Ask for a joke of about 200 words with a translation

A foreigner talks to the Chinese:

Foreigner: How are you?

Middle: i'm you?

Foreigner: i'm fine,too.

Middle: i'm fine three.

Foreigner: what''s for?

Middle: i'm fine five

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei cooked wine and talked about heroes. Outside, there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder, wind and rain. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed.

Liu Bei was embarrassed, only to hear Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei, who had a loud voice, then shouted: "The fart is flying!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for their mistakes, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”

Everyone was indignant and said in unison: "Prime Minister, isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" You'll see next time. ”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu was anxious, and hurriedly shouted first:

The fart was put by Chu (pig)! ”

Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Gou An said: This is Gou (dog) fart.

Cai Mao said: This is a Mao (cat) fart.

Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they rushed to him.

Niu Jin said: "This is a golden fart!" ”

Xun Yu said: "This is Yu (jade) fart!" ”

Cao Hong said: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”

Gao Ran said: "The fart is Lan (blue)!" ”

Jiang Gan said: "The fart is dry!" ”

Sima Shi said: "The fart is Shi (wet)!" ”

Xiahou Yuan said: "The fart is Yuan (round)!" ”

Cao Fang said: "The fart is square! ”

He is worthy of being my No. 1 military advisor. Cao Cao thought secretly. Let's hear what he has to say.

I only heard Guo Jia say: "This is Jia (fake) fart!" ”

Cao Zhen grabbed again: "This is a real fart!" ”

Guo Huai said: "This is Huai (bad) fart!" ”

Zhang He said: "The fart is (drinking)!" ”

Sima Yan said: "The fart is Yan (pharyngeal)!" ”

Xu Huang said: "The fart is dangling!" ”

Xiahou Dun said: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is (spit out)!"

Xiahou Ba said: "The fart is out of the tyrant".

Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”

Finally, Cao Cao couldn't hold back any longer, and said angrily: "Nonsense, farts are out." ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

Once upon a time there was a mountain lodge in which there was a chicken that ran very fast, and this chicken ran faster than any other animal, and the owner of the lodge often boasted proudly that his chicken was the fastest.

Later came a very rich foreigner who had a soft spot for this chick and liked it very much.

So he said to the owner of the villa, "I'll give you 200,000, and you sell me this chicken."

The owner of the cottage said, "I don't sell it."

The foreigner said again: I will give you 500,000, and you sell me this chick.

The owner of the villa was very reluctant and said again: I don't sell it.

When the foreigner heard this, he became anxious and said, "Aren't you just a chicken!" I'll give you 1 million! You sell it to me.

The owner of the villa was a little moved after hearing this, but said again: I don't sell it.

In the end, the foreigner said angrily: 1 chicken, you won't sell it if you give you 1 million, do you have a problem with your brain!?

In the end, the owner of the villa said helplessly: I can't catch up with ......

Once upon a time there were three people who went on a trip, one Chinese, one American, and one French. They went to the desert and picked up a lamp, wiped it, and came out with a lamp god, and waited for the god to say, "I am the lamp god, and I can grant you three wishes."

The Americans first said: "The first wish, give me a bunch of money, the second wish, give me another bunch of money, and the third wish, send me and my money back to my country." The Frenchman said

The first wish, give me a beautiful woman, the second wish, give me another beauty, and the third wish, send me and mine back to my country of beautiful women. The Chinese said: "The first wish, give me a bottle of two pot heads, the second wish, give me another bottle of two pot heads, the third wish, one person is very boring, you can bring them back."

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Once, I was doing a psychometric test with a friend.

What flowers do you like? ”

Cosmos. "What color do you like? ”

Pink. "What's your favorite celebrity? ”

Jay. "What's your favorite thing to say? ”

Get out of here! ”

You're going to be like this: you propose to Jay Chou in a bouquet of cosmos and a pink wedding dress, and Jay Chou says, 'Get out of here!' ’。

The reporter heard that the west side was very barren and went to the reporter's interview. Drive. I saw that the surrounding mountains were really bare, and there were not even trees.

Driving to one end of the village, I saw a 7-year-old man playing with a young boy. The reporter got out of the car to interview the old man. q：

Why are you so poor here? As soon as he finished speaking, the children reached out and pressed their crotch, and the reporter was surprised: what is this for?

Old Man: Now you know, we're poor here, we can't afford toys, we can only play Transformers! ！

"Mr. Gongsun, Mr. Gongsun, I found it sometimes fun to combine the name of a person with a place of residence. "Bao Zheng is full of interest, "For example, my name is Bao Zheng, my residence is the so-called Zheng Zheng, it sounds very similar to the clinic, there is a wood", "So," Gongsun Ce smiled, "What do you want to say?"

One day, the index finger of the big man wrapped a thick gauze. Zhan Zhao saw it and hurriedly asked, My lord, what is wrong with your hand Lord Bao gritted his teeth and replied It is Gongsun Ce's soul that faint Gave me a pack of chocolate finger biscuits last night.

