What kind of strange bones have you encountered?

My friend went to Bundy for the first time, and she didn't like the environment very much, so she took her mobile phone and watched it under the DJ stage for two hours**What's even more embarrassing is that the light on her mobile phone is brighter in the dark night, so DJ has been peeking at what she's watching while DJing**.

My roommate didn't get out of bed for three days, and has been staying on it, except for going to the bathroom, it's really eating and drinking on it, and every time I go back to the dormitory, I can see her computer screen shining on her expressionless face, which is super scary, especially when the lights are not turned on.

I am a child of shoes in high school, I like **, I am good at the spiritual victory method written by Lu Xun, the ** method, I have a big dinner to measure my weight, and then I pull Xiang, and then measure it, and exclaim that the sky is a great responsibility. I couldn't help but be amazed.

The blind date took the shaved ice from my hand and ate the biggest fruit in it when I was paying. I spent 7,000 on diamond jewelry with a salary of 3,000, and told me that I didn't buy tens of thousands because someone would buy it in the future. When she was in school, her female classmates all fell in love with the society rather than her classmates because they were rich.

I was asked about my income and even my parents' pension. In the end, when both parties knew that it was hopeless, they asked me to buy flowers and send her home.

I was walking on the road with my roommate, and my roommate picked up a **. Immediately after answering, he told us what had happened to him. One of his classmates called him ** and asked him to send a power bank to his classmate's girlfriend, and her classmate's girlfriend was ready to get on the train at the train station, but the mobile phone and power bank were out of battery.

Asking my roommate to run half the city to deliver a power bank was a hell of a. Won't your girlfriend go buy a new one?

When I was about to get off work, a patient came, and the doctor: Come early for the next visit, we're about to get off work, patient: Are you still off work? The well-deserved accident made me want to greet her ancestors in my heart, the doctor is a man of steel, and he doesn't come from work or eat.

I know a young couple born in the 80s, who have not worked for four years, and they are known as taking care of their children at home. Four years of living by swiping credit cards. The man wears five or six people every day, running the train with his mouth full, this business today and that business tomorrow.

Women show off their flowers every day, buying and buying all kinds of things in the name of children. Seeing others working hard, they don't care about it, and they keep claiming to be upper-class people. As a result, the bank sued them before the credit card bank, and the family, including their elderly parents and hard-earned brother and sister-in-law, paid off their debts for them.

I still feel that I have done nothing wrong and take it for granted.

Watching TV together, one of the post-00s, watched the first part of the 5th episode of Ode to Joy, in which several female white-collar workers took the subway, and suddenly came to such a sentence "The appearance is so high and you have to squeeze the subway, what a scum" After sitting next to me and listening to this sentence, I was stunned.

When I was in college, one of my roommates suddenly came to me one day and wanted to raise some flowers in the dormitory, so I took our dormitory trash can to the dormitory and dug some soil, and pulled a flower in the flower stand that seemed to be a rose seed, which may have been quite boring at the time! I went to help her dig some soil, and when I went back to the dormitory, I was afraid that my aunt would ask, so I squeezed the trash can in the middle and brought it back to the dormitory, and I wanted to laugh every time I remembered it.

When I got on the bus in Xi'an, the brother on the top bunk soaked four barrels in a row, and Master Kong ate and drank two bottles of Hans, and then climbed up to sleep, and then woke up to Shenzhen.

My brother. At a young age, the grades are particularly good.

Seventeen or eighteen-year-olds look like they are in their thirties.

It looks particularly sedate.

Recently, I was thinking about not going to work after graduating from college.

I want to travel around the world while dancing the gods.

One day, when I was running, I felt that my legs were itchy, and then I felt it carefully, and found that it seemed that my flesh was shaking, so I smiled, and then I felt that the more I laughed, the more itchy, and finally I couldn't stop