The story of the clever pair, the story of the pair

Ji Xiaolan is a well-known generation of Wenzong today, and has the reputation of "prodigy" since he was a child. The other children had already fled in all directions, and he actually stepped forward to stop the ball. Taishou saw that he was cute and cute, so he said:

I have a link, and if you can match it, give you the ball back, otherwise it will be mine. Ji Yun agreed. Too shou out of the upper link:

There are six or seven boys, but you are cunning." Ji Yun replied without thinking: "Taishou 2,000 stones, only the ......."The last word was delayed.

Taishou asked him, "Why don't you say the last word?" He said: "If Tai Shou returns the ball to me, it is the word 'cheap';If you don't pay it back, you are 'greedy'.

Taishou couldn't help but laugh and returned the ball to him. The following picture catalogues Ji Yun's poems: "The slanting sun and flowing water push the tent and sit, and the emerald color is on the boat as people want."

There's one about Zheng Banqiao.

Legend has it that Zheng Banqiao, a famous painter in the Qing Dynasty, went to a teahouse in the market one day to drink tea, and the boss saw that the visitor was a little old man who was not good-looking, so he casually said "sit", which was regarded as a greeting. Then, he called "tea" to the young man who was making a tea, and it was all over. Zheng Banqiao just admired a few calligraphy and paintings in the store alone.

Seeing this scene, the shopkeeper estimated that the little old man must be a scholar, so he changed his words and said to Zheng, "Please take a seat", and turned back to the guy who made the tea and called "make tea". Soon, someone in the store who knew Zheng Banqiao shouted: "Mr. Banqiao!

Mr. Itabashi! The shopkeeper knew that this little old man turned out to be the famous Zheng Banqiao, and immediately stepped forward, bowed, and kept saying to Zheng: "Please sit down!"

Please be seated! He raised his voice again and called the young man: "Make good tea!"

Make good tea! Zheng Banqiao received the favor of the shopkeeper, sat down, and drank good tea. Before leaving, the shopkeeper took out a pen and paper and asked Zheng Banqiao to leave the ink treasure.

Zheng Banqiao agreed and wrote such a couplet for the shopkeeper: Sit, please sit, please sit; Tea brew tea brew good tea. Zheng Banqiao's unconventional and unique couplet depicts the shopkeeper's contempt for the "lowly" and the "snobbish" face for the "noble".

Look at the ** below, just choose it!

One day, Kou Zhun traveled with his friends, and said to each other: The moon under the water is the moon in the sky. Never in relativity. Yang Danian just arrived and replied; The person in the eye is the person in front of him. Everyone applauded.

Second, Liu Gong's father is right. Wang Anshi came out to try: three generations of Xia Shang Zhou. Liu said: Four poems and elegant songs. Wang Zishi boasted of his couplet: The truth is made in heaven.

3. Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian played chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blows, and the pine cones fall into the chessboard. Su Dongpo said: Panasonic Go, pine nuts fall with the chess pieces. Huang Tingjian said: Fishing by the willows, willow silk is often accompanied by about silk hanging.

Fourth, on the wedding night, Su Xiaomei wanted to try the talent of the groom Qin Shaoyouqu, so she turned Qin out of the door and said: Close the door and push out the window before the month. Qin Shaoyou couldn't think of what to do, and wandered around the long silhouette.

Su Dongpo is windy, although he is anxious for his brother-in-law, but it is inconvenient to do it for him. Suddenly, he picked up a stone and threw it into a pot full of water. Qin Shaoyou heard the sound of "porphyry", immediately understood, and blurted out:

Throwing stones into the sky and the bottom of the water. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed when she heard this, and hurriedly welcomed the groom.

5. One day, Zhu Yuanzhang and Liu Bowen played chess. Zhu said to him: The sky is the chessboard and the stars are the sons, and the sun and the moon win glory. Liu Bowen said: Thunder is the drum of war and electricity is the flag, and the wind and clouds are combined. Zhu Liuzhi has a good identity, and his words are wonderful.

Sixth, Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan went to the countryside for business and saw the husband's car and water. Zhu said: The water wheel is water, the water follows the car, and the water stops. Tang said: Fan fan, wind out fan, fan wind. I wish Tang Zhi is really ingenious, and he has been recited for a while.

7. In the first year of the Ming Dynasty's Apocalypse, Prime Minister Ye Xianggao passed by Fuzhou and stayed at the home of Weng Zhengchun, the champion of the new department. Ye Xianggao saw that the couplet was full of words on the head of the treasure, first startled, and then said:

The guest official is in the palace and the rich room is tolerant. The next day, Weng sent Ye on the road, and when he passed the pond, Ye said: Weng Gong talked about the loneliness of the poor window last night, but I don't think so.

You see: seven ducks floating pond, count three pairs of one. Weng Zhengchun was unintentionally generalized, looked at the pond, frowned, and immediately responded:

The ruler fish jumped into the water and measured nine inches and tens. After saying that, the two looked at each other and laughed.

The bell is leaking, and it is mediocre.

The tide of crossbow shooting is low, and it is mediocre.

Above: Low bending tide.

Below: Guilty of pleading.

Long rope tie day, - 仄.

The tide of crossbow firing is low. Flat.

Shanglian strategizes, sells fame and reputation, falls into the well, and robs while the fire is fired.

The big river goes east, the waves roll the wind and dust, the snow dances all over the sky, and the air swallows the mountains and rivers endlessly.

Buddhism comes from the West, the light is light, and the silk and gold threads are buried everywhere, and the dust is not stained and the quality is flawless.

It's hard to find four words, how about "string plucking", and the inspiration you get from reading the pipa.