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There are three little pigs, pig A's name is who, pig B's name is there, and pig C's name is what. One day Pig A and Pig B were standing at the door. Pig C on the roof. A wolf spotted them. to eat them, so he rushed to the pig a...

Wolf: Who are you? ~

Pig A: Right. ~

Wolf: What? ~

Pig A: What's on the roof. ~

Wolf: I'm asking what your name is? ~

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof. ~

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you? ~

Pig B: I am not who I am, who it is (pointing to Pig A). Wolf: You know it? ~

Pig B: Hmm. ~

Wolf: Who is it! ~

Pig B: Yes. ~

Wolf: What? ~

Pig B: What's on the roof. ~

Wolf: Where? ~

Pig B: That's me. ~

Wolf: Who? ~

Pig B: Who is it! (Pointing to pig A again). ~

Wolf: How do I know! ~

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? ~

Pig B: It's on the roof. ~

Wolf: Where? ~

Pig B: It's me. ~

Wolf: Who? ~

Pig B: I'm not anyone! Who it is! ~

Wolf: Oh my God! ~

Pig A Pig B: 'Oh my God' is our dad. ~

Wolf: What, your father? ~

Pig B: No. ~

The wolf couldn't stand it and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why! ~

Pig ABC: You know our grandfather? ~

Wolf: What? ~

Pig A: No, why is it our grandfather. ~

Wolf: Why? ~

Pig A: Yes! ~

Wolf: What is it? ~

Pig A: No, it's 'why'. ~

Wolf: Who? ~

Pig A: Who am I? ~

Wolf: Who are you? ~

Pig A: Yes, I'm 'who'! ~

Wolf: What? ~

Pig AB: It's on the roof. ~

In the end, the wolf committed suicide.

the end...

Scenario 1].

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: No.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy A: Naturally, I reached out with two fingers and took the ......Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: No.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy B: When I heard A's situation, I carefully took the fries with the palm of my hand.

Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

Boy B: I accidentally dipped too much, so I immediately flicked the ...... with my fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at playing cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......[Scene 3].

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: No.

Teacher: No, let's have a french fry.

Boy C: Because of the previous two examples, I was very careful to finish the fries with sweat.

Teacher: Why don't you bring them back to your classmates?

Boy C: After taking the fries, I put them on my ear and ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's have a french fries.

Boy D: Frightened, I finished my fries.

Teacher: Why don't you bring them back to your classmates?

Boy D: Carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

Boy D hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his footTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 5 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy E: No, I don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's have a french fries.

Boy E: I just got the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

Boy E: Hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy F: No.

Teacher: Very good, let's have a french fries.

Boy F: Finished eating in horror.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

Boy F: His palms were sweaty, but he still calmly bowed his head and said, "Hello Principal!"

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

Boy F took out his fries: No, it's still here, and the fire hasn't been lit yet, ...... fire[Scene 7].

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: Promise God, never suck.

Teacher: Really, you don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

Boy G is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

Boy G (Getting Carried Away): ...... of Greater China

One day, a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the owner, "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shook his head: "No." ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shook his head angrily: "No." ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" ”

The boss shouted angrily: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull your teeth out with pliers! ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and timidly asked, "Boss, do you have pliers?" ”

The boss said, "No." ”

The little white rabbit then asked, "Are there carrots?" ”

I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to the store and asked the owner, "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shook his head angrily: "No." ”

The little black rabbit ran away with a "whoosh" after hearing this.

The next day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" ”

The boss was very angry: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull your teeth out with pliers! ”

The little black rabbit ran away with a "whoosh" after hearing this.

On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly, "Boss, do you have pliers?" ”

The boss said angrily, "No." ”

The little black rabbit then asked, "Are there any carrots?" ”

The boss was furious, grabbed the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer, and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth.

On the fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely, "Boss, is there carrot juice?"

The son came home tremblingly: "Dad, I only scored 60 points in the test today." Dad was very angry: "Next time I take the exam, don't call me Dad!" ”

The next day, my son came back: "I'm sorry, brother! ”

When a buddy meets a beautiful woman, he can't give up every day. When I went out to eat with him at noon that day, the beautiful woman was passing by, and my buddy immediately pulled me to follow closely, and when I saw the beautiful woman enter the noodle restaurant, I advised my buddy: "Hurry up" So he mustered up his courage, walked forward, blushed and asked

Classmate, what's your name? The beautiful woman looked at my buddy with a smile: "My name is beef noodles." ”

Smart kids and stupid kids.

A smart child and a stupid child go to the oral exam, and the teacher asks the smart child; "Who invented the electric light","Edison","Who found the thunder","Marie Curie", who discovered that the earth has gravity","Newton", 100 points, the smart child told him the answer in order to help the stupid child, and the teacher asked; "Who is your dad","Edison","Who is your mother","Marie Curie","Who told you","Newton".

wo Tell you! But now forget about it. There's no way, hey|||I really wouldn't say

A gecko got lost in front of a ** company, and at this time a crocodile happened to crawl over and was going to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko stepped forward and hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!

The crocodile was stunned for a moment, and immediately burst into tears: "Son, I have slimmed you like this in just half a month?!" ”

The first time a gentleman took a plane, he was afraid to open his eyes, but after 15 minutes, he opened his eyes, looked out the window, and shouted: "Oh, it's flying so high, people are like ants.!" ”

The neighbor said: "That's an ant, the plane hasn't taken off yet." ”

A lumberjack goes to enlist for a job.

Foreman: Go ahead and try the woods. See how many trees you can see in a minute.

A minute passed.

Foreman: Wow. 20 trees a minute. It's amazing. Where did you work before?

Workers: Sahara Forest.

Foreman: I haven't heard of it. I've only heard of the Sahara.

Worker: yes. Later, the name was changed!

After the company gets off work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also has to play. He loses every time, but still insists on participating every day. The sofa was very incomprehensible and asked the chair:

The water dispenser loses every day, why is it still so energetic? The chair said, "Ask this kind of question, do you have water in your head?"

There were 5 eggs in the refrigerator, and the first one said to the second: Hey, you see, the fifth egg is hairy, it's terrible!

The second said to the third: Hey, look, the fifth egg is hairy, it's terrible, it's terrible!

The third said to the fourth, "Hey, look, the fifth egg is hairy."

The fifth egg heard:! Lao Tzu is a kiwi!!

Lei Feng was on a business trip and saw a circle of people at Shenyang Station. It was a woman who insisted on getting on the bus without a ticket. Lei Feng said: "Why don't you have a ticket back?"

The sister-in-law replied anxiously: "I went to Jilin to see my husband, and I accidentally lost the ticket and money." ”

Lei Feng said, "Follow me." ”

He led his sister-in-law to the ticket office, bought a ticket with his allowance, and said to his sister-in-law: "If you see it, you can only get on the bus if you have a ticket."

After that, I got on the bus with my ticket and left...