the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

5. Some people are well-informed on the surface, but they haven't even seen Peppa Pig behind their backs.

6. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, only the new ones are the best-looking!

7. There is no banquet in the world, but if you have a treat, I can accompany you to eat more.

8. The face is something outside the body, but you don't want it, money is a necessary thing, and you have to ask for it.

9. I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, and it really scared me. It's good to worry about that person, it's strange that you can sell it.

10. People say that companionship is the most affectionate confession, in fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is entanglement.

1, are you there, it's good to be here, someone has stolen pigs recently, I'm afraid you will have an accident.

2. Compare who is handsome with these two fish, and the handsome wheel is tomorrow's dish.

3. The highest level of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the mobile phone, chewing snacks, looking at the TV, and picking at the feet.

4. Don't be smuggling, success should be done in one step, not gluttonous one step to the stomach. Haha, congratulations to you who are dripping mad cow: success in one step to the stomach, don't pretend to be cool when you listen to it.

5. It's so windy outside, and the weather seems to be very bad. The mood is also bad, and the people downstairs are arguing endlessly.

6. Men are affectionate, women are interested, and I'll go when the small light is turned off.

7. I waited for your news for a long time, and the result was a haha, you tell me a joke.

8. Sometimes, I suddenly feel very lonely. No one understands you, no one accompanies you. Occasionally, I go crazy and make trouble, as if I am out of step with this world. The people around us judge Tong Ma, they all have their own lives, and we can never return to the inseparable warmth of the past.

9. Since the beginning of summer, I have been blessed with the grace of the sun, I told the sun that the rain and dew must be even, but the sun just doesn't listen, just shine on me, just shine on me, and shine on me like Bao Zheng.

10. The process of working to earn money is hard, I am happy when I pay my salary, I am happy when I spend money on shopping, and I feel distressed when the money is spent, so it is better to give me your money, I will help you spend it, so as not to make you distressed; I wish you the joy of receiving your salary every day.

1. I want to be a fashion blogger and make the world as earthy as me.

2. I hope to be a rich and interesting person, but I can't do it, just have money.

3. Love small plane, who hits who is confused, love is too extreme, single to keep safe.

4. People who love to talk cool things are estimated to be the reincarnation of wind and oil essence.

5. Every morning when I get up, I take a look at the rich list, if it doesn't have my name on it, I go to work, if there is, I go to the doctor.

7. Tell me when you don't have any money, let me know that I'm not the only one who has no money.

8. There are too many smart people who are successful, and I have to fight for stupidity.

9. Tomorrow I will probably get up early to go for a run, or I may wake up and find that I have won the lottery, and the odds of both happening are about the same.

10. Let me tell you, as long as I can solve it with money, I can't solve anything!