Ask for a cross talk, a short cross talk ten sentences

B: What about Sun Kang Yingxue?

A: Sun Kang wanted to study at night, but his family was very poor and had no lights, so he studied in the snow by the light of the snow.

B: I don't think it's snowing, but it's cold outside. Reading outside is not considered sleepwalking, but also as a neurosis. Let's listen to the guy who chiseled the wall and stole things, and I learned too.

A: That's Kuang Heng digging the wall to steal the light, Kuang Heng's family is also very poor, there is no light to read at night, so he dug a hole in the wall of his house and read by the neighbor's light.

B: But there is a pigsty next door to my house, and besides, the wall is a hole, and the little pig next door peeks at me taking a bath?

A: I told you that they wanted you to learn from their hard work, and that's how genius was born.

B: Genius makes a fortune every day.

A: Why do you think about money, so since you can't learn from China, you should learn from foreign countries. Newton.

B: The long elephant is very slow to react.

A: Ostrovsky.

B: Are you going home to marry an old hen?

B: Take a breath of fresh air. A:

This is not the case with my second uncle. B: What about him?

A: I like to spit out quickly. B:

What are you talking about? A: It has nothing to do with chatting.

B: Then how do you call a vomit fast? A:

Spit out the phlegm, and he will be happy. B: It's so fast!

A: When he gets up early to go to work and pedals his bicycle, he can vomit from the door of his house to the gate of his work. B:

Spitting!

Guo Degang: There was a stone crushing case where the body was dismembered and dismantled, which was terrible. The detective asked Yu Qian: "What do you think is going on?" Yu Qian thought for a while and said, "I think this is suicide." ”

Yu Qian: Ah, suicide?

Guo Degang: The detective liked Yu Qian so much that he pointed to the corpse and said, "How nice it would be if he were you." ”

A: Nowadays, there are indeed many things that I can't say, and my academic qualifications ......Primarily?

B: Hey! That works.

A: Primarily, isn't it?

B: A: I have a friend, a PhD student!

B: I've got the highest level.

A: Earn 5,000 yuan a month......

B: That's a lot.

A: I also have a friend who graduated from high school.

B: That's a lot shorter.

A: Earn 10,000 yuan a month.

B: Oh, that's a lot of money.

A: People open Fukang.

B: The car is fine.

Niu Herd: Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests. The on-site office of our point subsidiary is now open.

Feng Gong: Hey! It's a new thing. As the name suggests, ahhh What do you do with your subsidiary?

Feng Gong: Mr. Niu.

Cow herd: Mr. Lu Xun has a high opinion of our old cow family.

Feng Gong: How do you say that?

Cows: Cows, which eat grass.

Feng Gong: It's milk that is squeezed.

Herd: I'm not, I'm milk.

Feng Gong: What is squeezed out is grass.

Herd: It's the idea of squeezing. People give the nickname "Pip Cow".

Feng Gong: "Pip Cow", "Pip Cow" is you! You are the big name in today's society. "Pip Cow" who doesn't know, anyway I don't know.

Cow Herd: Look at what that means, you don't trust our company.

Feng Gong: Oops! It's not that I'm not too trusting, I'm too distrustful.