How can you humorously reply to someone who doesn t reply to your message? Try these funny sentences

When chatting with girls, for various reasons, sometimes girls just deliberately don't reply to your messages, which makes you feel an awkward situation.

1.I finished eating a 5-pound watermelon, but you still haven't replied to my message. It's not that I've waited too long, it's that the watermelon is too small.

2.I reply to your message in seconds, and you reply to me in cycles.

3.You don't message me right now because you don't know me, and when you know me, you're madly in love with me.

4.I thought I could get my information back with the money, but when I got my salary of 800 yuan this month, I realized that it was a lie.

6.Little fairy.

You're so perfect that you won't even reply to my messages. The small profit is that you are too cold.

7.Don't reply to my messages lightly. Can't you just scold me politely?

8.I stole a police car to rent just to buy a phone that would allow you to get my messages back. It seems that I have been deceived by the person who bought the phone again. Alas.

9.People ask me what kind of wife I want to find. I originally wanted to say find a wife who could return my information, but in the end I became a rich woman.

10.I had a blind date this weekend. Do you have time to accompany me?

11.Drove a Bentley yesterday.

When I went to steal the manhole cover, I was thinking, how hard do you want me to return my information?

12.Little fairy, you don't have to think about whether you are not worthy of me. You just need to message me back, and we can be each other's angels.

This situation may be because the girl doesn't like you and wants to embarrass you; It could also be that the girl is testing whether you really want to pursue her. In either case, as long as chasing a girl is not explicitly rejected, don't give up easily! When she doesn't reply to your messages, try to humorously reply to the girl with these hilarious and embarrassing sentences above!

First sentence: I waited and waited, but I still couldn't wait for your reply. Second sentence: Now pick up your phone, type "1", and press the send button. Sentence 3: If you can reply to me, I will bring you good luck.

ridiculed whether the other party was doing something, so he couldn't reply to himself and find a step for himself.

You can ask him in a joking tone. You can say, is it because the phone is out of battery? Can't see my message to you? It can also be said that if you don't reply to me, then I will ignore you.

1. Remember to bring me some souvenirs when you came back from Mars.

4. I pinched my fingers, you should have gone to visit Chang'e, and I also know: the lunar signal is not good.

Smile5. Do you feel bitter when you eat Coptis chinensis?

9. There is a kind of information called, which can not be read back.

Smiley10. What is even more sad than waiting for your message is that you are updating the news but not replying to my message.

13. Is it the paralysis of alcohol or the beauty of my sister? Is it the obsession of the game or the charming first love?

If the other party doesn't reply to the message, how should you tease him humorously, first of all, look at the relationship between you, if it's a buddy who is particularly familiar, or a girlfriend type, if the matter is more urgent, call him ** first, and then ask him about the teacher after dealing with the urgent matter.

1. You are someone he doesn't care about at all, and he doesn't want to give you back.

There are really so many people, you send him WeChat, he really saw it for the first time, but he is completely indifferent to you, he doesn't want to chat with you at all, and he doesn't want to have anything to do with you. So when he saw it, he didn't see it at all, and he didn't bother to talk to you at all. Such a person doesn't take you seriously at all.

2. The message you sent has no substance, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't reply.

Sometimes you send a message to someone, maybe it's **, or just some kind of message that is there, and there is no substance at all. When others see such a message, they will feel that it can be replied to or not, so people will not be bother to reply to you. If you want someone to reply to your message, you'd better just say the thing.

3. He glanced at it and was busy with other things, but forgot to reply to you.

There will also be a situation where after you send a message, he receives your message and reads your message. He was about to reply to you after seeing it, but all of a sudden, something diverted his attention, and he went straight to something else, and then forgot to reply to your message.

4. The message you sent made him very confused, and he didn't know what to do.

In life, you must have encountered such a situation, that is, when you receive some messages, you also want to reply, but you think about it for a long time, and you really don't know how to reply. You will be like this, and others will be like this, because they don't know how to get back to you, so they simply don't reply.

Such cases are rare, but they do happen. For example, if there is a problem with his mobile phone, for example, something bad happened to him, and he didn't receive it at all, or didn't see it, the WeChat you sent to him. He didn't see it, and of course there was really no way to reply to your WeChat.

1. You can say, "Are you busy, why don't you reply to my message?" This will not embarrass the other person and will not lose humor.

2. You can say, are you busy eating, and if you don't reply to my messages, are you eating? This will not embarrass the other person and will not lose humor. 3. You can say, are you eating , are you eating if you don't reply to my message, so that you will not embarrass the other party and lose humor.

4. You can say, are you eating , are you eating if you don't reply to my messages, so that you will not embarrass the other party and lose humor. 5. You can say, are you eating, are you eating if you don't reply to my messages, so that it will not embarrass the other party and lose humor, but also make the other party feel that you are a person with a lot of humor.

My dear, who are you flirting with again, and there has been no movement all day,