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One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei drank and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed. When he was in embarrassment, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”
As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”
As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "A fart just now, the fart is flying!" ”
Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.
Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”
Everyone was indignant and thought, "Isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" ”
A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted first: "The fart was put by Chu (pig)!" ”
Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”
Cao Cao widened his eyes when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they all rushed to grab him, and Xiahou Dun argued: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”
Wrong! Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard it, "The fart is dangling!" ”
Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”
Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”
Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”
Guo Tu said: "The fart is from the figure (spit)!" ”
Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”
Then. Niu Jin: "The fart is gold (gold)!" ”
Cao Hong: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”
Zhang Nan: "The fart is south (blue)!" ”
Cao Cao was already red-faced and about to get angry.
Guo Jia continued: "The fart is from Jia (clip)!" ”
Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.
Cao Cao fainted angrily.
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Qingmei toasted about heroes, coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes, Wangmei quenched his thirst, the battle of Guandu, cut his beard and robe, and defeated Huarong Dao,
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coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes.
Defeated Huarong Road.
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The stories about Cao Cao include: assassinating Zhang Rang, intellectually stimulating Yuan Shao, Guan Yu asking for a concubine, striking Jiao with water, and looking at Mei to quench thirst.
1. Stab Zhang Rang.
Cao Cao had privately entered the mansion of Zhang Rang, who was often servant, and tried to assassinate, Zhang Rang found out and sent someone to hunt down, Cao Cao brandished a halberd, and fought all the way out from the court, Zhang Rang's guards could not approach him, Cao Cao fought and retreated, and when he retreated to the wall, he jumped and came out over the wall.
2. Wisdom excites Yuan Shao.
When Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were young, they often liked to be rangers. The two of them once went to see someone else getting married, took the opportunity to sneak into their master's garden, and shouted in the middle of the night: "There is a thief!
The people in Qinglu all ran out to inspect, and Yuan and Cao drew knives to rob the bride. After the two of them ran out, they got lost halfway and fell into the thorn bushes, and Yuan Shao couldn't move. Cao Cao shouted again:
The thief is here! Yuan Shao was frightened and anxious, and quickly jumped out by himself, and the two were finally able to escape.
3, Guan Yu begged for a concubine.
Qin Yilu went to Yuan Shu to marry the daughter of the Han Dynasty clan as his wife. His ex-wife, Mrs. Du, and son Qin Lang stayed in Xiapi. In the third year of Jian'an, Cao Cao besieged Lü Buyu in Xiapi, and Guan Yu repeatedly asked that Mrs. Nadu could be his concubine after the city was broken.
Cao Cao saw Guan Yu's repeated requests and suspected that Du's beauty was different from ordinary people, so he went to see Du in person, and his beauty was extraordinary. Cao Cao therefore rejected Guan Yu's request for Mrs. Nadu to be his concubine, and himself took Mrs. Nadu as his concubine, and Qin Lang became Cao Cao's stepson.
4. Hit Jiao by water.
When Cao Cao was ten years old, he was swimming in the dragon pool and suddenly encountered a fierce crocodile. The crocodile attacked Cao Cao, but Cao Cao was undaunted and calmly fought the crocodile. The crocodile couldn't get its mouth down and fled.
After Cao Cao returned home, he did not mention the crocodile to his family. Later, when an adult saw a snake and cowered in fear, Cao Cao laughed and said innocently: "I am not afraid of a crocodile when I meet a crocodile in Longtan, but you are afraid of a snake, it's ridiculous!"
Everyone asked, Cao Cao told the truth, and they all marveled at the courage of the young Cao Cao.
5. Wangmei quenches thirst.
Once Cao Cao led his troops on an expedition, but he couldn't find a place with water on the way, and the soldiers were very thirsty. So Cao Cao told his men to send a message to the soldiers: "There is a large plum grove in front, which bears many plums, sweet and sour, which can quench thirst."
When the soldiers heard this, their mouths drooled. With this, they were able to reach a place where there was a water source ahead.
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