Super funny smooth slip book, 100 funny smooth slips

The 100 funny songs are as follows: the wall old man fights filial piety on the noodle drum, the drum is painted with a tiger, the tiger scratches the drum, and a piece of cloth is used to make up for it. I don't know if it's a cloth mending drum, or a cloth mending tiger?

The mouth says the legs, the legs say the mouth, the mouth says the legs love to run errands, and the legs say the mouth loves to sell the mouth. It is better not to move the legs with the mouth and not to move the legs with the legs, and not to move the mouth with the legs than to move the mouth. Seven plus one, and then subtract one, what is the value of adding and subtracting?

Seven plus one, then subtract one, and after adding and subtracting, it is still seven. Big knife against single knife, single knife against big knife, big knife fight single knife, single knife to grab big knife.

You are also diligent and I am diligent, producing concentric soil into gold. The workers and peasants are brothers, and their hearts are close to each other. The long worm circles the brick pile, and after turning the brick pile, drills the brick pile.

Three mountains and four waters, four waters surround three mountains; The three mountains and silver cavities and the four waters are always in spring, and the four waters, three mountains and four springs are always there. The division headquarters instructed that the commander of the 10th Company of the 4th Regiment and 40 people arrive at the division headquarters on time at 4:44 on the 10th, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.

There is a noodle shop door facing south, and the door is hung with a blue cloth cotton curtain, and the blue cloth cotton door curtain is removed, and the door of the noodle shop is facing south; Hang the blue cloth cotton curtain, and the door is still facing south. There is a Yan round eye in front of the mountain, and there is a Yan eye round behind the mountain, and the two of them come to the mountain to compare their eyes, I don't know if it is the eye circle of Yan Yuanyan, or the eye circle of Yan Yuanyan is better than the eye circle of Yan Yuanyan? There is a Cui thick leg in front of the mountain, and there is a waiter Cui with thick legs behind the mountain.

The two of them came to compare their legs, I don't know if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs, or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs?

Funny slip of the tongue has the following grip loss these:

1. When you turn around in a hurry, you immediately scare a cow to death. You come and go back twice in a hurry, Beckham doesn't score. You come and turn around three times, Ronaldo shoots basketball.

You come and turn around in a hurry, and the landslide cracks and the water flows backwards. If you come and turn around five times in a hurry, the fool will slip his back on his back. You came in a hurry and turned around six times, and the three good students were also stayed.

You come and turn around seven times in a hurry, and the big-headed son becomes small-headed.

2. Gold hook hook, silver hook hook, talk to count, otherwise it's a puppy; Gold hook hook, silver hook hook, talk to count, stretch out the little thumb, one, two, three, hook, hook,

3. I rinsed my mouth only after one, two, two, two

4. As soon as the ugly man turned around, he scared a cow by the river to death; The ugly man turned around, and the Daqing Oilfield did not produce oil; The ugly man turned around three times, and Jordan switched to table tennis; The ugly man turned his head four times, and the monk washed his hair with reluctance.

5. My brother is arguing that you go to work, and the mask must be tightly covered. Go upstairs and climb the stairs for lunch instant noodles. Don't look at your eyes, your eyes are contagious.

Don't pull Miss Hand, I know it's not over! It is necessary to resolutely break the husband's lifelong system, implement the little white-faced shareholding system, introduce the Mr. competition system, promote the lover cooperation system, implement the merit-based admission elimination system, and add the legal system of red apricots out of the wall!

6. The wife should follow when she goes out, the wife must obey the orders, and the wife must blindly promote the skin and obey if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, the wife has to be willing to spend money, and the wife has to endure the beating and scolding.