Jokes adapted from historical stories or idiom stories

I don't know if the new solution of the idiom counts as an idiom joke you say? A few are attached.

Killing chickens and taking eggs: Once upon a time, there was an old hen at home, and this chicken was particularly able to lay eggs, but for a period of time, this chicken did not lay eggs, and it was sick and crooked. The man thought that it would be useless for the chicken to keep it without laying eggs, so he killed the chicken, and when he opened the chicken's belly, he found that the cause of the chicken's illness turned out to be gallstones.

Large and small gallstones are like eggs. When the chicken was killed, it happened that the neighbor's fast-mouthed mother-in-law Xiang Lin came to visit the door. When he saw it, he went around talking about it, saying that this man killed chickens and took eggs, and the rats were blind, and they killed a good old hen that could lay eggs.

Mao Sui self-recommended: Mao Sui is a literary young man, and he often writes small articles to publish on the Internet, but the moderators and netizens don't like the articles he writes, because the articles are too bad. I've been mixing on BBS for a year or two, and there are few people who write articles to reply, and the moderators don't give a "recommendation".

I'm a Great Clown" "Recommended". Writers and moderators laughed at his self-deception, and described it as self-promoting.

Three visits to the thatched house: During the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei wanted to ask Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain to help him fight the world, so he went to Longzhong to invite him. Liu Bei's boss Liu Biao has always been dissatisfied with Liu Bei, and the meals prepared for him on weekdays are all leftovers, this day Liu Bei went to Zhuge Liang after eating and sat down for a while, his stomach began to hurt, and he went to the toilet three times after a while, Zhuge Liang thought that Lao Liu was not in good health today, and he came to see me with his relatives and relatives, and he was very moved, so he went out of the mountain.

Toilets are also called thatched houses, thatched toilets, and thatched houses in rural areas. So later generations described this allusion as an idiom to look at the thatched house.

Wangmei quenched his thirst: Cao Cao once marched to fight, and the soldiers were very tired when they walked, and they had no spirit or fighting spirit. Cao Cao lied to them and said:

There is a plum village in front, there is a Miss Mei in the plum village, she is beautiful and beautiful, whoever is the first to arrive at the battlefield, I will marry Miss Mei to him as a wife. When the soldiers heard this, they all came to their senses, and their saliva flowed down one by one. Finally arrived at Guandu at the specified time and defeated Yuan Shao, and later generations called this allusion to Wangmei to quench her thirst.

Wait for the rabbit. Someone in the Song country raised a litter of pigs, and in winter the pigs were afraid of the cold, so the Song people put a lot of grass in the pigsty to keep the pigs out of the cold. A rabbit ran into the pigsty in the middle of the night to steal the grass from the pigsty, but because it was dark and could not see, he accidentally fell into the pig manure tank next to the pigsty and drowned.

The next day, the Song people were very happy to see the dead rabbit, so they stayed by the pigsty every day, hoping that one day another rabbit would steal the grass in the pigsty and drown in the pig manure tank. This is the origin of guarding the pig and waiting for the rabbit, the pig and the plant are fake words, so the history books also call the pig and the rabbit for the rabbit.

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The 20 historical story idioms are as follows:Wangmei quenches thirst, brainstorming, lying on the salary and tasting gall, fighting against the water, encircling Wei to save Zhao, bearing the guilt of Jing, talking on paper, returning to Zhao after completion, the grass and trees are soldiers, pointing to the deer as a horse, the lips are dead and the teeth are cold, Mao Sui self-recommendation, retreating, an imitation of the state drumming, the bird of the frightened bow, the three chapters of the law, the old should be strong, the more the merrier, go to the meeting alone, and make a comeback.

Among them, the brainstorming historical idiom story is: During the Three Kingdoms period, after the death of Liu Bei, the lord of Shu, Liu Chan succeeded to the throne, and the big and small affairs of Shu were handled by Prime Minister Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang's prestige is very high, but he is not arrogant and often pays attention to the opinions of his subordinates.

Some of his subordinates objected to this, believing that it was an attempt to gather the wisdom and opinions of the people and to listen to a wide range of useful suggestions.

Idiom stories are about three chapters to form sentences1. The new homeroom teacher, Mr. Zhang, and we have three chapters of the law.

2. Before we begin, we might as well start with the three chapters of the law.

3. As soon as Liu Bang arrived in Guanzhong, he immediately agreed with the people of Guanzhong for three chapters.

4. If they are not married, they have agreed on three chapters of the law, and the family affairs will be shared equally after marriage.

5. The three chapters of the Spring and Autumn Brushwork are suddenly clear.

The historical allusions of idiom stories have a drum, embattled, looking at plums to quench thirst, painting the ground as a prison, and being infamous.

1. Go all at once.

It is an idiom of Wang Huai socks in the historical story, which was first published in "Zuo Chuan: Ten Years of Zhuang Gong". The original meaning is that when the first drums of war are sounded in battle, morale is the highest, which is a metaphor for taking advantage of the momentum to muster up enthusiasm and finish the work in one go. In sentences, it is mainly used as a predicate and a definite, with a positive meaning.

2. Embattled.

It is an idiom, which first came from Han Sima Qian's "Historical Records: Xiang Yu Benji". It refers to the mountain song of Chu that sounded in all directions, which is a metaphor for being attacked on all sides and isolated. It has a derogatory meaning and is generally used as a definite sentence in a sentence.

In such an embattled situation, he really didn't have much confidence that he would be able to rush out.

3. Wangmei Minghuai quenches thirst.

It is an idiom that evolved from fables, and the idiom first came from "The World Says New Words: False". It refers to imagining Merlin, quenching his thirst by flowing saliva, and metaphorically soothing himself from unrealistic fantasies. It is a linkage structure, which is mainly used as an object, a definite sentence, etc. in a sentence.

The era of quenching thirst with plum blossoms and painting bread to satisfy hunger has long passed, and people want to listen to the truth.

4. Draw the ground as a prison.

It is an idiom in Chinese, from the Western Han Dynasty Sima Qian's "Book of Reporting to Shaoqing". It means drawing a circle on the ground as a prison, and metaphorically allowing only movement within a designated area. Its own structure is linked, and it can be used as a predicate and object in a sentence.

5. Notoriety.

It is an idiom that is ** in historical stories, and the relevant allusions of the idiom first came from Sima Qian's "Historical Records: The Biography of Meng Tianlie" in the Western Han Dynasty. It means that the metaphor has a very bad reputation, and can be used as a predicate, a definite, an object, a complement in a sentence, and has a derogatory meaning.