Very humorous birthday wishes, the simplest and most humorous birthday wishes

1. I will hold a blessed half-head brick in my hand and slap it at the door of your happy brain, so that you can turn out of the full fortune star and faint in the happy cake. Happy birthday to you.

2. White cakes and bright candles will be celebrated for you today; Years of friendship, a few blessings, this moment for your blessings; Happy birthday to you! I wish you eternal happiness!

3. Light the candlelight of the birthday and ignite the hope of happiness; Taste the birthday cake and taste the taste of happiness; Accept birthday wishes, accept the beauty of wishes: Happy Birthday!

4. It is said that meteors can respond to requests, if I can, I am willing to wait under the night sky, and wait for a star to be moved by me and fall on your pillow with my blessings. Happy Birthday to you!

5. In this life, you are a friend, life hand in hand, through a happy childhood, through an ignorant teenager, through a colorful every day, thank God for giving you to me, happy birthday friend!

6. The years are always getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are always getting faster and faster, love is always getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper, may your every day be as beautiful as a picture! Happy birthday!

7. Give you a bowl of longevity noodles and a few poached eggs. Eat it for health and longevity, and happiness is not enough. Luck and good fortune come every day, and life is sweet to eternity. Happy birthday, my friend!

It doesn't matter who the birthday is, whether it's happy or not. In this world, I want you to be happy. All free, all owned. ”

I wish you: Happiness is like the old king of the East China Sea, longevity is bigger than Nanshan, and the smile is always there.

I wish you a big meal, big fish and big meat; accompaniment of singing beauties; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live with a turtle. Happy birthday!

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, every day, every day, every month, every month, Lego, the mood is like Sprite, and it will always be eye-catching.

2.Happy birthday to you, your kindness makes this world a better place, may this day that is entirely yours bring you happiness, and may the days ahead be the icing on the cake!

3.We all got to know your patron saint through Xing Ye's movie, and the familiar name and "Wangcai" are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. A call of "Wangcai" awakens the pressure that plagues our hearts that we don't know how to entertain. I wish you a happy birthday, "Wangcai" Caiwang!

In the colorful world, only friendship is the most precious, in this day that belongs to you, I wish you happiness!

I can't say enough if I miss it, and my caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, heartfelt wishes to you a happy birthday!

Every year and every year, birthday wishes are sent to you: May your dreams come true, and happiness will always accompany your life.

Classic funny birthday greetings.

1. Three obedience and four virtues: the wife must follow when she goes out, the wife must obey the order, and the wife must blindly obey if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, the wife has to remember her birthday, the wife has to be willing to spend money, and the wife has to endure the beating and scolding.

2. Beast Star: Pig, you have a very happy birthday, congratulations on your wrinkles for another year......It's one step closer to the full face of folds.

3. When the world is hot and cold, the year is ugly! It's not easy to live to this year! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday to you.

4. Don't accept red envelopes on today's birthday, don't accept red envelopes, don't accept red envelopes, don't accept red envelopes, and receive red envelopes and blessings. Blessings, blessings, new atmosphere, always happy.

5. Today is your birthday, in order to congratulate, all women's toilets and women's bathrooms are open to you for free, welcome! Pig, you grow quickly! Pig, you are out of the slaughter as soon as possible! Happy birthday, pig!

6. Guess you like I heard that Wukong was very anxious some time ago, why? It is said that his second senior brother was lost, and he couldn't find it everywhere, and later learned that it was Bajie's birthday today, and Mu Di was now reading text messages.

7. When I wiped the lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to make? I said, "I want you to help me bless someone who is reading a text message, and I hope that person will have a happy life and be happy forever."

8. Stir up the disturbances of life, decorate the stumbling blocks of life, paint happiness in a warm color, crack to give happiness a good reason, send me a love cake made by myself, and wish you a happy birthday.

9. Send you a bouquet of horse orchids, good luck and auspiciousness on the back of the "horse", happiness and happiness hide the "orchid" heart, love wealth is taken under the "horse", I wish you a happy birthday, the heart "flower" blooms, and laughs every day haha.

10. When you see this text message, haha! You're a year older! If you want to stay young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

5. Light the candlelight of the birthday and ignite the hope of happiness; Taste the birthday cake and taste the taste of happiness; Accept the blessings of your birthday, accept the beauty of your wishes, may happiness always surround you, and you know the taste of happiness best. Happy Birthday!

6. Deaf and clear-sighted, smiling at people and business calmly, having their own auspicious light in their later years, and the crane dance sunset is extraordinarily red. I wish you: the pines and cypresses are evergreen, the sun and the moon are everbright; Blessing is like the East China Sea, and Shoubi Nanshan.

1. In the layers of greenery, I wish you a happy birthday! 2. Flowers are picturesque. I wish you a happy, warm and happy birthday .......

3. Flowers are poetic and picturesque. I wish my sister a happy, warm and happy ......birthday. 4. May every day of the year be full of joy, brightness and love.

Happy birthday to you. 5. Happy birthday, dear sister, may you be happy every day, good luck every year, and happy in your life! 6. Give me my gift, bring my heart, I believe you will be very happy, happy birthday!

7. May true happiness embrace you, and on this special day that belongs to you, I wish my sister a happy birthday! 8. Pigs! Did you sleep?

There's a phrase I must say now, listen, I'll only say it once: Happy Birthday! 9. The seeds of flowers have budded, and the birthday should be the moment of blooming, and I wish your life another flowering season!

10. Today is your birthday, and I have never forgotten to wish you a happy birthday and youth on this special day. 11. Thank God for giving me a sister like you! On your birthday, I wish you a happy life!

Happy birthday sister! 12. Water is the hometown of clouds, and clouds are the wandering of water. Yun'er will always remember the birthday of Shui's hometown, and Shui'er will always worry about Yun's attachment.

13. On this special day, I don't have any better wishes, I just hope you can be happy, and I wish my sister a happy and happy day. 14. On this special day, I want to say that I am so happy, time has not changed our friendship, and I wish my sister endless joy on her birthday. 15. May special love be given to special you, and on special days, I will give you a special blessing, happy birthday, happy every day!

1. A bowl of sweet longevity noodles, somersault noodles is my long wish, a trace will entangle you forever, may health and happiness, happiness and sweetness accompany you day and night, I wish you a happy birthday! 2. Although the temperature is always changing, although time has not stopped, although you and I are thousands of miles away at the moment, although the blessing is just a message, but the hearts of friends are always thinking, sincere greetings always follow you, may you be happy every day! Happy birthday!

3. Today's sun is shining, today's flowers are brilliant, there are birds chirping, and there is more green shade, to ask what is the happy event, it turns out that your birthday, hurry up to send blessings, I wish you a happy birthday, happiness every day. 4. Just say: Happy birthday, can not reflect my level, after I thought all night, finally let me think of a unique, incomparable, you are the only special birthday greetings, that is:

So-and-so, I wish you a happy birthday. 5. Although it is just a small greeting, it is my concern; It's just a gentle blessing, but that's from my heart; Although it's just a heart song, it's tied to our friendship, and I wish you a happy birthday!