Who likes to tell jokes, can you tell them?

Three little pigs, pig A's name is called"Who", pig B's name is called"Where", pig C's name is"What"。One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: You look for it"Who"？

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:"OMG"It's our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:"Why? "

Pig A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it is"Why? "。

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig A, B: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide...

Could it be that your surname is Mao! "Wrong! My father's name is Ren Wu Xing, and he made a fortune by selling the Stygian coin, so my name is Ren Stygian (RMB).

1. A man went to the doctor, and the doctor asked him: What's wrong with you? He said: What do I eat now, eat apples and pull apples, eat Qingdan peicai and pull Qingpai Hengcai, what should I do? "Doctor: That's easy! Aren't you just going to eat?

2, the giraffe wants to divorce the monkey, and the deer says: I'm fed up with the days of jumping up and down, I want a divorce.

The monkey said, "I haven't seen anyone climb a tree even after kissing a mouth!"

I was playing at home when a child knocked on the door and asked me for a bun. I thought, "Whose child is still hungry all these years?" "Give him four buns. He only took two: "You still owe two and you can give it to me tomorrow, so as to keep it fresh!" "I was in a dilemma.

There are three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, pig A and.

Pig B is standing in the doorway, and pig C is on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig A, B: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide...

A family of mountain people moved to the city, and the father and son visited the big mall for the first time when they saw a strange thing. I saw a silver shining wall that was separated for a while, and merged for a while.

The son asked, "Daddy, what is this?" ”

The father replied, "I have never seen it, I don't know what it is." ”

At this time, the father and son saw an old woman sitting in a wheelchair slowly walking to the wall, pressing it next to it, and the wall parted, and the old man walked into a small room. When the wall was closed, both father and son noticed a shiny number growing in size above them, pausing for a moment and then gradually changing back. At this time, the wall parted again, and a young woman in her twenties came out.

The father stared at the girl with wide eyes, and then said to his son eagerly, "Go, call your mother." ”

The mouse pointed to the cat and said: I am now married to the bat! In the future our children will live in the air! I'm not afraid of you anymore! The cat laughed, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, "See, my daughter-in-law!"

Poop and pee are good brothers. One day, I was hit by a car while crossing the road, and I said, "I want to poop." ”

In Shandong literacy, the teacher writes "day" and "day" on the blackboard and says: one day is one day, one day at a time. An old farmer below said: "Teacher, what you said is not right, one day at a time, one day at a time, not one day at a time."

The joke starts scary, the middle is ridiculous, and the ending is tragic:

Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died!

1.The fish said, "I keep my eyes open because I am reluctant to leave by your side." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day long, in order to carry you up around you." The pot said, "It's almost ripe and you're still so stubborn." ”

2.Xiaobai is very much like his brother, do you know why? Because: it's like a big white.

3.Stretch out four fingers, how many? four, bend four fingers, how much? wonderful！(bent four).

4.The stone and the rice cake fought, and when he was angry, he kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Later, there was a couple who made a private agreement for life, but the man had to serve in the military abroad. Before leaving, he gave her a ring and agreed to meet here in three years with the ring. Three years later, the woman did not find the man, and in her sadness, she threw the ring into the sea.

Actually, it was the woman who remembered the wrong place. When the man returned, he couldn't find the woman, and he was sad to fish on the beach. Suddenly he catches something, guess what??

It is a rice cake. Then he finally caught a fish, and when he ate it, he bit something hard, what do you think?

It is a fish bone.

The county magistrate, who had a strong voice, came to the village to make a report

Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!!

Translation: Comrades, folks, pay attention! Don't speak, it's time for the meeting!!

Niu Niu hesitantly picked up ** and dialed a number. "Hello, this is the 110 alarm center, what difficulties do you have? Niuniu said: "The teacher said that there is no charge for playing this **, is it true?" ”

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and he died.

The white cat fell into the river, and the black cat rescued it, and guess what the white cat said to the black cat? ~~

The white cat said, "Meow."

A steamed bun was hungry, so he ate himself.

1 Once upon a time, there was a mung bean that jumped from the 5th floor because his girlfriend broke up with him. A lot of blood was shed, and it turned into red beans. A lot of pus flowed again, and it turned into soybeans again. Eventually, the pus formed a shell, and it turned into black beans...

Eating at the hotel, I was in a hurry, and the waiter said enthusiastically; There is no toilet in our hotel, you can go to the public toilet opposite, we have an agreement with them, then you will say that you are "eating"!

Look at the barrenness. There are a lot of jokes.

On the eve of the founding of the People's Republic of China, everyone gathered to elect the chairman. Suddenly, Liu Lu Shaoqi threw the cigarette butt on the ground and yelled, "The country has not been reunified yet, choose ***!" Immediately afterwards, ** also threw the cigarette butt on the ground and yelled, "The country has not been unified yet, choose ***!"

So everyone threw their cigarette butts on the ground and yelled, "The country has not been unified yet, choose ***!" So *** was elected ......

One day, 0 and 8 met on the street, and 0 said to 8 that he was fat and fat, and he still wore a belt of pants.