My colleague Xiao Wang was recently transferred from the original personnel department on the second floor to the public relations department on the first floor, and Xiao Wang's friend didn't know about Xiao Wang's recent job transfer, so he still called ** to Xiao Wang's original office to find Xiao Wang:

Friend: Is Xiao Wang there?

Xiao Wang's colleague: Xiao Wang is no longer here, and he has just left personnel.

Friend: How did I not know? I saw him well two weeks ago, and I knew that I would send him, what a pity! By the way, do you know when he left?

Colleague Xiao Wang: You can go down there and ask him yourself.

Grandma's English is not good, and the four-year-old son and grandma often talk to each other, full of jokes.

One day, after eating ice cream, my son said to his grandmother, "I want more."When the grandmother heard the "massage", she said to her son: "The baby is really good, I know that grandma is busy and tired, and I want to help grandma massage." ”

After saying that, Dad was already laughing and bent over.

There was an old man with gray hair, piercing eyes, often wearing an old-fashioned tunic suit, much like a state cadre in the fifties, who did a program for international radio every morning to learn English. The show is live, early in the morning. Radio International is near Babaoshan, far away.

That's why the old professor has to go there every day before dawn. One day, the old professor woke up late. Don't be late, hurry up and take a taxi.

Master, go to Babaoshan. ”

In the early morning fog, the master felt cold on his body.

The old professor had a serious expression all the way and didn't say a word. The master is speeding all the way, but the road is far away, and the time for the live broadcast is approaching.

The old professor anxiously grabbed the master's shoulder: "Hurry up, hurry up, it's about to dawn!" ”…

The army conscripted the animals to go to war, and all the animals in the forest had to come for a physical examination, and the monkey who was in first line didn't want to go to the army, and he looked at his long tail, so he bit his teeth and broke him off. The military doctor said: The monkey's tail is broken, it is disabled, and there is no need to be a soldier.

The second rabbit, seeing the monkey's behavior, resolutely broke off his long ears and went in. The military doctor said: The rabbit's ear is broken, it is a disability, and there is no need to be a soldier.

The black bear, who was in third place, thought to himself. "What if I have such short ears and a tail that is almost the same? "Kind bunnies and monkeys come to help him figure it out.

Suddenly, the monkey shouted: I know, break your teeth, you are disabled! So the monkey and the rabbit slammed the black bear and broke all his teeth.

Although the black bear was in pain, he was also very happy to go in for a physical examination, and soon after, I saw the black bear come out with his mouth covered and cry. No way. They said I was too fat to be a soldier.

The three mosquitoes were showing off their flying skills, stinky for a long time, noisy and red-faced, and they couldn't tell the winner, so they decided to "show" a section of their own. The first thing the British mosquito was to see it fly to a frog, circle around it a few times, and when it came back, it saw a slipknot on the frog's tongue, and he proudly said: "Tell you!"

In my hometown, if I didn't have this ability, it would be doomed soon! The American mosquito sneered twice: Hmph!

Carving insect skills, not enough to worry about teeth!! So he flew to the two frogs, and went back and forth between them several times, and when he came back, the tongues of the two frogs formed a dead knot, and he said in a stinky voice: Huh!

In my hometown, this is the way to survive! The Chinese mosquito replied disdainfully: Just kidding!

In our hometown, I have never seen such a bad technology! British and American mosquitoes were very unconvinced and said: Talk about this!?

How capable do you think you are?? So, the Chinese mosquitoes flew to a group of frogs, shuttled through it several times, and when they came back, they saw the frogs' tongues pinched together, and they became a..."Chinese knot" ..

Heheha

If you look at the "joke is coming" in the circle of classmates, it will definitely have 200 words.

One day, the boy said to the girl, "Come here." The girl is coming.

The boy said, "You are my daughter." The girl said:

I'm your dad! The boy said, "You are my daughter."

The girl said: I am my father! The boy said:

Daughter! The girl said: Daddy!

The boy said, "Huh! The girl said:

No way. You're fooling me again!!

There is a family surnamed Pan, and the elders have passed away.

During the family sacrifice, an old gentleman with a strong local accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary is written like this:

Filial piety: Pan Genko.

Filial piety: Chi's.

Filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci.

Filial piety: Pan Daoshi.

But this old gentleman is dizzy and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he followed the obituary roll call, he did not see anything that literally had three points of water or the left capital was missing.

So he read it to him like this: Filial piety, turn ......Follow ......Dou ......When Xiaonan heard it, he felt very strange, but he didn't dare to ask, so he turned over a heel fight.

Then he said: "Filial daughter-in-law, also ......."It's ......」

When the filial daughter-in-law heard it: I'm going to turn it over too? So the filial daughter-in-law also turned over a heel fight.

Again: Filial granddaughter, turn it twice. 」

When the filial granddaughter heard it, she thought that her parents had turned it over, so I would too! So I flipped two heels.

At this time, Xiaosun thought to himself: My father and mother have turned it once, and my sister has also turned it twice, so how many times should I turn it? Thinking about it, I started to get nervous: What to do? 」

I saw the old gentleman tear open his throat and read out loud:

Filial piety ......Flip ......to ......Dead ......」