Some of the words that are very characteristic in Chinese

Proverbs after the break.

Humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes.

Yuan died well. One student is very lazy and complains about reading too many books. One day I read the Analects, which has"Yan Yuan died"In one section, I couldn't help but shout:

Well dead! Well dead! "Someone asked:

Yan Yuan is a tall man of Confucius, the first of the seventy-two sages, why do you say that he died well? "This man said:"If he doesn't die, if he writes another book, and divides it into three more volumes, won't I have to read three more books?

Fleeing in batches A certain army captured a prisoner of war during the war, and later he contracted a disease and his left hand rotted, and he begged the enemy to return his left hand to his homeland. The enemy was moved, and did so; Soon his right hand also rotted, and he also asked to be sent back to his homeland. Later, his left leg was amputated, and this time, when he asked to return it to his home country, he was refused.

He was very puzzled, and asked the enemy why he could do it the first two times but not this time, and the enemy said solemnly: "We suspect that you are systematically escaping in phases and batches." ”

1 Confucius Moves—Losing (Book).

2. Green onion mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white.

3. Fried tofu with pickles - there is a word (salt) first.

4, nephew playing lanterns - as usual (uncle).

5. Smear lime on the mouth - white talk (brush).

6. Hardcover Moutai - a long time (wine).

The nephew plays the lantern - as usual (uncle).

Liang Shanbo's military division - no (Wu) use.

The ice of April - started (frozen).

The following are the following slang expressions that reflect the characteristics of Chinese characters:1. The tiger licks the paste - not enough to make a mouth (paste).

2. Air cloth bag - pretending to be crazy (pretending to be wind).

3. The tree is small and shady - the care (shadow) is not enough.

4. Glass Bodhisattva - understand man (god).

5. The meat and bones have fallen into the pot - the gnawing (Ken) is set.

6. Huai'er Po crossed the single-plank bridge - collar (strong) and (child) took risks.

7. Grass is planted on the wall - no edge (garden).

8. Sell cloth without a ruler - bad intentions (quantity).

9. Monkeys learn to walk - false orangutan

10. The radish after the frost - moved (frozen) the heart.

11. Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) shameless (sting).

12. There is a hole behind the temple - wonderful (temple through).

13. Hanging lanterns in the air - Xuan (hanging).

1. Cloth bag in the air - pretending to be crazy (pretending to be wind).

2. The trees are small and shady - they can't be taken care of.

3. Broom writing - big words (painting).

4. Pull a beard to cross the river - modesty (beard).

5. Hanging lanterns in the air - Xuan (hanging).

6. Nailing palms on horseback - too far from the topic (hooves); 7. Monkeys learn to walk - fake orangutan (false orangutan).

8. Holding longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (courtesy).

9. Shallot mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white.

10. Clay people eat dumplings - unspeakable (swallowing).

11. Fill the hole in the land hall - not good (mend the temple).

12. The monk sits in the cave - nothing (temple).

13. The fitter's master teaches his apprentice - the wrong one (file) with his hands

The heifer flies and the cow bs to the sky.

Nine rollers broke one eight-grid tooth circuit.

Outrageous open the door to outrageous outrageous to home.

Jumping in the toilet is too much.

When you draw a circle, when you write a square, when you write a short time, when you are short in summer, when you are long.

Tang Seng's book ——— a canon (true) scripture.

An old man sits on the toilet to treat Zhang Gong and sells cloth without a ruler. Re-bad three bearded across the river, modest. It is the fish pond that goes down to the redundant five or eight times to solve the rules of the garden.

The radish after the frost - the heart is moving.

Wang Chengfu's brain is flooded.

Liangshan Military Division - useless (Wu Yong).

Hanging thermos on the plane High level (bottle).

The leading schools that can reflect the characteristics of Chinese characters are as follows:

1. Nailing palms on horseback - too far from the topic (hooves); 2. There was a fire in the tea shop - sure enough

3. The fitter master teaches the apprentice - the wrong one (file) is done

4. Empty coffin burial - no one in the eyes (no one in the wood).

5. Looking at the field in the spring and autumn - specifically looking for errands (forks).

6, husband patting the fan - desolate (wife cool).

7. The old lady yawns - as far as the eye can see (teeth).

8. Dogs eat tofu brains - idle (title) is not available.

9. The whip on the stage - plus (fake horse).

10. The papier-mâché stove - it will not work if you come (pot exhortation).

11. Meat and bones drumming - dusk (meat) Dongdong.

12, the commander on the tree - toes (branches) are high.

The afterwords that reflect the characteristics of Chinese characters are: 1. Clay people eat dumplings - difficult to say (pharyngeal); The first or filial piety 2, the air cloth bag - the predator is crazy (pretending to be the wind); 3. Shallot mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white; 4. Pull a beard to cross the river - modesty (beard).5. The tree is small and shady - it cannot be taken care of (covered); 6. Hanging lanterns in the air - Xuan (hanging); 7. Monkeys learn to walk - fake orangutans; 8. Broom writing - big words (painting); 9. Nailing palms on horseback - too far away from the topic (hooves); No sticking (hoof); 10. The monk sits in the cave - nothing (temple).

1. The birthday star shoots the target - the old group pants cavity (gun).

2, the birthday star plays the pipa - a cliché (playing).

3. Wheat firewood straw blowing fire - stingy gas (device).

4. Running horses in the alley - the question (hoof) is difficult to come out.

5. Pull your beard to cross the river - modesty (beard) excessive (crossing).

6. Pull the bell into the air - fantasy (ringing).

7. Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) shameless (thorns).

8. Huguo Temple buys camels - there is no such thing (city).

9. Sichuan pepper fell into the rice - trouble (rice).

10. Holding longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony).

11. Fill the hole in the land hall - not good (mend the temple).

12. The fitter master teaches the apprentice - the wrong one (file).

The following sentences reflect the characteristics of Chinese characters:1. Fried tofu with pickles - there is a saying (salt) in the first place.

2. Eight hundred copper coins wear a string of gods - not in tune (hanging).

3, Zhu Bajie took pictures - embarrassed (look).

4. The little monk swatted flies on his head - Zhengda (beating) bright.

5. Shallot mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white.

6. Smear lime on the mouth - say in vain (brush).

7, Liang Xucha Jiaoshan Bo Military Division - no (Wu) use.

8. Fill the hole in the land hall - not good (make up the temple).

9. Silkworms burrow into peanut shells - pretending to be good people (benevolence).

10. A two-zhang wide gown - a big swing (waist) swing.

11, the fox quarrels - a faction of nonsense (fox) words.

12. The fox rides a tiger - the fox is fake (driving) the tiger.

13. The dog has horns - foreign (sheep) gas.

14, the dog eats tofu brain - idle (title) is not available.