-
Anonymous users2024-02-05Love: Romance without money, I can take your hand and stroll on a beach full of white sand; For the romance of 1 yuan, I can dial **care about you next to the deserted public **kiosk; For the romance of 10 yuan, I can buy a popsicle on a hot summer day to let you cool off the heat; For the romance of 100 yuan, I can buy a oden to warm your palms on a cold night; 1000 yuan of romance, I can accompany you to go shopping and buy the clothes you like; 10,000 yuan of romance, I can buy a mobile phone for you, so that the sound of happiness between the two of us is zero distance.
Joke: Today, I received a lot of invitations and I don't know to go **? So I threw the coin, and I was a clerk on the front, and I was a manager, and if I was standing, I would be the vice president, and if I broke in half, I would be the president, and I would be smashed, and I would take Bill Gates's class, and if it was broken into two, MD I would fall every day!
Hope it helps!
-
Anonymous users2024-02-04You sang a song on the stage, and three of the four judges fainted on the spot, but fortunately, one of the judges was still standing, he stepped forward, held your hand, and said excitedly: "Talent, others need money to sing, and you sing to death." ”
-
Anonymous users2024-02-03One day, my husband was cooking, and my wife pestered me and said: It's so boring, my husband will tell a short and concise joke! So my husband said: You are the noon, and I am Hohe.
-
Anonymous users2024-02-02If you tell her that you are sending this kind of message in your knowledge to make him happy, she should be moved.
-
Anonymous users2024-02-01Runaway comics, you deserve it.
-
Anonymous users2024-01-31It's not funny to talk about anything when you're angry.
-
Anonymous users2024-01-30Let's break up and sing Happy Breakup
-
Anonymous users2024-01-29Just say the one thing you think is the most ridiculous.
-
Anonymous users2024-01-28The demon king died, he begged God not to let him be the demon king in the next life, but he told God that he still likes to suck blood very much, and he still hopes to suck blood in the next life, God smiled, "It's okay, you can make sanitary napkins in the next life." ”
-
Anonymous users2024-01-27Once upon a time there was a ghost, but then he died.
-
Anonymous users2024-01-26Be the most sincere you! Comfort and care for her with your heart! It's also possible to speak ill of her boss in front of your girlfriend! Vent vent! When you're on the same page as your girlfriend! Your girlfriend must be happy.
-
Anonymous users2024-01-25Honey, I have it... It's yours...
-
Anonymous users2024-01-24[About when my wife is angry] I accidentally made my wife cry once, and I can't coax it. Wife: Get out of here, 555, get away.
Me: Wife, no one will bully you after I get away. Wife:
I didn't tell you to roll in a straight line, back and forth, back and forth!
About the boot password] My wife learned to set a boot password for the computer. Me: How much is my wife's boot password?
Wife: Your birthday. My input shows that it is not correct, and it is still not right after losing a few times in the lunar and solar calendars.
Me: The password is wrong. Wife:
You're so stupid, let me come. Then the wife typed on the keyboard in a desperate way: nishengri.
About making up an integer] There are 1800 yuan in the wallet, wife: I'll help you make up an integer, (happy) Me: Okay. Then she took 800.
About buying clothes] Wife: Husband, I saw that brand of clothes last time, it's almost the New Year, I haven't bought much clothes recently, I only bought a few sets a week, it's not enough to wear, people say that people rely on clothes, I look good, you have a face ...... take it out(omitting the n word) husband: Talking about the point.
Wife: 3000!
About the beginning] It was my wife who chased me at the beginning. Wife: Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend?
Husband: Yes. Wife:
Mind changing one? Husband: Mind me.
Wife: Do you mind having one more? Husband:
……Don't mind. So she became my wife.
About being fooled] After dinner, I read the newspaper in the living room and asked my wife: Have you washed the dishes? My wife said solemnly
Husband, you should ask like this, baby, I'll help you wash the dishes! Then I said, husband, it's already washed. That's a lot ...... be remarkableSo, husband:
Baby, I'll help you wash the dishes! Wife: Yes, go ahead.
About physical strength] Watching TV with my wife. My stomach grunted with hunger, and my wife: Husband, are you hungry? My husband nodded movingly. The wife said distressedly: Husband, if you are hungry, go to sleep first. It's a waste of energy to sit.
-
Anonymous users2024-01-23Don't I look stupid today!
-
Anonymous users2024-01-22Pick up**Personality Rain** Feiha Bar send a few amounts of a few Ha rub Ha he pays a few v hamburgers gi eh it doesn't meet the people who eat you, look at me, accompany me to be happy, farm girls are on vacation.
It is a comprehensive international and domestic advertising industry needs, the use of advanced Linux embedding technology to develop software with all-digital VOD set-top box (advertising machine) and dedicated high-performance server and internal broadband network composed of system (software and hardware are all independently developed and produced), non-PC architecture, stable and reliable, fast start-up; It has powerful ** and management functions (traditional advertising machines do not have, which are described below); Program updates are simple and easy; Support *****, VCD, SVCD, MPG1, MPG2, *** and other formats of film and television background**; Recyclable, beautiful and generous, suitable for most public places such as business buildings, supermarkets, banks, hotels, hospitals and other places where they are concentrated. >>>More
Motherboard: Onda A85U. It is also the most cost-effective mid-range version now. >>>More
Everyone has experienced childhood, there are joys and happiness in childhood, childhood is wonderful, childhood is full of sunshine, and there are many, many ...... worth recallingAnd Alyosha's childhood was tragic. >>>More
1.Men and women look at things from different angles, you think she is selfish, but I think she is thoughtful and calculating. You think she's not good-looking, I think she's cute, you think she's annoying, I don't think I'm lonely with her. (Not intentionally against you). >>>More
Good poems grind the world's public, harmonious but different. >>>More